Hehehe…. Here's da new chappy that's just unfunny and pointless…. Anyway, if you want to be in the story or want to give me some ideas… review me saying soo! Anyway, this is sort of a Yuffentine… not really.

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Delusional

Chappy 5: New Enemies

One day, the whole gang decided to stop in Wutai, and since everyone came just to relax.. Yuffie and Vincent decided to take a walk together… alone…….. with no one to bother them…. And with beautiful scenery.

"So, Vincent-sama… we're all alone…" Yuffie purred.

"Uh-huh…" Vincent said.

"With no one else to bother us…."

"Uh-huh…."

"In a romantic scenery…"

"Meaning?"

Yuffie slapped her head. Geez, he's so dense….

Vincent darted his eyes to Yuffie. "You stole the Iron Butt…" He grunted.

Yuffie smiled sheepishly. "Well… about that—OOH! A MATERIA!" Yuffie ran up ahead to pick up a suspiciously convenient materia. But then, Yuffie thought, what if it was dangerous and can unleash something powerful that can crate an Armageddon? Yuffie shrugged. Oh well.

Yuffie activated the materia in which summoned two people: a regular guy, and another weird guy with a suit of armor with a sword and a humanoid dragon arm.

"Who are you?" Vincent asked.

"I am Hayvel the Great and Awesome…" the regular guy said.

"And I am Dr. Wilopolis!"

"AND WE ARE HERE TO FIGHT YOU!" The two said.

Vincent took out his gun. "Let's do this, Yuffie…"

"RUNAWAY! I DON'T WANNA GET A SHOT!" Yuffie cried running away in the distance.

Afterwards, Dr. Wilopolis and Hayvel the Great and Awesome started beating the crap out of Vincent.

"I tried anything…. And I still can't defeat them…." Vincent sulked. "OOWW!"

"Bend over!" Hayvel started whooping Vincent's butt with his belt.

"Waaaah!" Vincent cried. "DARN YOU FOR STEALING THE IRON BUUUTTT!"

All of the sudden, Vincent took out a bag of random glitter from his pocket and sprinkled it on the evil duo.

The evil duo became blind. "AAAH! The glitter! IT BUURNS!" they also ran away. "WE'LL BE BACK VICTOR!"

"Uuh.. Hayvel… it's Vincent.."

"Oh.." Hayvel said. "CUURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!"

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Sorry… that was stupid and unfunny… The Next Chapter will be funnier!