Ch 3: Battle Mechs of doom!

Disclaimer: The author(me) of this fan fic does not own the super cool show dubbed 'Invader Zim' I LOVE MANGOS!

"What are you three doing here?" asked our large-headed hero, pointing to the trio. "We're here to help Brandy move, duh." sighed the infamous Heather. "And at no charge" added the blonde known as Allison. Jennifer flipped back her vibrant red hair. "So, how have you two been since we've parted ways? Not doing anything...awkward I hope?" Reminded of a certain incident back on the mango-abundant island, Dib and Brandy blushed. Heather gave Dib the stink-eye. "Don't even think of trying anything on Brandy while I'm here, buddy." Dib held up his arms in a 'I'm innocent' way. "I would never do anything like that"

'At least,' he thought, 'not against Brandy's will.' having a feeling Heather was using telepathy, Dib shuddered as she gave him the 'I'm watching you' gesture(we all know where it's from and who doesn't own it me> ). The brunette cleared her throat. "So, Dib, what's our plan to get inside Zim's base?"

"First of all, we need to get past the defenses. That'll be easy, but we need someone to distract Gir while we take care of Zim and his mechs." Remembering Gir and his downright adorableness, Jenny, Alli, and Heather jump up to the opportunity. "WE"LL GO!" they shouted in unison, all raising their hand to show their volunteering. "Okay..."

Later that warm night, everyone was ready and geared up at Dib's house to foil Zim's evil plot. Brandy pulled back her hair in a braid, save the two locks she dyed blue. In her 'stealth' clothes, which consisted of a black tank top and jean shorts, she reminded Dib of Laura Croft(don't own the game), only with a katana sword instead of guns. "Is that really necessary?" He asked his girlfriend, who answered with a shrug. "You never know when you'll need one" Heather interrupted their seeming-to go-nowhere conversation. "Shouldn't we start heading to Zim's house?" everyone nodded. "Okay then. Let's go..." Brandy joined Dib. "...mankind depends on it!"

Like Dib said, getting past the defenses was easy... at least for the four girls. "Ahh! No! Lego! Nyah!" Dib came into Zim's base screaming and fleeing from the out of proportion lawn gnomes, while Jenny, Alli, Heather and Brandy just walked past them, who for some reason didn't stir at their presence. The first thing they noticed as they walked past the front door was Gir sitting on the sofa, watching the Angry Monkey show. Then he noticed them. "Big-Head! Crazy-Lady!" the SIR unit jumped for joy as he ran to hug the brunette. "Nice to see you to, Gir." she put down the affectionate robot. "Say Gir, me and Big-Head have some grown-up business to take care of with Zim. You wouldn't mind if we left you with these nice baby-sitters, right?" Gir squealed with delight. "I'm takin' you three to flashy light club! Lotsa dancin'! Lotsa food! LOTSA FUNNNNN!" As Gir literally carriedthe three friends out for a night on the town, Brandy and Dib made their way to the elevator under the table. It was a long ride but then- "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" -they heard Zim as the couple entered the lab. "Finally, after gathering each piece of the Megadoomer and copying it's technology, I have created -pauses for dramatic effect- THE NANODOOMERS!" Dib stared at three blue versions of the megadoomer. They were small, half the size of the Megadoomer, but twice the size of Brandy and Dib. "What's this! INTRUDERS!" crap! Zim had spotted them! "Now I can test the power of the Nanodoomers on the Dib-pig and his mate! Nanodoomers! DESTROY THEM!" Instantly, the nanodoomers sprang to life and attacked. "Dib!" shouted Brandy, "I'll take care of the nanodoomers! You go after Zim!" as his girlfriend drew her katana sword, Dib ran up to Zim. "So, Dib-stink, we meet again"

"You'll never succeed Zim! Now I have an ally!" he points to Brandy, who is getting pummeled by the three stealth mechs. "Brandy!" Zim punched Dib in the face while he was distracted. "Ha ha ha ha! Your pathetic human emotions make you weak, Dib! Prepare for some doom!"

