Random Yu-Gi-Oh Insanity
Malik grins as the set behind him blows up behind him. "IGNORANT BUFFOONS! I TELL YOU I SHALL BE PHAROAH!" he screams maniacally before running into a pole that has miraculously escaped the torrent of random sheep parts and the explosion. He falls down, rubbing his nose and waves the Millennium Rod at the camera man who yelps something about never helping another villain.
"Malik! Tell me you are not trying to destroy my set again!" twitches Yami, who is out in the hall, surrounded by the obvious signs of mass destruction and screaming chaos. Malik walks out to the hall, and stands in the door (which is hanging from one hinge and smoking badly).
"No," he smirks. "I am not TRYING to blow up your set, I just did…and besides I want to get this damn interview over with." Serpentra enters from the side door and stops dead in the tracks, admiring the mass chaos that had occurred moment before.
"OOOHHH! What sexy, mass-chaos causing, psychotic bishounen caused this?" she squeals happily, bouncing in unrestrained glee. "It's soooooo pretty!" She picks up a camera and starts filming everything in sight, including a very pissed off Yami who just realized that his hair gel was missing and more than likely stuck in the wreckage.
"WHAT IN RA'S HOLY HELL HAPPENED TO MY HAIR GEL!"" he roars, hurling bits and pieces of wreckage and sheep organs around the room. He whirls on Malik who is holding a detonator not-so-subtly behind his back and whistling innocently. "Tell me…tell me that is not what I think it is…" he mumbles under his breath.
"What's what you think it is?" Serpentra asks, looking over her shoulder and pointing the camera at a mangled camera that promptly bursts into flames. She giggles and Yami's face goes from red to purple.
Malik is staring at the formerly green-haired woman, with a horribly incredulous look of surprise on his face. Her hair had turned pink, and not just any shade of pink, I'm talking R.K. Milholland's Choo Choo Bear Pink… Not only was this chick insane and morbidly obsessive over the same things as he was, she had pink hair…COOL!
Poor Malik. Is he in love? Stay tuned for another installment of (dun dun dun) Random Yu-Gi-Oh Insanity!
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Muse: Finally It's done...YAY Scary...I finished something! Read n Review Oh yeah...these aren't exactly my characters...I'm sure you people know who made the YGO cast and Serpentra is my best friend's muse...