Random Yugioh Insanity

By MuseofDestructiveness

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Yu-Gi-Oh. They just happen to be the most fun to mess with at the moment. Yes, I am happily insane and have proven this to be true in most situations. I do own the muses, but Tiger, Serpentra, and Tiana most definitely belong to BloodyChaos.

Chappie dedicated to The Kelpsinator who keeps insisting Tiana make an appearance.

Serpentra runs down the hall, just happening to run by a very worried looking Faenlyn, who is holding George. She stops for a moment and stares at the neon orange cat. "Didn't I just leave you in the closet with my cousin???" George purrs at Faenlyn, who shrieks and runs down the hall.

Serpentra casually walks down the hall, swinging a sword at anything that moves. Raphael runs over her screaming something about mass chaos and Serpentra runs after him. "COME BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!!! I NEED SOMEBODY TO BLAME THE MASS CHAOS IN TIGER'S CLOSET ON!!!!"

Raphael shrieks like a girl and runs up the infamous flagpole as Tiana casually looks up at him and states, "My bubbles." Tiana then turns and walks off, completely ignoring any further comments that Raphael might make. A little pink monkey, holding a pair of khaki jeans in one hand and wearing an "I luv Tiana" pin, follows her.

Serpentra shakes her head and walks off, swinging her sword at random mailboxes and plant life. She yawns and walks back to Tiger's closet to survey the mass destruction that would more than likely lead to her being on the flagpole again.

She enters the closet and gapes at the state of the closet. Malik is attempting to set Yugi on fire, Mason is chasing Joey with a torch, and poor Liouku is pestering Seto to the brink of insanity. Seto is screaming profanities in every language that he can think of, while his Blue Eyes White Dragon plushie lies on the floor forgotten.

Zaen spots the plushie and screams, "RANDOM PLUSHIE MASSACRE!!!!" Serpentra pales and manages to grab Zaen before he set the plushie on fire. Zaen's bottom lip begins to quiver and Serpentra braces herself for the biggest temper tantrum of the century.

Tiana walks into the closet, dragging a helpless Hugo behind her. She waves at Serpentra and grins. Hugo is still holding the khaki pants and now waves them around. Malik looks up from the shrieking Yugi and tackles the pink monkey. "GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK!!!!" he screams, trying to wrestle the pants away from Hugo. Hugo escapes and cowers behind Tiana. "Kee?!!?"

Tiana yells at Malik for attacking Hugo and crushes the poor Hugo in a bone breaking hug. Hugo turns a funny shade of purple and gasps for breath. Tiana releases the monkey and walks out of the closet, her part of the chaos completed.

Malik glares at the exiting Tiana and sighs. Serpentra looks at him and giggles. "You know, you're never gonna get those pants back." Malik stares at her and blushes. Serpentra rolls her eyes and wonders why the good people had to get rid of the evil side of Malik. At least the evil side would go on killing sprees with her.

Seto is cuddling his plushie and Liouku has given up on his search for cheese. Liouku sits on the floor playing with the hanger of doom. "Oooohhhh preety!!!" he squeals. Serpentra sweatdrops and smacks him in the back of the head.

In the distance, Joey is screaming about evil muses and Mason is laughing maniacally. Mason hurls another torch at Joey and disappears. Serpentra silently prays that Tiger doesn't run out of Pepsi, or decides to venture into her closet.

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Muse of Destructiveness: The sad thing is that some ppl do play with hangers...

Mason: I hate them all...

Muse of Destructiveness: You don't hate me do u? sniffles

Mason: rolls eyes and disappears