I'm so happy that I got 17 reviews in one day! I love all of you who reviewed! That's cottoncandyclouds, Terra, idunno, Peppermint Sticks, WBH, starxrobin, IllegalDayNightSnappingIguana, PhsycoPunkCrazy, KikyandMe, Moon-Princess-Meg, Threeandfourforever, blufirestar, Moonshine Ryu, Dragonfly of Teen Titans West, Riceballalien, and satussimpson! Yay for you!
But…two quick questions…
Peppermint Sticks: So…you do or do not like this story, cause that review was really confusing and now I don't think you like me…um…the little star things don't show up on Is there really a good kind of stupid?
Oh! Also, I'm sorry if my actions in parenthasis confused anybody, but that's how it is in a real script, so that's how I'm doing it!
SUPER IMPORTANT WARNING YOU MUST READ: Um…someone reviewed me and said that it wasn't very funny and that I was trying too hard…I'm not exactly mad at them…but…it put me out of my normal frame of mind when I write stories, so if this is at all too random or serious, please note that that is the reason. This chapter might not be as funny as the first one…please do not be mad at this reviewer…but this is probably a serious chapter…I'm sorry…and to the reviewer who said that: I'm not mad at you…I swear…but now I'm more self conscious and not as willing to take risks with my jokes…so…yeah.
Okay, Disclaimer, so we can start this fic!
Disclaimer: I do not own the movie "The Grudge" or the show "Teen Titans." Happy now?
Narrator: Dun Dun Dun! The curse is among the Titans!
Robin: Will you shut up already!
Narrator: Dun Dun Dun! Robin's mad!
WoofBlackHayate: cough he needs anger management cough!
Narrator: Dun Dun Dun! There's a girl here and Robin wants to know where she came from!
Robin: Where did you come from?
Author: She's one of my best friends.
Robin: You brought your friend onto the set? What is WRONG with you?
Author (standing tall): YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY?
Robin: N-no ma'am!
Author: Didn't think so. Get back to work! Robin, schedule an appointment with a therapist.
Robin: I do NOT need a therapist!
Author: I know…but it's fun to make you mad.
Robin: shut up!
Cyborg: Um…should I take it from my line?
Author: Well, where did we leave off in the script?
Cyborg: When the annoying narrator dude says 'dun dun dun'.
Author: And who's line is next?
Cyborg: Mine.
Author: Then, wouldn't it be natural to take it from your line?
Cyborg: I ASKED YOU!
Author (sighing): Ugghhh…
Robin: JUST READ YOUR FRIGGIN LINE ALREADY!
WoofBlackHayate: Anger…
Robin: Shut up!
Raven: Let's just start.
Cyborg: Okay…
All (staring patiently at Cyborg): …
Cyborg: Well…
All: Well what?
Cyborg: Who has the next line already?
Raven: Beast boy, please read Cyborg's line.
Beast boy: okay. What are we going to do with this pan?
Cyborg: I don't know, but maybe we should figure that out after the next person reads their line. We're waiting!
Raven: Ignore him.
Beast boy: THANK GOD!
Robin (returning to script): I think we should throw the pan out…it seems like a 'bad luck charm' or something.
Raven: That won't help anything, the curse is already among us. Whether we choose to believe it or not, nothing we do will stop it-it's already taken its first victim.
Robin (in Raven's face, growling almost): Starfire is NOT a victim. Victims are no longer living!
Raven: I know. I was talking about that dead bird over there.
Robin(looking at the mysterious bird that is now flinching on the ground): Ohhh…
Beast boy: OH NO! I'LL SAVE YOU!
Narrator: While the titans watched Beast boy perform CPR on the dead bird, Starfire was stirring. Meanwhile, in the sick bay…
Starfire (stirring slightly and moaning): …
Narrator: Starfire began to shake violently, then she sat up. She was jolted back into the real world, and remembered graphically everything that had happened. To tell you the truth, she was scared to death and had no intention of reliving what had taken place a while before (when she was alone in the kitchen).
Starfire (thinking): I must go warn the others!
Narrator: Starfire hurried down the halls and stopped when she heard the voices of her friends.
Starfire: Friends?
Narrator: All of her teammates stopped what they were doing and ran over to her, tackling her in a hug worthy of…well…Starfire.
Starfire: I am also relieved to see that you were unharmed. Please, how long have I been asleep?
Raven: Well…for about two and a half hours, actually.
Starfire: Oh…
Narrator: Starfire decided that it would just be best to get to the point and get this over with quickly.
Starfire: I am sure that you would like to know exactly what caused me to go into such a state.
Robin: Well, we already know what's caused the curse, but it would be nice to see what we're up against.
Cyborg: Hold on, man.
Robin: What's up, Cy?
Cyborg: We're not there in the script, yet. We're still waiting for that idiot to read his or her lines. WE ARE STILL WAITING! WHOEVER YOU ARE, PLEASE COME FORWARD!
Narrator: Starfire looked quizzically at Cyborg.
Starfire: No, friend Cyborg-
Robin: Just forget him, Star. What happened to you?
Starfire (looking sadly down at floor): Well, I came back to the kitchen and continued making the fudge, and I heard a peculiar noise…like a croaking of the throat…
Narrator: Suddenly, the room was filled an odd, croaking sound.
Starfire: Raven! That's exactly how it sounded! Delightful…well, not really…but…um…that's how it sounded, so…
Raven: I didn't make that noise.
Starfire: Then…who did?
Narrator: Dun Dun Dun!
Robin: SHUT UP!
Okay...not very funny, was it? Didn't think so. PLEASE DO NOT BE MAD AT THE REVIEWER! I SWEAR! IM NOT MAD, SO YOU SHOULDN'T BE, EITHER! UNLESS YOU HOLD GRUDGES OR SOMETHING...um...anyway...let's try again next chapter, okay? Maybe I'll be more...funny...PLEASE REVIEW OR I WILL NOT WRITE!