Meanwhile, Brandy still isn't fairing well against the nanodoomers. She dodged and jumped all she could, until one nanodoomer pinned her against the lab wall. All seemed hopeless, but then, the brunette starts laughing. The laughing gets louder, to the point where Dib and Zim stop fighting to see what was so funny. Then Zim gasped. Where the stealth mech had pinned her was right next to the base's energy supply. One cord contained enough electricity to destroy all three of the nanodoomers. Brandy held a loose cable in her hands. First she kicked away the nanodoomer, then she threw the loose cord so it meet with the stealth mechs's steel. It exploded from the amount of electricity. "Noooooo!" Zim shouted agravatingly. The force of the explosion accelerated Brandy straight to Dib. She crashed into him, now on top of Dib. Sighing, the brunette propped her head on Dib's chest, still looking at him. "Why do we find ourselves in these awkward moments?" she asked him. Dib didn't answer her, for he saw an advancing nanodoomer ready to shoot a laser at them. Instantly they rolled dodging the laser beam. Now Dib was on top of Brandy. "Really Dib, this isn't the time nor the place for this."She didn't see the nanodoomer. But she did when it readied for a second attack. "Oh"she then realized. They rolled again, Brandy back on top. She put placed her hands on her waist. "You know what? I'm getting tired of this nuisance..." The nanodoomer was barely five feet away from them when Brandy drew her katana once again, jumped, and sliced it's head off. Immeadiently it staggered backwards and blew up. "Grr..." Zim was boiling over with anger. "Nanodoomer! Don't stop attacking until they're both dead!" The last nanodoomer charged in. Dib and Brandy dodged it's attack, him on the ground, and his lover in midair. The brunette attacked, slashing with her katana sword until the Nanodoomer was just a jumble of cubes. Zim growled "You! You've destroyed my stealth mechs! Oh how you will pay-" Brandy's hair ties fell out of her hair due to fighting too hard with the nanodoomers, which blew loose in the air stirred up from the explosions. She pointed her katana sword threateningly at the Irken. Illuminated by the flames of the leftover nanodoomers, she looked more like a demon than a human. "You have better watch your back" she uttered in the same dark tone from lunch, "Now that Dib has me as his ally, you don't stand a chance"

"Someday, pathetic-earth-female, I'll defeat you both! I'll lay waste to your filthy planet and all of its- Hey! Where are you two going?" While ranting, Zim noticed the two, arm wrapped around the other's waist,approaching the exit. "What does it look like we're doing? We're leaving" Zim objected to Dib's answer with a " No you're not! I still have an amazing trick up my marvelous sleeve- Gir! DESTROY THEM!" The trio waited for the SIR unit to show but unfortunately for Zim, he wasn't there. "What! Where's Gir!" Dib chucled evilly, "Brandy's friends have captured him, Zim! They're probably torturing him right now."

Meanwhile, halfway across town-

"Wahooo!"Gir was dancing with Jennifer, Heather, and Allison in a club with flashing lights, while sucking on a slushy. "This is an awesome place!" Allison shouts over the music to Jennifer. "What! You want a steak!"

"No! This is an awesome place!"

"You need a can of mace?"

"No..."

Back to Zim's base-

"You can't leave Zim in the heat of battle!"

"What does it look like we're doing?"

"Shut your noise tube, pathetic earth female! I want to fight the Dib some more!"

"Why?" Dib asks.

"I want to cause you pain that's why!"

"No thanks, we've got other plans. Besides, you've been beaten Zim, you might as well cut your losses-"

"NOOOO! I REFUSE! I REFUSE!" As the duo departed with a triumphant smile on their faces, Zim continued to yell. "And what do you mean when you two have other plans!" Brandy spun around "He's taking me to dinner!"

(A/N: What will happen next? Find out when I stop being lazy and write the 4th chapter!)