DragoFlare 4000: Unusual is my middle name. Iridescent Unusual Hope. IUH. Really. Look it up in the phone book.

Shuinka: I don't know about Axl, but if I randomly turned into Alice – this being the Alice from the Resident Evil movies – I would be so happy.

FireHedgeHog: Alice is like a freakin' elephant, only she takes five times as long. Er, wait. It's a he now, isn't it?

MyGBACanTalk: -gasp- You're reading and reviewing another one of my stories! I'll get back to Maverick soon, I really will. I just needed a break from all that serious dark stuff. This is neither serious nor dark.

This chapter is slightly serious!... Okay, I lied

"Cinnamon, how could you! Raping Axl's poor innocent virgin body!" The nurse's eyes widened and she turned, whapping the back of Alia's head. The navigator merely laughed in response while Layer shook her head and Alice stared at Cinnamon, still shocked and slightly horrified. And a bit aroused. After all, Cinnamon was a completely knock-out now but she didn't just think that, did she?

"I didn- you know I didn't have sex with him! You said so yourself, this was a mixing of DNA." Alia nodded and tried her best to compose herself. One look of Alice's expression sent her off into a fresh wave of giggles, though.

Layer placed her hand on the blond navigator's shoulders and led her over to the metal table, helping her sit down. "There's no getting her to be serious now, so I guess I better explain. Cinnamon, you're another New Generation Prototype. Because of this your DNA survived in Axl's body, stored away for later use. Axl didn't know this because unlike regular NGRs he doesn't have a data bank to access to see what his body has absorbed." Cinnamon nodded.

"All right, but this still doesn't explain why his body randomly decided to, uh, mate with my DNA after ten years."

"No, no, it doesn't. Alice, you remember Lumine, right?"

"How could I forget?" she responded dryly, walking over to Cinnamon. "I'm not just some cheap hoe you can knock up and then forget about, you know. I demand marriage."

"… Sure."

"Sweet!"

Layer shook her head. "You would think turning female would give you some sense of decency and tack but no…When Lumine attacked you in the end, when your control chip shield was shattered, we believe it allowed all the DNA stored to suddenly mix uncontrollably. How long ago was the attack on the Orbital Elevator?"

"About… about two months ago… Oh, man…"

"And about how long ago did you start showing, erm, symptoms?"

"A month… which makes sense." Sighing Alice covered her face with her hands. "So I'm two months into the pregnancy. Wonderful. When will I turn back into a male?"

"After you changed completely into a female. Since you're pregnant you won't have to suffer through your, uh, monthlies. We're guessing a month or two more."

"Greeaaat… Hey, can I get dressed yet?" Layer rolled her eyes and threw Alice's closing at her, eliciting a yelp from the girl as her jeans whapped her in the forehead. "Geeze, not so rough! I thought you were supposed to be weak and stuff since you're not an actual hunter."

"Oh you better run as fast as you can girly!" Jumping up off of the table ( and having recovered from her laughing fit ) Alia launched herself at Alice, fingers hooked into claws. Alice screamed and, still frantically pulling her pants up, grabbed Cinnamon's arm and bolted out of the room. Alia collapsed onto the floor in another fit of laughter. Layer could only stare.

After several minutes of running through the halls ( with Alice trying to dress herself the entire time ) both girls collapsed against the wall laughing. "That… that was priceless." Bringing her hands up in imitation of Alia, Cinnamon mockingly attacked Alice. "You better run girly! Oh you better run!"

"Alia's voice is whinier than that. Or, well, at least it's sounding whinier. Probably because she's always telling me bad news anymore." Alice finished dressing, pulling her tee shirt down. "Oh, and just so you know, I'm serious about the marriage thing."

"That has got to be one of the crappiest ways ever to propose to someone, I swear."

"Yeah, I know. Take it or leave it." Cinnamon frowned for a moment, pretending to think about her answer.

"Well, when you put it that way…"

"What? No!" Slightly panicked, Alice grabbed Cinnamon's hands. "You said before you would! And I have no clue how to raise kids and I think you're a really nice person and I would've wanted to do this before. I mean, I did before I found out but I was still a female and I thought that would weird you out and-" She was interrupted by Cinnamon placing a finger against her lips.

"Fine, fine. I'll marry you." Alice sighed in relief. "But only if you wear the dress." The sigh quickly turned into a groan as the pink-haired girl hung her head in defeat. She would never live this down, would she?