Well, your reviews were really appreciated, and yes, I am now happy. I'm sure no one cares. Anyway…to all of my fateful reviewers, I SALUTE YOU! That would be: JM, Saint H, Chibi Scooby, IllegalDayNightSnappingIguana, starxrobin, cottoncandyclouds (you reviewed another one of my stories! Yay) Gem W, emily, and satusimpson.
To two reviewers:
WoofBlackHayate: Thanks! Yes, you were in the story…I guess it was my way of thanking you for being such a great friend! I'm sure gonna miss you…:o(…did you hear that everybody? WoofBlackHayate will be VERY angry if you insult me! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!
Cat Girl: What? That's, like, half of the humor right there! Oh well…if you really don't like those parts…don't read them…I guess…everyone else likes those parts.
All right every body! Let's see if I have my funny bone back!
Disclaimer: No monkeys, hamsters, or ferrets were harmed in the making of this story…in fact…they don't have to do anything with the plot…I don't own "The Grudge" or Teen Titans, either.
WARNING: For those of you who have seen "The Grudge", DO NOT EXPECT A SIMILAR ENDING! There is pretty much a different plotline, if you've noticed, and there will be a different, more 'spoof-like' ending, also. Please do not be mad: I'm only human!
Author's Note: NO MORE FLAMES, UNLESS YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET AN ANGRY RESPONSE! I KNOW THE SUMMARY SAYS FLAMES WELCOME, BUT AS starxrobin, A GREAT REVIEWER, HAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION: IF YOU NO LIKEY, YOU NO READY, CUZ I'M WRITING THIS HOW I WANT TO, AND NO ONE'S GOING TO STOP ME! SO THERE!
THAT IS ALL! THANK YOU.
Narrator: Every one was silent. They listened intently to the croaking noise, and found that it was coming closer. Suddenly, Raven noticed a missing Titan.
Raven: Um…and Beast boy would be where?
Cyborg: Beast boy! Where are you, little buddy!
Starfire: Beast boy, please show yourself, I do not wish to play the game of seek-and-go-hide!
Robin: Actually, it's called hide-and-go-seek, Star.
Narrator: The rest of the Titans gave Robin death glares.
Robin: What?
Beast boy (voice muffled): Dude, I'm missing, and you're busy correcting Starfire's grammar? Some friend you are!
Authoress: Beast boy! You cannot give guilt trips if no one knows where you are!
Beast boy: But I'm right here…
Narrator: Beast boy received a glare from the Authoress.
Beast boy: …and that's not where I'm supposed to be…heh…sorry…I'll go hide under the table again so they can search for me until the script tells me to appear all scared-like and out of breath and…
Raven: Beast boy, you're ruining the suspense! Idiot.
Beast boy: Sorry…
Authoress: Whatever, look, let's just take it from page 49, where Beast boy appears all scared-like and out of breath. Action!
Narrator: Suddenly, Beast boy ran into the room from the front door.
Beast boy: Guys!
Narrator: Beast boy was panting heavily, and looked quite scared.
Starfire: Beast boy! You are unharmed!
Cyborg: Booyah!
Robin: Good to have you back, BB!
Raven: Hi.
Starfire: Please friend, what happened?
Beast boy: Well, I was here, listening to the croaking sound, and then…well, I got hungry, so I ran to the pizza parlor, and bought a tofu and vegetable pizza, ate it, and flew back here. So, what'd I miss?
Raven: Idiot.
Robin: You left for pizza while the curse of the fudge was bestowed upon our house?
Cyborg: That's cold man, ice cold.
Starfire: Friend! How could you-
Robin: Wait…did you hear that?
Narrator: The group listened intently and soon heard a faint meowing sound coming from one of the bedrooms.
Robin: Come on, Titans. Let's check it out.
Narrator: In one, large group the five teens walked down the hall and stopped at the first room. It read Robin in big, silver letters.
Robin: I'll go in first.
Narrator: Robin shut the door and the four could hear shuffling papers as he no doubt tidied up the room a bit. He opened the door and ushered them inside with a lopsided grin and a bit of a blush creeping up his neck.
Raven: Nice.
Robin: Shut up.
Raven: Excuse me?
Robin: …please don't speak.
Raven: Excuse me?
Robin: O.O
Robin: Speak freely, Raven, don't mind me…heh…
Raven: That's more like it.
Cyborg: There's nothing in here…let's go.
Narrator: The next room was Starfire's. Isn't that ironic that the authoress has conveniently placed Robin and Starfire's rooms right next to each other? I mean-
Authoress: FOCUS!
Narrator: Sorry. The titans soon found out who had the neatest room.
Cyborg: There's nothing in here, either.
Narrator: The group ventured to Cyborg's room.
Cyborg: Don't scratch the metal on the walls.
Raven: Why would we touch it, let alone scratch it?
Cyborg: Good point.
Starfire: There is also nothing in here.
Narrator: Raven's room was next.
Raven: Starfire and I will search the room. You guys can wait out here.
Beast boy: But why does she-
Raven: Because she has already been in my room.
Beast boy: So have Cyborg and I.
Raven: I'm sorry, let me rephrase that: Starfire has already been in my room, WITH MY PERMISSION.
Narrator: Beast boy cowered in fear.
Beast boy: That pretty much clears it up.
Narrator: A short while later, the girls emerged from the room, with no avail. The dreaded Beast boy's room was next, and everyone but he was scared out of their wits.
