A little background info for you all: Forrest "Snape" is a metamorphmigas, has left Hogwarts and is going out with Bill Weasley. Her parents are undecided and I will gladly welcome any ideas for future chapters. Sadly I do not own any of the following characters excluding Forrest whom is completely my own imaginations' crappy work. Read and Review

Great! I thought. Just what I need. Does that stupid pheonix ever shut up? I checked my watch and groaned. "Shut up Snivellus! It's not even dawn yet, can't I get a little more sleep?" As the pheonix song grew louder (I honestly couldn't hear anything over it), I grudgingly got out of bed and went down the 7 flights of stairs to the basement kitchen. As I ate my breakfast (Dried doxy wings and strawberries) the suspected murder of Peter Pettigrew and 13 muggles came in, Sirius Black (the one and only).

"Chit! Who the heck are you and why in Merlin's beard are you in my kitchen?"

He yelled at me.

I calmly put my spoon down, and a few more members of the Order came down.

" My name is Forrest, I was sent here on Lord Voldemorts orders to see what your having for dinner tonight, as he might be dropping by." I said this in a " what-would-be-wrong-with-that" type way.

" No really, who the heck are you and why are you here?"

" Forrest Snape, Severus's daughter." I held my hand out to several suspious eyes, all of whom didn't seem to believe me. I heard some footsteps coming down the stairs and in came the coolest witch I have ever met, Nymphadora Tonks.

"Oh hello Forrest, dear, how are you?" Tonks said, in her usual cheery way. "Didn't expect to be seeing you so soon, though."

"Can you please tell these people who I am, because they seem to think I'm here on Volemorts orders, to see what's for dinner as he might be dropping by." I got a disapproving look from Tonks. "The look on their faces was quite funny!"

She turned to the others. "Did you really think Dumbledore would have given her the address if she was working for You Know Who? I mean come on and get a grip, especially you you Sirius."

" If you're talking about Volemort, Tonks, then why don't you use his name? And grow up, or I'll commit my crime!" Everyone flinched at this threat, as they knew he wanted a reason for being in Azkaban.

"So your really Snape's daughter? He's never said anything about you. You don't look like him."

"Would saying that I was a metamorphmigas, and ran away from home as soon as I was of age explain anyth- Bill! What on earth are you doing here?"

"Erm, hi Forrest darling. Just doing some work for, uh, Dumbledore very important, hem, very important indeed." He said awkwardly.

"Like?" I prompted.

"Erm, ah, um, like English lessons for, um, Fleur- I mean, I mean, foreign recruitments?"

"Do you mean that Fleur girl that you've been sort of dating?" Sirius asked. The only answer was a stony glare from Bill. It took a few moments before something went click in my head.

Yes, I know this isn't great or anything near but please please PLEASE review. All ideas are welcome, and don't be too mean because this is my first fanfic