Hey, guys! Thanks fer reviewing! Anyway, I got this idea from a doujinshi I saw on the internet! Muahahaha!
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Delusional
Chappy 2: Cross-dresser
Miss Cloud, Aeris, and Tifa lined up in a row several feet apart from each other. The Don paced back and forth wondering which one he should choose.
He stopped in front of Aeris. He shook his head. "Naw. Too original.." Aeris sighed of relief. Don stopped in front of Tifa staring at her boobs. "Naw. Too fake.."
"Ex-cuse me? I have you know that these are real! I had to spend all of my money making them big!" Tifa retorted. Don shrugged and stopped in front Miss Cloud; infatuated by his/her beauty. "How would you like to sleep with me tonight?"
Cloud blushed. "I'm sorry…. But- I can't…"
Don almost went in an outrage being rejected from one night in bed. "WHY NOT!"
"Because…" Cloud glared. "YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FAT, HORNY, PORNO-PIG!" Cloud ripped off his disguise revealing a black lacy bra he was wearing under it.
Shocked of this, Aeris and Tifa gasped and had big widened eyes. Don screamed like a little girl. "Oh my gosh! She's a wo-MAN!"
Cloud blinked at the two unaware that he was wearing a bra. He looked down and saw himself wearing a bra. Cloud turned around and clutched his chest. "Oh- my- GAWWWWDD!"
All of the sudden, Lady Pamie bursted in with a giant bazooka. "I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU ALL!" She then stared at the cross-dressing Cloud awkwardly silent.
"Did you get that at JC Penny's?" She asked.
Everyone else but Cloud; who started blushing really badly; collapsed.
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Jaz: I'm sorry Lady Pamie if I didn't give you much of a part in this chapter. I really couldn't think of anything…… D: Maybe if it wasn't for FFLove's evil pop tarts.. I might've written a better chapter….
FF: WHAT?
Jaz: Eep! Nothing!