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CH5- Of Sexy Librarians
There's only one sensible thing to do when your world turns upside down- Which in Iruka's definition would mean, Handsome Jounin sent you flowers and you found out you were nin-eye-candy. The sensible thing would be to hide in the Hokage's office, where even the boldest nin couldn't catch and harass him.
The first step to doing so would be to get out of the school building, a goal he'd nearly achieved when he was stopped by a smirking Genma. "Well hello there Iruka-chan,"
We're he not so taken aback, Iruka would have wondered why everyone called him chan, but he wasn't exactly thinking clearly as he stumbled backwards. "Ah- Genma-kun, Hello," he said lowering his head in a sign of respect.
It was when Genma lifted his chin gently to gaze into dark confident eyes that his mild blush overtook his entire face. "Hello." repeated Genma in a smooth voice. "You look like you were ready for school to be over, mind if I take you to lunch?"
The way Iruka's blush darkened you would have thought Genma had asked to have him for lunch instead of to take him to lunch- then again, by the interest in Genma's eyes, he might have been asking just that. "Ah- I- Uh-I have to get to the Hokage's office!" sputtered Iruka backing up. "Gomen!"
"Oh? Another time then?" asked Genma amused at Iruka's reaction.
"Uh- Sure," said Iruka. "Ah- Geh- Sayonara!" he said running out of the building.
"I think you scared him Genma-kun," said Anko. Shaking her head with a smile.
"It was worth it to hear him make all those little sounds," said Genma walking out.
Kurenai walked in to stand by Anko who was stirring her coffee. "Hate to see them go," she said.
"Love to watch them walk away," finished Anko.
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Tsunade laughed heartily as Iruka stifled whimpers. "It's not funny! This…Guy, he's bringing unnecessary attention to me!" he said irritably.
"Well if you'd tell me who this, Guy, was, I could help you- It isn't Gai is it?" asked Tsunade leaning forward with bright eyes, just as eager to get the scoop as the rest of the kunoichi in the village.
"NO!" snapped Iruka. "Look, I just need somewhere to lay low until this all blows over, I figured I could help reorganize the archives,"
"From what I heard, there's plenty of people willing to offer you places to…Lay low," snickered Tsunade.
Iruka reddened. "Not. Funny."
Tsunade stifled her snickers. "Fine fine!" she said waving her hand. "The history archive needs work, and you'll be alone- I warn you though, it's dusty," she said.
"Fine!" said Iruka going behind her desk to the well fortified door that held the archives. "Anything to get me out of this hell.
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Iruka was beginning to reconsider his definition of hell when he sneezed for what had to be the fiftieth time. He rubbed his nose as he began organizing scrolls by age- A task that had been stopped at the five-hundredth scroll- And ranged to thousands of scrolls all stacked on tables. He sighed as he picked up one from early in the village's history and walked towards one of the back shelves to put it up.
He frowned as he stood on his toes to slide it into place- Only to feel strong arms slide into place around his waist and a familiar scent intoxicate his nose. "Ka- Kakashi!" he gasped.
"I always thought you had a sexy librarian quality to you," murmured Kakashi, nibbling at Iruka's neck through his mask.
"How'd you get in here! Tsunade is-" began Iruka trying to whirl about- Only to find that Kakashi liked him quite fine where he was, pressed between a bookshelf and a hard chest, unable to see his pleasuring assaulter.
"Shh…Tsunade is asleep, and if you knew how I got in here you'd be a Jounin by now." said Kakashi, breathing hotly against where he'd nibbled, causing Iruka to shudder.
"Wha- what are you doing here?" asked Iruka, ceasing his struggles, as he lowered his head.
"Mmm, Courting," said Kakashi nipping Iruka's neck sharply. Iruka let out a little yelp and renewed his struggles.
"Kakashi! I have to get to work!" he said blushing thoroughly.
"You do that, just keep in mind that all work and no play is unhealthy, but play with other nin is unhealthy for them," said Kakashi calmly.
"What do you mean!" demanded Iruka finally forcing his way around- Only to find that Kakashi was gone. A gasp and seconds later Tsunade was in the room.
"Iruka are you okay? I heard- What's that on your neck?" asked Tsunade grinning in a very Jiraiya like fashion.
Iruka's hand slapped to his neck as his eyes widened in horror. "He didn't!"
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Iruka tilted his head uncomfortably looking in the bathroom mirror to see that indeed, Kakashi had left a distinctive red mark clearly visible on his neck where it would be hard to conceal. "Damn him!" growled Iruka. "I swear when I get a hold of him!" he hissed as he stormed out of the bathroom.
It was seconds later that one of the stall doors flung open and Naruto rolled out, followed slowly by an annoyed looking Sasuke.
"Oie! Sasuke! Do you think someone's bothering sensei Iruka? He's been acting funny since he got those flowers! Maybe some old enemy is stalking him!" said Naruto. "Did you see that mark on his neck? Iruka-sensei is no pushover! It must have been a strong nin to-"
"Urusai dobe." said Sasuke, shocked at the denseness of his teammate. Then a thought dawned on him and he smirked wickedly. "Oie, Naruto, I know the jutsu that was used on Iruka."
"Honto? Can you show me!" asked Naruto excitedly.
"…Hmm, maybe if you beg dobe,"
"Onegai! Onegai! Onegai!" begged Naruto.
"Well, if you insist."
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