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Author's Notes: Sorry I haven't updated in awhile. (I say it at the bottom too.) To enjoy this, you must have a sick and twisted idea of humor. ;) Thank you for the reviews! And sorry I didn't do this before. I forgot. And I love you all.

Chapter IV - - Encounters of a Loon

Harry had ditched the whole 'Goth' look after waiting for about an hour. He had had one interviewer in his 'Dark' times. A certain Hannah Abbot. She didn't dig it.

So, here he was, arms folded, hair making a curtain around his eyes, and leaning against the wall. He had a nonchalant look upon his face, his features bored. The brochure now said, 'Read him like an open book!' And after the depression of having his worst, sworn, arch… you get the bloody idea… enemy steal his supposed biggest fan club member away to only seduce her into being his- girlfriend- well, so say the least, Harry was pissed.

Not only was he being called a homosexual- But to have the embarrassment of having his future girlfriend- who he could care less about in a romantic way, by the way- reject him and run off with his inferior- well, that was bad.

Draco Malfoy finally had one up on Harry Potter.

Draco.

Malfoy.

Had.

Finally.

Won.

He won.

Go Draco!

Yes!

Draco Malfoy is the SUPREME RULER OF ALL!

((AN: Anyways, this is a story of HARRY POTTER. NOT DRACO MALFOY. Although, I wish it was.))

Anywho, back to the story.

…

And so, he had won. Harry was now wallowing in his own self stupidity. I mean pity.

Suddenly, Harry felt a tap on his shoulder and turned to face the person.

It was Loony Loopy Luna Lovegood.

"Harry, I need to ask you-"

Harry's ears perked up and he nodded. Luna's misty grey eyes were filled with confusion as Harry practically engulfed her in a hug.

((AN: All you Harry and Luna shippers cheer!))

Luna stood rigid, and she waited for him to let go.

"Harry-" she said softly, putting a hand on his arm.

"You don't have to say anything. I feel the same way."

"But, Harry-"

"Shh, I'm just glad you were ready to admit it."

"Harry-"

"I love you too."

"HARRY!"

"Is there something wrong?"

"YES! You dolt! I have no idea in hell what you're doing! I start to ask you about Neville's toad-"

"His toad? But I thought-"

"Of course you did! You thought I'd stoop as low as to come onto you at this stupid booth! Do you think I'm a moron? I wanted to know where the bloody toad was, not if you were extra hormonal today. You sicken me, Harry. Merlin, I swear!" Luna went on and on and on and on and on and on and on about how big a moron he was and that he was the largest prick she had ever met as she walked down the hall, making wild arm gestures.

"No one hears about this, Harry," said Harry. "It would ruin our reputations. Loony, no less!"

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AN: And all you Luna and Harry shipers can flame me now. But make it funny! Sorry I hadn't updated in awhile. I am planning on updating The Unpredictable Predictable Red today also. I will make sure this story goes faster, and if you have any suggestions on what Harry should do, drop me a review. Love 'ya!