I did this a LOOOONG time ago but it got deleted. So, I'm reposting it as a chapter in my story. I'm also adding some new ideas in it as well. Gomen for being so short.
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Delusional
Chapter 9: Vincent's To Do List
One morning, Vincent woke up from his beloved old musty coffin and yawned. "My, my, what a beautiful day! I wonder what I will do today!" He then took out his To Do List.
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1) Change into clothes
2) Brush my Teeth
3) Brush my hair
4) Bake a cake
5) Kill JENOVA
6) Kill Hojo
7) Kill Sephiroth
8) Kill Tifa that slut
9) Throw rocks at little kids
10) Meditate
11) Masturbate
12) Go on a date with Michael Jackson
13) Molest the little kids I threw rocks at as they are helplessly hospitalized
14) Continuously flip my cape
15) Play with Barbie Dolls
16) Watch Soap Operas
17) Do the Rain Dance
18) Kill Tifa again
19) Watch TV alone and naked
20) Call my two boyfriends
21) Get run over by a parked car
22) Praise the Cow God; lord of all Twinkies
23) Kill Tifa
24) Act Gothik and depressed
25) Rape my teddy-bear
26) Call my Ex-Girlfriend LucreSHIT
27) Buy a thong
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Hahahaha.. short yet funny and perverted.
Anyway, RnR