Hello, once again. Thanks for all the reviews and your votes: Dragonfly 09, ma petit, Noelle Andrews, ME (I didn't need to harass you this time, the training must be paying off!), and anyone else who may have reviewed since I last checked my emails. I am more than likely to be boring the crap out of you with my idiotic ramblings, so on with the crappy story! Also, I do not own any of the following characters, excluding Forrest Snape (this goes for all future and any previous chapters I haven't said this for)

Flash, CRACK, KER-THUNK! Oh god, oh, god, oh god, oh god! I just turned Bill into a candle! What am I going to do? I wonder if they've fixed the Potter boy yet? AAARGH! I've so got to stop getting so sidetracked.

Back to the matter at hand, What am I going to do about Bill? Hey, I wonder if he still smells as good as he did before? GODDAMN SIDETRACKING! Ok, I can totally do this.

I feel like some chocolate. I think I'll go get some.

Some time later…

"Harry, I'm sooo sorry!" I said. I really was sorry. He still hadn't been changed back. "I really, really, really didn't mean to turn you into a fish! By the way, what is it like to be a fish?" I had to ask. I'm sure everyone's wondered what it's like to be a fish at some point or another in his or her short, un-fishy lives.

"Well, Ferret, or Forrest, or whatever your name is, it isn't nice being a fish. Really, fish do feel suicidal. I mean, what can a fish do, other than swim around in circles all day? It's rather depressing, really. It feels like I'm not getting anywhere, just going in circles! And I stink of goddamn fish. When are you going to change me back?" I was hoping he wouldn't ask me that.

"Well, Pott- Harry. Would you like the long version or the short blunt one? The long one would be slightly time-consuming, but the short one would be quick and blunt."

"Hmmm. given my current, depressed state, I think I'll choose the longer one." Good choice, if I don't say so myself.

"Well, you see, my young little fishy friend, this story starts a looong time ago. Five hours ago, in fact. Now, when Aunty Forrest gets angry, like she did with Bill Weasley, she sometimes looses her temper. And when Forrest looses her temper, she also can loose control of her magical powers. When that happens, All Hell can break loose. She can turn people into fishes or candles, and furniture into dragons and pixies. Sometime it's good, but sometimes it's bad. You see, young Harry, I can't always turn my victims, erm, I mean, oh, yeah victims is right, back to their original state, even if it is a simple spell, because I need the exact spell to turn them – or it – back. And, sadly my little fish, you can either wait until the spell wears off, and it could take up to a week, or risk being blown to smithereenies by me picking the wrong spell. Your choice, fish boy."

"I COULD BE BLOWN INTO SMITHEREENIES! What the hell is smithereenies, anyway?" Have you ever met a boy that complains so much? He asked for the longer version of the story, and all he's doing is complaining. Talk about frigging gratitude problems!

"Smithereenies, young Potter boy, is a million billion trillion gazillion pieces of practically nothingness. Are you happy with that answer?"

"I don't want to be smithereenies! How am I going to go out with Cho, or any other girl, for that matter?"

"God knows, fish face. If you want, I could always try and get a goldfish eating dolphin to keep you company?"

Yes, I know the story isn't that good, and I have left out the things that were voted for, but don't worry, they will be coming soon in some future chapter. GO SMITHEREENIES! Sorry, that was something I just had to say (yes, I do have a sad, insignificant wee life). Also, if I have confused you, Forrest is not Harry's aunty. I can't be bothered with writing stories with complicated things like that, as it involves too much brainpower! Anyway, review please, and if you have any suggestions, they would be much appreciated (e.g. who Forrest's parents are). The next chapter should hopefully be up within a month, unless I get writers block again, then its could be a few years. So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish