Hey guys! Here's my President's Day episode to you thanks to the ideas of one of my lovely reviewers! X3 I got this idea from watching Princess Diaries… Anyway, this is really crazy so enjoy!

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Delusional

Chappy 4: President's Day

Today was President's Day, Rufus' favorite holiday meaning he gets to boss all of his employees around.

Muahahahahahahahahaha – oops… sorry.

So, here was our young Rufus doing evil things such as paperwork – which is very evil, you know?

All, of the sudden, someone barged in Rufus' lovely office. Blonde hair, shiny teeth, fancy-pancy clothing, the flag of Britain, and the Britain Music; it was Prince William of England!

Rufus raised a brow. "Uhm… what are you doing here?"

"I have come to take over ShinRa!" William said in a very grand English voice.

"But you already rule England.. or the UK…. Or whatever you call it…"

"Well, I have come to rule ShinRa because I feel like it and I'm rich and I can do whatever I want!" William boasted. "And besides, I got more votes of who is the sexiest man on Earth in the Teen Magazine…" William flashed a picture in the Teen Magazine that Rufus was place 4th place of the sexiest man on Earth and William was placed 1st.

Rufus growled. "This is war…."

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So, Rufus' giant office was completely turned into a battlefield between richness and royalty (wait… Rufus IS royalty right?)

Rufus, hiding behind a desk for protection threw a bunch of combs at William, while William, hiding behind a giant pot plant in which had no effect during battle, just threw English crumpets at him.

"I promise you, William! You will die!" Rufus screamed trying to catch all the flying crumpets in his mouth.

"And in the name of all England.. YOU, TOO!" William screamed catching all the combs Rufus was chucking at him combing his hair. Then, the Prince paused. "Great Scott, these could have lice!"

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"Behold my fellow companions… I give you the thing that will take us a step forward to our Boss' humiliation!" Reno proudly presented.

Tseng rolled his eyes. "Get to the point Reno.." He said un-amusingly.

Rude made no comment. Elena became impatient. "Hurry it up… I'm on a tight schedule…"

Reno frowned. "Fine.." He said. He turned to his little laptop. "Now.. in 10.. 9.. 8… 7.. 6…"

"ONE!" Everyone screamed pressing the button.

Soon, the laptop revealed Rufus' office with Rufus and William fighting and throwing stuff at each other.

Elena leaned closer to the screen and squinted her eyes. "Isn't that Prince William?"

Everyone paused.

"Uhm.. shouldn't we help the President?" Rude finally suggested.

The Turks thought for a moment. "No.." They said in unison.

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William tried to hide behind Rufus' giant pot plant to avoid getting hit by Rufus' storm of combs.

Finally, Rufus stopped. "Phew… that should take care of him…" He said breathing heavily. "What?"

Finally, the dust cleared revealing Prince William with his Golf Stuff. "LIMIT BREAK: ROYAL GOLF BALLS OF DOOM!"

Rufus grimaced. "Balls? That didn't sound right…"

William hit tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of golf balls at Rufus; in which he covered by hiding behind his desk.

One of the Golf Balls crashed out the window, fell 47 or more stories below, hit a guy on a head and died of a concussion, then bounced off and hit a random cow who had diarrhea and exploded and started to make the sky rain butter sticks (inhales deeply) THEN it wasn't actually butter sticks… it was margarine.

The readers gasped.

Rufus grabbed a margarine stick and tasted it. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!" He said in shock. (AN: Sound familiar?)

All of the sudden, two black girls in black suits and black shades appeared out of nowhere interrupting the deadly, yet pointless battle.

"They know too much.." said the girl with the frizzy hair.

"Right…" said the girl with the braided hair.

"Who are you?" William snorted.

"We are J.A.M." the two girls who were black and were also wearing black said. "Jaz and Makayla…"

"We are the super-secret spy service.." Jaz said.

"But, since you told us that you are a super-secret spy service.. wouldn't it not be a super secret service anymore?" Rufus asked.

"He knows too much!" Jaz said.

"Right…" Said Makayla.

Jaz took out their MIB light thing and started pressing the button. Nothing happened.

"What the heck?"

The two black girls lifted their shades and faced the light thing towards them with Jaz pressing the light button frantically. Nothing happened."It's not working!" Jaz cried. "Hey, you forgot to turn the thing on!" KK said. She turned it on and all of the sudden the light kept on flashing and flashing and flashing in their own eyes.

Rufus and William stupidly stared back.

Finally, the light thing stopped flashing leaving the girls 'empty-headed.' "Heey, KK… what are we doing here?" Jaz slurred.

"I dunno…" Shrugged Makayla. "Let's go eat some ice cream…"

"OKAY!" So, Jaz and Makayla went away leaving Rufus and William alone to continue their bickering.

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That was entirely Stu-pid… Anyway, Hayvel the Great and Awesome and Dr. Wilipos will be in the next chapter! Sorry if it took so long!

Anyway… did I offend any 'Brits' out there? I wasn't aiming for it… I got the idea because I saw Prince William on Princess Diaries 2 and it reminded me on the news how he had a temper tantrum while playing golf…. Hehehe…. Me and my ideas… ;;