Thanks to reviews from Moi (please email me and tell me who you are if I know you, coz I'm feeling really stupid if I do), Ma Petit (thank you soooo much for all your reviews, you rock!) and any other people whom may have reviewed. If you're just reading, please review and give any ideas as they are much needed (getting a wee bit of writers block, which sucks and may take a few years for the next chapter…) anyhoo, on with the story that should hopefully be funny and sue me if it isn't! HA! Fish Stix Satay
What a great reunion with Charley. There were lots of changes. One worse than all the others-- I don't love him anymore. Ah well, that's life and all that crap. There'll be someone else sooner or later. Maybe Bert… yeuck, no. He's gross! I don't think I could pretend to be excited about going to the concert for some dead guy. I think the disappointment of them not showing up would be too much for me. Not.
Hmm… I feel like onions. And garlic. I'll have an onion-garlic sandwich. Yummy.
Lets chop the onions, choppy, choppy, choppy. Crush the garlic, smashy, mulchy, mush. Put the butter on the bread. More butter. Mm-mm, Nice and thick butter on my bread. Now, back to my beautifully chopped onions. Lets grab those and sprinkle them ALL over the bread, and keep a nice and even all over it. And sprinkle the garlic mushay on the garlic and butter creation. Beautiful, mate.
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After Forrest ate the onion and garlic sandwich, and before something went click in her head, making her realise that her breath now stinks of onion and garlic…
That was one good onion and garlic sandwich. Ouch. Something just went click in my head. Oh no. Eating that sandwich was not the smartest thing I've ever done. Now I have the worst thing that you could possibly have when you are in a place with lots of other people. I have the dreaded Onion and Garlic Breath. I think I might go and see if I can –
"FORREST!" oh, merde. Why me? Bill is fixed or he's changed back or whatever. What am I going to do? "WHY THE HELL DID YOU TURN ME INTO A CANDLE?" because I now think you are a stupid arrogant arsehole, and in all honesty I really don't like you so LEAVE ME ALONE.
"because you were being stupid and went out with that Fleur girl, and then you started an argument with me and you know I can't control my powers when I'm angry and just be extremely grateful I didn't burn you into a smouldering nothingness, because I would've liked to." Maybe that wasn't the best thing to say, but I don't care.
"Back off, halitosis girl! Your breath REEKS!" oh, knickers. I forgot how much my breath smells right now. I guess that's what you get for eating an onion and garlic sandwich.
HAHA! This chapter will end here and this argument thingy-ma-bob may or may not be continued but I'm bored with it now. Anyhoo, thanks for any reviews and the great ideas I know you will try and give me! Fishstixsatay.