We have a very special crossover!
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Delusional
Chappy 7: Easter Festival
One day, in Easter, Cloud and the gang decided to go to the Easter Festival.
"So, what do we do, now?" Cloud said looking around.
Tifa shrugged. "I don't know…"
"Hey guys!"
The gang turned to see the authoress Jaz and the Full Metal Alchemist people from her other fic "Social Life Sucks".
"Happy Easter!" she chirped.
"Hey!" Aeris cheered. "Who are these guys?"
"They're from my other fic Social Life Sucks!" Jaz said. "This is Ed, Al, Winry, Roy, Breda, Hughes, Hawkeye, Envy, and Havoc! And Fma people, this is Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Red, Vincent, Cid, Yuffie, and Barrett!"
Cid and Havoc looked eye to eye.
"Is that Marlbaro pack you're smoking'?" Cid asked.
"Yup.." Havoc nodded.
Cid wrapped his arm around Havoc's shoulders. "WELCOME TO THE TEAM BUDDY!"
"OH MY GOD! IT'S A DOG! A DOOOOOGGG!" Breda screamed running away from Red XIII.
"Where's the love?" Red sniffled.
Al smiled. "KITTTYYY!"
Red gave a frightening look.
"Cool sword." Ed said.
"Cool arm." Cloud said.
Aeris and Winry both his their boyfriends with their wrench/metal rod.
"OW!" They both said rubbing their heads.
Winry and Aeris giggled.
Barrett and Hughes were too busy bragging about their daughters to one another, Hawkeye and Vincent were too busy talking about guns, and Yuffie and Envy were too busy scheming practical/evil jokes.
Jaz jumped up and down excitingly. "Come on, guys! Let's go!" She then jumped next to Roy. "I'm with Roy!" She grew a wide smile. Roy heaved a sighed.
So, Envy went with Yuffie, Cloud, Aeris, Winry, and Ed went together as a double date, Vincent went with Hawkeye, Cid went with Havoc, Hughes went with Barrett, Red, Breda, Al, and Tifa became partners and that's that!
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Meanwhile with Ed's gang, the all went to see the Easter Bunny.
"No, nooo, NOOOOOO!" Ed started screaming as Cloud dragged him towards the Easter bunny awaiting for him in his seat.
"COME ON, ED!" Cloud grunted.
"NOOO! MICHAEL DON'T TOUCH MEEEE!" Ed cried.
Winry and Aeris exchanged looks.
Finally, Cloud got Ed on the Easter Bunny's lap.
"Well, hello there little boy!" said the Easter Bunny.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING LITTLE THAT IM A SIZE OF AN ANT?" Ed ripped off the Easter Bunny's mask which was…..
"EDDY! It's been so long!" Michael Jackson cried. "GIVE ME A BIG HUG!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOoOoOOOOooooOOOoooOO!"
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Meanwhile with Jaz and Roy, they pretty much didn't go anywhere but sat in the same place the whole time.
Jaz smirked evilly. Hehehee…. Not only that I'm with Roy just for kicks, but I'm also here to make sure he doesn't have any affairs with other women; Hawkeye's orders…
"Roy! Roy!"
Roy perked his head seeing a lovely blonde walking towards him waving her arms up in the air.
Roy grinned.
Jaz's smirk grew. Time for action….
Roy stood up and delicately held his girlfriend's hands. "I've been waiting for you…"
His date giggled.
"DADDY!"
Roy turned to see Jaz as a 5 year old. "What the? How did you?"
"DADDY! Mommy is waiting for you!" Jaz said.
Roy chuckled nervously. "He he.. I- have- no- idea- what- you're- talking- about!" His date frowned at him.
Jaz frowned. "Of couwse you do! You wewe about to pwopose for hew so she can be my new mommy!"
Roy's date jerked her hands from him and stormed off.
"Hey! Wait!" Roy sulked.
Jaz turned back to her original age and laughed hysterically. "HAHAHA! MISSION COMPLETE!"
She then realized Roy was glaring at her.
"Oh, shi—"
BOOM! A giant explosion of fire sent her running and Roy chasing after her.
