Random Yugioh Insanity

By MuseofDestructiveness

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Yu-Gi-Oh. They just happen to be the most fun to mess with at the moment. Yes, I am happily insane and have proven this to be true in most situations. I do own the muses, but Tiger n Serpentra most definitely belong to BloodyChaos.

This chappie is dedicated to my beloved BloodyChaos!!

Malik and Serpentra both stare at the still open closet door as a neon orange cat wanders in. Serpentra stares at it for a moment before screaming, "GEORGE!!" and crushes the cat in a hug. The cat, newly christened, George makes a funny squeaking sound and turns blue.

Liouku, who has not yet found his cheese, comes to investigate this. After a while though, he turns to Serpentra and asks for more cheese. George perks up and looks at Liouku expectantly, waiting for cheese. Yugi, who has somehow managed to rescue his Dark Magician plushie, is now sitting on a cardboard box, with of all things...cheese.

George tackles poor Yugi and steals his cheese. Yugi growls and smacks the cat across the floor, only to chase him down again to say, between sobs, that he was sorry. George hisses and bites Yugi on the nose. Yugi screams and yells something about wild animals attacking him.

Malik snickers and looks at Yugi. "It's not when wild animals attack, it's when stupid people get bit," he laughs insanely. Yugi thinks about how fun it would be to kill Malik, and then begins sobbing again for even thinking of that.

Serpentra looks around that sword she has lost somewhere as someone howls in pain. She giggles as she realizes that she now knows where she put it. She stares at Zaen who finds a box filled with pathetic little plushies that resemble various people that he knows and proceeds to set the box on fire.

Serpentra grins evilly and joins in the plushie massacre, because she remembers what happened to her the last time something in Tiger's closet caught fire. Laughing maniacally, she wonders where her cousin is. She could always blame the chaos in the closet on him. Not that it ever worked of course, but hey, she could always try.

Malik abandons his death grasp on Serpentra's shirt, and proceeds to poke George in the head with the Millennium Rod. George glares at Malik with his big green eyes and growls. Malik shrieks and runs to cower behind Serpentra who rolls her eyes and pats the evil villain on the head. Yugi, who is still wearing the frilly pink tutu, snickers at Malik.

Malik hisses and hurls Yugi into the nearest wall, forcing poor Yugi to wander around aimlessly. Liouku laughs insanely and screams, "SUSHI!!!" forcing everyone in a 30 mile radius to stop what they were doing and stare in the direction of the closet. Including Tiger, who decides it, would be easier to go drink another Pepsi than to go wandering into her closet with Serpentra in it.

Mason randomly appears and hurls yet another torch at Joey, who in turn screams something about evil muses attacking him. Mason laughs maniacally and watches Joey scream in agony. Yugi grabs a fire extinguisher, which no one knows where it came from.., and proceeds to attempt to put out the fire. But instead of putting out the fire...it makes it worse. Sadly, the "fire extinguisher" is a flame thrower (which explains why it is in Tiger's closet).

Serpentra edges toward the rope that is carefully marked "Do NOT pull!" and yanks on it hoping that it is something destructive. Confetti begins to spill from the ceiling and Serpentra sweatdrops. "PREETY COLORS!!" Yugi squeals, dancing around in the confetti.

Malik stares at Serpentra, who is now covered in confetti just like the rest of the closet, and laughs insanely. Serpentra begins to throw a shoebox at him, and then decided that throwing Joey would be more fun. Joey screams like a girl and runs out of the closet with Yugi and Serpentra not far behind.

Raphael who is walking down the hall, gets ran over by his cousin and a squealing Joey and Yugi. "Ow..." he whines, as he sits up only to be tackled by a cheese-demanding George. Serpentra turns around and screams, "YOU CLOSET WRECKER!!" and runs off laughing maniacally.

Raphael stares at her and sighs. "Why? WHY ME?!??!"

MuseofDestructiveness: Well there's the second chappie!! And don't forget to review it!!