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Chapter One: Why become evil? Don't the good guys always win?
Simple answer: Yes, but...
"Well, bloody good this does me then!" Severus exclaimed, then remembered it had a but... at the end of it. Before he let his hand chuck it into the fire, he picked it up and continued to read.
Do we have your attention now? Okay, first, we shall correctly list the perks 1) Get what ever you need when ever you need it 2) Bad guys have the coolest names 3) Perfect lock picker 4) Always can pleasure a woman properly (unless your competition is with 007) 5) Coolest outfits
"What the *censored* *censored* kind of book is this? This isn't making any sense!" Severus exclaimed.
Please refer to diagram 1.2, where it is obvious about the outfits that one can wear. Leather and silk are most acceptable (A/N: most sexy!) and normally define a villain. Whereas, heroes wear comfortable clothes and often they aren't much fashionable. ~Note: leather undergarments don't count and can't count, as no one can see them... if they can... what sort of bad guy does that when people are around??!!
Now to explain why the good guys win (and there is a reason). Throughout time, you see that time after time again evil has bee thwarted in numerous ways. Why is that? It is because normally no one is competent enough to fight the good and win and many stupid mistakes are made along the way. Consider pride that has always led to ones downfall, pride in one thing or another is always bad, well, too much of it is. Also, gluttony is one of those things that lead to a downfall, being obsessed with food. Actually, all of the 7 deadly sins are what usually bring a villain down. So to avoid them, one must be balanced in the ways of everything, be sly, humorous, sarcastic, and quick, depend on no one, and learn to balance a schedule and keep to it, only being flexible when the need arises.
"Should I take notes?" Severus asked himself...
The good guys always have good skills and specialties in many things, the trick is to find out what they are and then master different things, for no one can beat a good guy with something they are good at, unless they are stupid.
"Hmmm, that does have some truth to it. At least I don't have to battle Potter on a level of stupidity..." Severus said, "Wait, does that even make sense?"
The top 3 things good guys normally master are 1) swordsman skills 2) card games 3) Witty replies...
"Swords? What about wands, when was this book written?" Severus asked.
Well, we've explained only a little of what needs to be done. Please turn to chapter 2, which happens to be how to pick your outfit and your name, should you choose to have a false name to protect your own hide, very good choice... hide your real name... yes... names...
"What the *censored*?" Severus complained, "a child wrote this, didn't they? Oh well, it seems to have some truth."
~~ A/N: I had a brain block for this chapter, so sue me... R&R!! Please, and don't flame me unless it's constructive flaming!
Chapter One: Why become evil? Don't the good guys always win?
Simple answer: Yes, but...
"Well, bloody good this does me then!" Severus exclaimed, then remembered it had a but... at the end of it. Before he let his hand chuck it into the fire, he picked it up and continued to read.
Do we have your attention now? Okay, first, we shall correctly list the perks 1) Get what ever you need when ever you need it 2) Bad guys have the coolest names 3) Perfect lock picker 4) Always can pleasure a woman properly (unless your competition is with 007) 5) Coolest outfits
"What the *censored* *censored* kind of book is this? This isn't making any sense!" Severus exclaimed.
Please refer to diagram 1.2, where it is obvious about the outfits that one can wear. Leather and silk are most acceptable (A/N: most sexy!) and normally define a villain. Whereas, heroes wear comfortable clothes and often they aren't much fashionable. ~Note: leather undergarments don't count and can't count, as no one can see them... if they can... what sort of bad guy does that when people are around??!!
Now to explain why the good guys win (and there is a reason). Throughout time, you see that time after time again evil has bee thwarted in numerous ways. Why is that? It is because normally no one is competent enough to fight the good and win and many stupid mistakes are made along the way. Consider pride that has always led to ones downfall, pride in one thing or another is always bad, well, too much of it is. Also, gluttony is one of those things that lead to a downfall, being obsessed with food. Actually, all of the 7 deadly sins are what usually bring a villain down. So to avoid them, one must be balanced in the ways of everything, be sly, humorous, sarcastic, and quick, depend on no one, and learn to balance a schedule and keep to it, only being flexible when the need arises.
"Should I take notes?" Severus asked himself...
The good guys always have good skills and specialties in many things, the trick is to find out what they are and then master different things, for no one can beat a good guy with something they are good at, unless they are stupid.
"Hmmm, that does have some truth to it. At least I don't have to battle Potter on a level of stupidity..." Severus said, "Wait, does that even make sense?"
The top 3 things good guys normally master are 1) swordsman skills 2) card games 3) Witty replies...
"Swords? What about wands, when was this book written?" Severus asked.
Well, we've explained only a little of what needs to be done. Please turn to chapter 2, which happens to be how to pick your outfit and your name, should you choose to have a false name to protect your own hide, very good choice... hide your real name... yes... names...
"What the *censored*?" Severus complained, "a child wrote this, didn't they? Oh well, it seems to have some truth."
~~ A/N: I had a brain block for this chapter, so sue me... R&R!! Please, and don't flame me unless it's constructive flaming!