Random Yugioh Insanity

By MuseofDestructiveness

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Yu-Gi-Oh. They just happen to be the most fun to mess with at the moment. Yes, I am happily insane and have proven this to be true in most situations. I do own the muses, but Tiger, Athena, Raphael & Serpentra most definitely belong to BloodyChaos.

This was actually my assignment for U.S. History so PLEASE don't ask...

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Serpentra stares at Draien who is wearing clothes that make him look exactly like a flapper. "Draien, what kind of baloney are you into now?" she said, staring at her extremely ossified muse.

Draien giggles at her. "Nothing, you hotsy-totsy flapper you." Serpentra smacks him in the back of the head and grabs the bottle of giggle water from him. "I think you've had enough of this for a while..." she states, and then sneaks a couple of sips from the bottle.

Zaen walks up to the green-haired woman and mutters something about Serpentra's clothes being spiffy. Serpentra tries to resist the urge to strangle the muse and fails miserably. "YOU LOUSY GATECRASHER!!!!" she screams at Zaen, choking him as he turns a very interesting shade of blue.

Malik stares at the muses and begins to giggle insanely. Mason glares at all of theme and silently wonders why in the evil name of Satan he didn't kill them all. Serpentra walks off, deciding to look for her sword that has miraculously made its way into the hall.

Yugi goes running by, attempting to do the fox trot and the Charleston while running. Joey, who has somehow been conned into a flapper's dress also, is the poor helpless victim that Yugi has chosen to dance with. Yugi crashes into the wall and falls over, dragging Joey down with him.

Serpentra stares at both of them and laughs maniacally. "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!! IT'S NOT THAT AMUSING!!!" Joey screams, the string of pearls around his neck swinging madly around his neck. Serpentra sighs, "Idiotic flat tire..."

"Well on the bright side, at least I'm not wearing one of those things," she mumbles, swinging her sword at the nearest cactus. "I TOLD YOU TO STOP STALKING ME!!!!" she shrieks at the mangled plant.

George runs by wearing a pin that reads "I the 20's Strikes Back." He mews at Serpentra who picks him up. "Poor thing," she says, petting him on the head and unfastens the pin. She promptly replaces it with one that reads "I Serpentra" in large bold letters.

George purrs contentedly at Serpentra and cuddles closer. Serpentra strokes the kitty's head and looks up in time to see two other muses, which shall remain nameless for insanity's sake, wearing dresses and trying to molest Yugi and Joey.

Serpentra stares at this disturbing scene and sighs. "I hope to God that Tiger doesn't decide to venture into her closet about now..." She sets George on the ground to begin another venture for cheese and goes to separate the muses from Yugi's leg and Joey's neck.

After an hour of threatened murder and mass bloodshed from the infamous Bloody Serpents, the muses reluctantly gave up their hostages. Yugi, in complete hysterics clings to Joey like there's no tomorrow, and Joey rocks back and forth muttering randomness under his breath.

The two muses go off in search of another poor soul to take hostage for their molestation purposes and Serpentra turns to face another scene of mass chaos. Athena is running around trying to find people to go on a random killing spree with her, and Raphael is bawling his annoying yellow eyes out because Liouku is bound and determined that Raphael has butterflies in his pocket.

Ravyn, the muse of bloodshed and violence, is threatening to kill everyone who will actually listen to her. Serpentra walks over to her and suggests that she go kill someone else's muses. Ravyn blinks at her with her pretty red eyes and grins. "OKIES!!!" she chirps happily, scaring Serpentra who cowers behind the nearest pile of clothes she can find.

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Muse of Destructiveness: "Why did Mrs. German have to suggest we write a story?"

Mason: glares. "Because she hates you..."

Muse of Destructiveness: stares. "You know you hate too many people."