Jaz: Hi guys! Sorry, but there won't be any 'special guest star' appearances until next chapter! I'm sorry if this is a little late! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

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Delusional

Chapter 3: Cupid Madness

"HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, VINCENT!" Cloud's gang cheered as they bursted into Vincent's basement. They looked around; deserted. All they could see was Vincent's coffin shaking.

Cloud opened the coffin. "Hey, Vin! Happy Valentines Day!" Cloud cheered. Vincent just cradled up into a little ball and sucked his claw. Yuffie peeked inside as well. "Uuuh… Vinnie?"

"Go – away –" He shivered.

"But come on, Vincent-sama, it's YOU-DAY!" Cloud said trying to encourage him out of it.

"Well… I hate ME-DAY…" Vincent said in an utter reply. "And to survive ME-DAY I must wear…."

Vincent stuck his butt in front of Avalanche. "THE IRON BUTT: The Cupid Repeller!" He announced pointing to a metal plate stuck on his butt.

Yuffie poked at it a couple of times. "Oooh… shiiny…" She became mesmerized by its shininess.

Everyone just backed away because they could smell a foul odor in the air.

All of the sudden, Cupid came in by going through the ceiling. "WHUZZAAAAAAHHHH?"

Tida panicked. "Oh my gosh! A ROBBER! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" She ran away; far far away.

Cupid turned on a big boom box in which played the song, "I like big Butts." Then, he took one of his arrows and shot it at Cloud who was bending over trying to tie his shoe.

Seconds later, Rufus walked in. "I am not gay, I am not gay…" He repeated over and over to himself. Cloud then started running towards him. "OOOOHHH RUFIE-CHAN!"

Rufus screeched and ran out with Cloud behind him. "I'M STRAIGHT, I TELL YOU! STRRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT!"

Vincent laughed triumphantly. "MUAHAHAHHA! CUPID CAN NEVER SHOOT HIS ARROWS ON MY BUTT!" Cupid shot an arrow through his butt.

"WUH?" Vincent looked at his butt and his Iron butt wasn't there anymore. "WHERE'S MY IRON BUTT?"

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Meanwhile, somewhere far away, Yuffie was running off manicially with Vincent's Iron Butt. "I MUST TAKE THE SHINY!"

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Hee hee…. Very insane….. Anyway, I'm sorry it's a bit late for a Valentines Day Chappy. Please RnR