Firehedgehog: Muahaha, Alice is pregnant, Alice is pregnant. Isn't it all wonderful? Hey, I want to talk to you more. Too bad this week sucks like you wouldn't believe when it comes to time constraints.

DragoFlare 4000: Oh my god! Axl's having a baby! Story at 11.

Roll.EXE: I recommend staying up till three in the morning then waking up a six, drinking a cup of tea with about… half a cup of sugar in it, then spend the rest of the day with two of the most insane people you know. The ideas will start flowing worse than you do on the first day-… I'm not finishing that sentence.

Ri2: Who is the other parent indeed? Maybe it's Jesus and we're all going to burn in hell.

I haven't updated in a while because first FF was a butt and wouldn't let me, then on Monday I was busy all day long with Ren Faire and work and yesterday… I was lazy. Bite me.

Anybody wondering about Nana? No? Too bad.

Nana was busy trying to see how she could take over the world using Met-mets. She was failing, miserably. But one can commend her for trying.

Now then, back to our (ir)regularly scheduled program.

"What!" Shrieking, Alice jumped off of the table, grabbing Layer by her shoulders and shaking her. At least, the pink-haired girl had tried to grab Layer by her shoulders. The change in still wasn't factored in and Alice still wasn't used to it and her hands ended up somewhere a bit lower than the afore mentioned shoulders.

"You have three seconds to remove your hands."

"Gah! Sorry!" Alice recoiled, holding her hands to her own chest. "But, but… I can't be pregnant!"

"You can and you are." All heads turned to see Alia walk in the room. Zero and Massimo cowered in a corner as she glared at them, hissing: "You two haven't escaped my wrath. I'll get you when you least expect it." A whimper was their only response.

Alice shook her head, placing her hands on her hips. "I can't be. I'm, uh… I'm still a virgin." Everyone started. She started blushing. "A-anyways, unless this was an immaculate conception and I'm the new Holy Mother Mary, you did something wrong and there is no child."

"Okay, okay… first, everybody except for Layer and Cinnamon out of the room!" Marino and X grumbled while Zero and Massimo shoved pass them, running out of there like bats out of hell. Cinnamon shifted nervously, knowing fully where this was going to go. Her bad feeling was going to be confirmed. The only thing she didn't get was how. Alia gave her a smirk. "Now then, let's start off with the basic, shall we?"

"I still think you're just fu-"

"Alice, shut up." Layer bopped the girl on the head. She scowled.

"All right. The reason you've turned into a female is not so that you can give birth." Alice frowned and gave Alia a quizzical look.

"But you said-"

"I said you were pregnant and you are. Your body is turning you into a female to perfect the DNA of your child. What you are now is roughly what your daughter will look like several years from now."

"My daughter-?"

"Well I sure hope you don't end up giving birth to a son that looks like that." Now came the hard part. Alia frowned, wondering how to broach this subject. Before she had thought she would just gleefully make the announcement and send two worlds crashing down, but it was obviously Cinnamon was expecting the announcement… "Actually, I think you are going to have a son too. Twins. But the male DNA is already perfected since your natural form is male."

"Okay, all right, fine. I'm going to give birth."

"After your body changes back to male."

"After my- wait, what!" Now Alia grinned again. Sometimes this job was too much fun. Alice stared at her in shock and horror, Layer laughed, and Cinnamon looked like she was torn between being amused with Layer or being sympathetic with Alice. "I can't give birth when I'm a boy. It just doesn't happen that way."

Alia crossed her arms and stared at her, arching an eyebrow. "It just doesn't, you say? Everything about this situation 'just doesn't' happen. You were impregnated nearly ten years ago because someone's blood dripped into a wound of yours or something similar like that. Your body is being forced to turn into a female's against your will. And now you think that it's not possible for you to stay pregnant, turn into a boy, and then give birth."

Alice's shoulders slumped after that speech. "Yeah, but… I don't want to give birth in a male's body. How does that even work?"

"Not a clue. Probably a c-section. Aren't you even the least bit curious who the father is? Or," Alia paused and glanced at Cinnamon, who blushed and looked down. "Or who the mother is?"

One thing hadn't changed about Alice. She was still as dense as any other male. "Sure, why not. This person better be willing to help take care of the damn kid, though."

"I'm sure this person will," Alia remarked dryly. "She's standing in this room, you know." Alice blinked, confused, and looked around.

"I doubt it's you Alia… you'd be freaking out as well. And it's not Layer because I didn't know her ten years ago which means… oh know…" Eyes widening when realization hit, Alice turned and stared at Cinnamon. "You… you got me pregnant!"