Eh, I was having a random moment and decided to write this. This pretty much really happened. Except for someone walking in during it…

'…food…' a still-semi-asleep Duo thought as he stumbled out of his and Heero's room and began walking almost zombie-esque towards the kitchen.

"MFF! NNNNNNGGGGG!" came a voice from the kitchen. It sounded like someone was struggling with something... Was a burglar trying to get the kitchen window open as an escape? Did a random old neighbor suffering from Alzheimer's wander into their house and was straining to open the refrigerator? Were the squirrels coming back for revenge…again (1)!

Each idea that Duo's hyperactive and now-fully-awake imagination supplied his brain was crazier than the last. Tip-toeing quietly, using all of his stealth that he had learned over the years, he grabbed the nearest weapon he could find, a flashlight (2), and crept towards the kitchen.

"MFF! GRRR!" As Duo neared the kitchen entrance, the grunts became louder. He swiftly turned the corner, raised his weapon, and looked down into a pair of bright green eyes.

"Megan, what the hell are you doing?"

Duo flipped on the kitchen light to see a t-shirt and boxer-clad (3) Megan grinning sheepishly from the floor, a mason jar gripped in her hands. "…Eh…hehehe…I was hungry and I couldn't get the goddamn jelly jar open."

Duo sweatdropped and left, all thoughts of a midnight snack forgotten.

(1) – If I get enough reviews saying they want the story behind this (enough meaning two --;;) then I'll make it the next chapter.

(2) – My mom used to keep a flashlight in her purse as a weapon, and I could see why! That thing would give someone a concussion if they were hit by it!

(3) – MWAHAHA! My pajamas of choice!

This idea came from a few nights ago. I was up late and hungry, so I decided to have a jelly sandwich. My mom has a friend who was kind enough to donate us some AWESOME homemade strawberry jelly. Well, I get to my kitchen, get the bread out and all, but I can't get the goddamn jelly jar to open! I ended up going hungry that night…(cries)