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Meanwhile with Hawkeye and Vincent, they decided to join the Easter egg hunt. The main goal was to find the Golf Ball that was all sparkly and shiny to win a 100 gift certificate to any store in the area.
"On your marks, get set, GO!"
Vincent and Hawkeye started searching for the shiny sparkly golf ball in the mobs of children.
"I FOUND IT!" Hawkeye cried as she picked up the golf ball. Suddenly, a little came and snatched it.
"HEY! THAT WAS MINE!"
Vincent shot the little 2-year old thief in the leg and grabbed the ball and returned it to Hawkeye.
Hawkeye smiled. "Thanks.."
All of the sudden, the adults; including the parents; started chasing the two snipers in giant mob-forms.
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Meanwhile, Cid and Havoc; the two best of all friends; went down to a souvenir stand.
Havoc started looking through the pile of T-Shirts that they were selling one by one. "Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, OOH! Me, likey!" Havoc found a T-Shirt that said &#! On it.
"Lemme see!" Cid took a good look at the T-shirt and smiled. "That's a &&( good T-shirt. Bout' time someone around here has some taste…"
"Excuse me, sir.." Havoc asked. "How much is this T-Shirt?"
"100 dollars…"
"WHAT THE &?" Cid and Havoc screamed at the same time.
The clerk blinked. "Uhm.. something the matter, sirs?"
Cid and Havoc took turns cussing.
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So, Roy continued to chase Jaz around the festival until the two went out of breath. "I'm tired…" said Jaz.
"Ya think?" Roy said catching his breath.
"HEY LOOK! There's Tifa!" Jaz said pointing to Tifa walking towards them.
"Hi.." She said.
"Aren't you suppose be with Breda and Red?"
Tifa shook her head. "Breda keeps on screaming about Red being a dog.. and Al tried to stuff Red in his breast plate. "
"Oh.." said Jaz. "Well, you can come with us! Don't you think so, Roy-sama?" The young authoress nudged Roy in the shoulder.
Roy snapped out of staring at Tifa the inappropriate way. "Oh, uhm, yeah! I think that's the breast—I mean- best thing to do…"
Tifa frowned. "PERVERT!" She slapped Roy and stormed off.
Jaz laughed at Roy's misery.
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Michael Jackson continued to chase Ed around while Aeris, Winry, and Cloud watched them chase each other back and forth.
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP!"
"Come on, Ed, I want to touch you!"
All of the sudden, Sephiroth came. "MICHAEL!" he said holding up a bag. "YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION!"
"Noooo!" Michael ran away yelping like a little ugly puppy.
Aeris blinked. "You know him?"
"Of course! He's my brother!"
Everyone grimaced. "How is that?" Aeris asked.
"He's one of Hojo's experiments… luckily not many people knew that.." Sephiroth drew the sheath of his sword. "Now, if you excuse me, I have a child molester to catch…" Sephiroth ran after Michael.
"NOOO! DON'T HURT HIM! HE'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!" Cloud said screaming, running after Sephiroth.
Everyone else grimaced. "Oooo-kaayyy…"
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Meanwhile with the two avid smokers……
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Later on with Riza and Vincent who were getting chased by mobs of people…
"QUICKLY, VINCENT! GET ON THE AIR JUMPY THING!" Riza jumped out of her shoes and jumped across the jumpy thing.
Vincent jumped out of his shoes and jumped on the air jumpy thing but he fell and his claw poked a hole through the thing so it started to deflate.
"DA&N!"
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So, while everyone was running around acting crazy and hectic, the brought the place down to rubble leaving Yuffie and Envy on a bench watching the insanity far away while eating ice cream.
"I guess they don't need us, do they?" stated Envy.
Yuffie nodded.
Suddenly, Cloud ran over to the trouble making couple. "HEY GUYS! I'M GOING TO NEVER EVER LAND!"
The two grimaced.
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Hehehehehe… mucho loco
Anyway, if you were confused about the whole thing because you don't watch FMA, then sit your behind down and watch it!
You should also read another crazy fic I made called Social Life Sucks. It's in the Full Metal Alchemist Section and it's really funny! CIAO!