Beast boy: OH YAY! WE GET TO GO INTO MY ROOM NEXT!
Raven: That's like a curse itself.
Beast boy: Don't be silly, Raven, I just cleaned it.
Raven: I don't do silly, and I highly doubt you've cleaned anything with efficiency since the time you were born.
Narrator: The sound was noticeably louder, and when the door opened, a cat raced out of the room.
Starfire: Look! A cat, we've found the producer of the strange sound, let us go-
Cyborg: Sorry, Star. We can't leave, the sound didn't stop.
Narrator: Robin put a comforting arm around Starfire's slim waist, and she returned it with a smile. Upon entering the room, they found that Raven was right in guessing that, despite Beast boy's 'cleaning', the room was in shambles.
Beast boy: Isn't it beautiful? It's as clean as a whistle!
Raven: It's a good thing we don't get cursed every day, or else we'd have to go in here more often.
Narrator: Beast boy didn't seem to hear Raven's comment.
Cyborg: What's this blue, fuzzy thing?
Beast boy: DON'T TOUCH THAT!
Raven: Yeah. It might have rabies.
Beast boy: That is my tofu surprise leftover from five weeks ago. If you touch it, it will be infected by hands that have held meat.
Narrator: Much to the group's dismay, Beast boy took a large bite of the, what looked like blue, fuzzy crap, and smiled.
Beast boy: It's still good! Want some?
Narrator: Beast boy never got his answer, because a loud, hissing noise seemed to be coming from the closet. With their attention turned for the first time towards the closet, the titans realized something.
Cyborg: Um…Beast boy, why is your closet taped shut?
Beast boy: I have no idea…open it, Cy.
Cyborg: O-o-okay…yeah…I'll-I'll do it…
Narrator: Cyborg removed the tape from the closet and looked back at his teammates, who were watching fearfully. Cyborg turned around and opened the closet, only to be showered with toys. Everyone turned to look at Beast boy with anime-style sweat drops. Beast boy put one hand behind his neck and shrugged.
Beast boy: I swear I'll get rid of those…someday.
Narrator: Suddenly, Starfire gasped and ran to the closet. Soon, she emerged with a little boy. The rest of the titans gasped.
Raven: Oh great…I'm not changing any diapers.
Starfire: I am going to go get this little boy some warm milk.
Raven: I'll come with and grab some blankets for him on the way. Take care of him while we're gone.
Narrator: Starfire put the boy in Robin's arms, and left with Raven. Robin looked quite uncomfortable and held the boy away from his body as if he were poisonous.
Cyborg: BEAST BOY! YOU PUT A LITTLE BOY IN YOUR CLOSET AND TAPED IT SHUT? WHAT KIND OF LOSER ARE YOU?
Narrator: The boy looked spitefully at Cyborg, surprising them all when he spoke.
Little boy: Put a sock in it, metal mouth!
Cyborg: I'm…gonna let that one go.
Robin: I thought you were a little boy. Aren't little boys….typically…sweet?
Little boy: Yes, we're all little angels, we are good kids for the doctors, get lollipops, and never stay up past our bedtime. NOT! Gosh, what a dumba-
Beast boy: Hey! You aren't supposed to cuss!
Little boy: Go roll in the grass, why don't you. It would add to your color.
Cyborg: That's enough, you little brat!
Robin: Yeah, no wonder Beast boy locked you in the closet, I would have done the some thing!
Little boy: Whatever. Hey! Spiky! Stop dangling me like I'm some kind of worm on a hook! I'm fragile.
Narrator: Robin took the cuff of his shirt and held him high. The little boy looked shocked.
Little boy: Hey! Easy with the merchandise, bucko!
Robin: Now you listen, and you listen good you little-
Narrator: The boy started sobbing dramatically, but there wasn't a tear in sight.
Robin: That is NOT gonna work!
Narrator: Cyborg and Beast boy made motions to Robin, trying to communicate to him. Fearfully, Robin turned around, still holding the boy by the shirt.
Robin: Hey, Star…
Narrator: Starfire and Raven both looked outraged.
Starfire: Robin! I am shocked and angry!
Robin: But…Star…you don't understand!
Starfire: I care not to hear any explanations at the moment, for I know I shall not believe them.
Raven: What do you boys think you're doing with that poor boy?
Narrator: A lamp shattered. Beast boy grabbed his pants instinctively. (A/N: Remember the first chapter? Lol)
Cyborg: Girls! You don't understand!
Beast boy: Yeah! The boy's like the devil!
Starfire: So you both are backing him up? Very well, please do not attempt to speak to me.
Raven: Ditto.
Narrator: Starfire handed the bottle of warm milk to Raven, then grabbed the crying child from Robin's outstretched hand. The boys watched as the girls left the room.
Beast boy: Hey, anyone wants some leftover tofu surprise?
Cyborg: No thank you, I prefer eating food.
Beast boy: Tofu is food!
Cyborg: No it's not! It's frozen glue!
Beast boy: Since when is glue blue and furry?
Cyborg: Since you forgot it in your room for over a month.
Beast boy: I didn't forget! The mold adds more flavor.
Cyborg: Don't even go there.
Robin: Will you two shut up?
Okay…I thought that chapter was a bit better than the last one…what do you think? Oh! Would you look at that? That means you have you REVIEW!