Got this idea when I wrote stories script writing. Really nasty.. but funny…

Sry it took so long to update!

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Delusional

Chapter 8: Pregnancy

Everyone waited around in the living room, waiting for the news. Tifa wasn't feeling so good so Cloud took her to the hospital. Was she sick? Was she going to die? Tch. You wish.

Finally, Tifa, with a bulging stomach, and Cloud came home with the arriving news. "I'm having Cloud's baby…" she squeaked.

Everyone cheered. "YAY!"

Before anyone could celebrate, Tifa collapsed on the floor in pain. "TIFA? What's wrong!" Cloud asked.

"The.. baby…."

Everyone gasped.

Tifa then jumped up and rushed in the restroom and closed and locked the door. Cloud banged on the door. "TIFA! WAIT! OPEN THE DOOR!"

"I – CAN'T!" Tifa muffled through the door feeling constipated.

"It's all too sudden…" Vincent sighed.

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After waiting endlessly in front of the bathroom door, hearing grunting and breathing noises from Tifa inside the bathroom, they finally heard a large splash from inside the toilet.

"YAY!" Everyone cheered.

Tifa opened the door to see everyone look at the newborn inside the toilet. When everyone looked inside, everyone grimaced. "Holy crap! That's one big chunk-load of sht!" Cid exclaimed.

"And he takes that literally…" Vincent added.

Red peeked in the toilet. "Ooh.. so that's why toilet water tastes so good!"

Everyone cringed.

Cloud sobbed. "My son is a pile of crap…. Retardation these days…"

Tifa patted Cloud's back. "Don't worry Cloud. We'll make it work out. We'll call him Crapbob Squishypants… (Spongebob Squarepants)…"

Cloud sniffed. "Ok.."

So they dressed up the pile of crap into some mini Ken Barbie clothes and put them in a baby stroller and walked out.

"Women… I don't understand them…." Cid muttered.

"Heh… you should've seen Lucrecia's baby…" Vincent said. Sephiroth glared.

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Cloud and Tifa's son is a pile of crap. That's because Tifa sucks and she's ugly. Once again, sry it took me long to update. I was running out of ideas so I did this one in 10 min. Hope you thought it was funny….