Even Lara Makes Mistakes
"I need them!" Lara argued.
"I'm sorry madam... but we can't let you take them with you. You can get them back when you return from your trip."
"If I die, I'm coming back to haunt you!" She stormed off towards the waiting area. She had another hour before her plane came.
"Wouldn't let you take them with you?" He said carrying a bag.
"No!" Lara took the bag off him, "FHM?"
"I..." Kurtis scratched the back of his head, "...Read it for the articles."
"Sure, honey." Lara said in a long,sarcastic voice. "You forgot the 'Twirl'. Can you get it for me?"
"Might as well. How much is it?"
"Forty-three pence."
"You must go to this airport a lot."
"Comes with the job." Lara told him as she opened the 'National Enquirer'. She liked a good gossip every now and then. Kurtis went back to the shop. Lara threw the gossip magazine at the man beside her and punched him, then grabbed him by the throat. "What do you want? You've been following Kurtis and I since we came out of my mansion."
"I'm sorry, I just wanted an autograph. I'm a big fan of yours and I heard that you were searching for Alexander the Great's knife." He started gagging. Lara let go.
"I am so sorry. I thought you were trying to kill us. I apologise. I am really sorry. Please accept my aplogy. I honestly... it's a habit now." She rolled her eyes. "You wanted an autograph? Have you got a bit of paper?"
"I have a photo of you!" The man said ecstatically and handed the photo of Lara over.
"What's your name?" She asked as the man handed her a pen.
"Richard."
"How did you know what I was looking for?"
"I overheard you on the way in."
Lara sighed, "Guess I should be quieter then," she laughed, "Do you know anything about it?"
"Only that it gave Alexander some type of invincibility." He got up, "I need to go now, I said to my wife I'd only be gone for about half an hour. Thanks for the autograph."
Lara waved, "Nice guy."
"Who was the dude?"
"Richard, he was wanting an autograph. And, me being me, at first I thought he was trying to kill us."
"What a nice way to greet someone. Here you go." He handed Lara the 'Twirl'. She ate it.