whoa.. very sorry for slow update. Just made this up right now.

O.. and if there r any black ppl that r fans of Ray Charles (whom i remind u is a black legend) this may be quite offensive towards you... so... yeh. Even though it's not.

And this may offend black people, too.. but I'm black, too, so it's okay.

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Delusional

Chapter 10: The Truth of Ray

Cloud and the gang walked into Barrett's bar. Barrett started singing and dancing to the radio. "Hit the road jack, and don't you come back no more no more no more no more!" He sang out of key.

"Barrett, what the hell in your mom's ass are you singing?" Cloud said.

"I'm singing 'Hit The Road Jack' by Ray Charles." Barrett answered.

"Ray Charles? Who's that? He's not one of those gay black supermodels is he?" Yuffie asked.

"HELL NO! Ya'll don't know who Ray Charles is?" Barrett asked.

Everyone shook their heads.

"Sorry, Barrett, but we aren't 'niggas' like you." Cloud said.

"SHUT THE HELL UP OR I'LL WHOOP YOUR WHITE ASS!" Barrett boomed.

Everyone remained silent.

"C'mon, I'm going to show you who Ray Charles is." Barrett lead them out of the bar and they went to the ShinRa building.

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"MUWAHAHAHAH! My time machine is complete!" Hojo said.

Barrett and the gang suddenly stormed in. "YO UGLY! I need ta use yo Time Machine!"

Hojo adjusted his glasses. "What's this? He's human alright, but that dark shade of skin... the ghetto dialect. My my! YOU MUST BE A NIGGER!" Hojo jumped in the air and clicked his heels. "I MADE A DISCOVERY!"

"LEMME USE THE TIME MACHINE!"

"NEVER! SEPHIROTH! MICHAEL!" Hojo bellowed.

Sephiroth and Michael Jackson appeared in front of Hojo,

"ATTACK!" Hojo demanded.

Michael Jackson leaped on Yuffie and Sephiroth died of diahrea.

"NOOOO!" Hojo screamed. "YOU'LL NEVER HAVE MY TIME MACHINE! That's because, I am the DICKANATOR!" Right when Hojo ripped his pants off, Barrett took his Giant Scissors weapon and sliced 'something of Hojo' off. "There you go, foo'... now you're a Dickless Dickanator."

"NOOO!" And Hojo melted into a puddle of... stuff.

So, AVALANCHE, except Yuffie who was getting raped by Michael, jumped in the Time Machine and they went back in time when Ray was alive.

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They were in the 1950s. AVALANCHE jumped out of the Time Machine.

"aiight... we're at Ray's house." Barrett said.

"Where's Ray?" Aeris asked.

"Maybe he's in that room..." Vincent suggested. Before he could open the door, he heard noises. BAAD noises. "What the fork?"

Everyone rested their ear on the door. They heard a woman's voice.

"Come on baby, put it in already! PUT IT IN! I ain't gonna wait the whole night!"

They heard Ray's voice. "I'm trying to but I'm blind god damnit!"

Everyone's eyes widened and they jumped back into the time machine and disappeared.

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Meanwhile with Ray...

"Come on, baby, you've been trying for hours..." The woman said.

"YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO DO THIS WHEN I CAN'T SEE!" Ray yelled.

"It's dat dope you've been taking isn't it?" The woman asked.

"HELL WOMAN! I quit dope YEARS ago!" Ray yelled.

He finally plugged in the television plug into the plug outlet.

"Finally..." The woman said.

Yuffie popped out of nowhere with a T-shirt saying, 'I got Raped by Michael Jackson!'

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ROFLMAO! Hope dat didnt piss anyone off! IT WAS FUNNY WASNT IT?

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