Jaz: Im so sorry. I haven't written any good FFVII fics lately. I was too busy writing Full Metal Alchemist fics! ;-; Anyhow…. Here ya go! The first chapter!
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Delusional
Chappy 1: Petrify (Cloud's Style)
So, there they were, face-to-face. They were about to battle for the first time against eachother. Rufus vs. Cloud. Cloud held up his sword waiting for his move, while Rufus put his left hand in his pocket and his right holding his shotgun. He had a smirk on his face. Dark Nation, Rufus' pet, was waiting for a command, too.
Cloud grew a grin. "Alright, Rufus. I'm going to use my petrify spell!"
Rufus shook his head. "Tch. You're only on Level 12! You can't learn petrify THAT fast!"
Cloud scowled. Oh, I'll petrify you alright….
He then, lowered his sword and took a few steps closer to Rufus' side.
Rufus and Dark Nation watched him slowly and carefully. "What the hell are you doing?"
Cloud blushed and took out a ring case. He opened it revealing a diamond ring. "Rufus ShinRa… will… you marry me and make love to me afterwards?"
Rufus was so shocked and terrified by Cloud's comment, that instead of a heart attack.. he turned to stone. Dark Nation started peeing on him.
Cloud threw the ring case over his shoulder and it fell of the balcony. Then he picked up his sword and started beating the crap out of Rufus. "Ha ha! And who said I didn't know how to cast a Petrify spell!"
And they lived happily ever after… until Meteor came. THE END
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Jaz: Soooo… whatcha think? Is it good for a first chappy! Sorry if it's short….
Rufus: Must – stay – away – from – men…
Jaz: o.o;;; Oookay… Anyhow… if you want to be in the fic yourself… just review me saying sooo! And please try and give me some good ideas! D: