Anomolies of the System
By Sargent Snarky
Sequel to Ignorance Is Bliss
I suppose that would make this, therefore, a Trequel to Fragments of a Shattered Mirror
Note: Takes place during Legend of the Twilight. I'm basing this off the manga, because I don't care for the anime. Ok? Ok. No complaining about that.
Disclaimitage: I don't own .hack, nor do I own the plot of LotT. But, I do own my own ideas. XP
Summary: SEQUAL to IiB. An altered version of LotT in which the A.I.s of Kite and Tsukasa are involved. Just because they look and seem like normal players doesn't mean Kamui leaves them alone. Besides, neither one can resist meddling…
Warning! Fluff abounds…
Ok, Ok… I haven't even finished IiB, but… This idea occurred to me… and it's just so fluffy and cute! And… you guys need something other than angst, anyway…
Oh, and.. just so you know, I'm not going to detail all that Shugo and Rena and co. do… I'm just going to describe K&Tsu's involvement, and what those two happen to be doing… Please note that this takes place about four years following IiB…
Kite: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Something happy for once!
Tsukasa: -frolics about with glee-
Me: Well… you two have been dead for four years… so…
Kite: Shut up.. I'm not thinking about that! I've put your horrible treatment of me in Fragments behind me… I'm thinking about all the fun stuff I get to do in this fic… Like kiss Tsukasa!
Me: Do you have to spoil things for the readers?
Kite: Yes.
Tsukasa: It's his job. Didn't you know?
Me: -arches eyebrow- I thought his job was to be my slave.. er… I mean… muse.
Kite: Being a muse is secondary to annoying you.
Me: -sigh-
Tsukasa: -pats my back- There, there…
Me: … What are you so happy about?
Tsukasa: -blushes- Um… nothing.
Me: O.o Suuuure. Have you two been off in the park 'studying' again?
Kite: no… Not exactly. –blushes, too-
Tsukasa: We're dead, remember? Why would we need to study? -shifty eyes-
Me: … whatever… -mutters some derisive comment about lovebirds- Aaaanyway… Onto the story… And the exceptionally brief prologue..
Prologue (Albeit a really brief one that isn't actually necessary, but that I felt like putting in just because I'm cool like that. Yeah)
"So wait a minute. There's going to be a clone of me walking around?" asked Kite of Aura.
She laughed softly. "Sort of. He'll just have the same character design as you. They'll also be a player besides Blackrose using an almost identical avatar as her."
"Well, she doesn't play anymore, so that's all right, I suppose. But, might I ask why?"
"I have my reasons. I'm giving the avatars to a pair of twins."
"As opposed to what? An apple of twins?" asked Tsukasa, snickering. "Or better yet: a kumquat of twins?"
Aura chuckled, and Kite rolled his eyes.
A/N
The first chapter ought to be up in about five minutes... Ok? Ok. Please read that! And REVIEW! REVIEW!