HOT STARS
All my friends love Orlando Bloom
Or Harry Potter on his magical broom
Some might like Keanu Reeves
With his black handsome leather sleeves
Keeping the Matrix robots in their place
Being the hero to save the human race
Or perhaps the actor Billy Boyd
In his mysterious Middle Earth Void
Playing a hobbit three movies in a row
Still makes you wish that he was your beau.
My friend Lacey is in love with Johnny Depp
She loves a guy with an awesome rep
From pirates on the Caribbean to a schizophrenic writer
You can never find a guy whose butt is any tighter
The new and improved Chad Michael Murray
With his blonde hair so cute and furry
Mr. Prince Charming to Hilary Duff
Don't let that fool you he's quite manly and rough
Also the S.W.A.T. hot Colin Farrell
Saving the world from danger and peril
Sometimes a cowboy who's smooth and slick
But no matter the character, he always gets the chick
Breaking all boundaries comes sweet feet Hugh
Sing songs from Grease and kicking butts right on cue
With a "goody trail" that's quite well known
When he walks in the room all the other guys groan
Although some might disagree I've got a soft spot for Michael Vartan
Kicking buttocks and looking hot and makes him da' man
He's not the most popular guy or that famous
But whoever argues that he is ugly is an ignoramus
Here comes musical Robert Carmine
His luscious hotness makes everyone pine
Whether he's a princess's crush or a famous rock star
It's agreed that in modeling he would go far
You can never forget hunky Tom Cruise
On Mission Impossible he can never lose
He may be gettin' old and not one of the "it" guys
But with his résumé, it makes some of the new actors look like small fries
All these hotties in one single room
Danny and Pyro wishing that one was their groom
So many of these stars live in LA
Where they get filthy rich and party all day
With the nice cars that go zoom zoom zoom
Who want publicity even in the little men's room
Who could spend life loving someone they don't know
Not knowing if they're nice or if they only care about dough
Money that they spend on things they don't need
Money they only have 'cause of their stupidity and greed
Why all my friends like these dorks I'll never know
All I can do is laugh and not let true feelings show