Disclaimer: Harry Potter & co, the "Reggae Dancin'" song, and the phrase
"my precioussss" do not belong to either Em or Nu - however much they wish
they did. So, owners of the above, please don't sue us - we don't have
anything. Well, you can take our school, and our teachers.And possibly
some of our family members too.And you can take the kinky underwear that I
got for Crimbo too, because hey, I'm not that kinda gal.But you can't take
anything else. If you try, we will set Nu's elves, my leprachauns, the
Waffles, and our pets on you. Be warned: Nu's cat has one eye, and my dog
is extremely - er - "active", you could say.
Oh, and btw - This first chapter? We wrote it on New Year's Eve.After we'd had some sugar, and some alcohol.And the ideas in the following few chapters were also thought up while we were - *ahem* - not in our best states of mind! Should make for interesting reading, though.
And now, on with the story.!
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CHAPTER ONE - THE DISHEVELLED, PINK THING.
"Ooh, la, la, la! Let's go dancin'! Ooh, la, la - "
A knock sounded at the door. Snape cleared his throat, quickly snapped out of his trance, and scowled at the door. "Enter."
Potter's head peered round the door. Snape let out a noise of impatience. "What do you want, Potter?"
Potter held up a dishevelled, pink.thing. "Is this yours, Professor?"
Snape sat up, glaring at the boy. "No!"
Potter peered at the pink object closely. "I think it is, sir. It has your name on it - see? 'Severus Sn-'"
"OUT! And never speak of this again!" Snape had arisen from his chair, and strode around the desk. Potter dropped the pink object and scurried out, slamming the door behind him.
Snape gently picked up the pink object, and walked back to his desk, stroking the - thing.
"My precioussss."
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A/N - Um - yeah. Anyhoo. Can I just say, before you look at the screen in disgust and walk away, that this is extremely tame compared to what the rest of the story will be. This is a tiny, boring bit. Trust me. Us. Trust us. In the following chapters, there'll be guest appearences.Lamposts.Spam.tango-dancing, salsa-dancing, singing, dating, lions, pirates, caretakers doing the full monty, stalkers, shrines, and so on. I don't wanna give too much away now, do I?
Oh, and for all those aboard the good ship R/H (like me.but not Nu, because she has one HP passion, and one only. The dark side. Well.and Snape. Obviously.) Anyhoo, all those on the same ship as me - Keep your eyes peeled. There's a wee bit in here for you guys, too.
Anyhoo - see that review button? Click it.g'wan, you know you want to.Anything you wanna say. Shouts of praise, random and amusing ideas for future chapters (we know you have some up your sleeves, people - come on!), and.y'know.good stuff. Any flames will be replied to in the form of a Howler.
Oh, and before I forget - Cookies and ice cream for our special reviewers! And possibly even guest appearences too.Like the sound of that, hmm? Appearing in a fanfic, alongside our friends, teachers, caretakers, enemies, the HP cast.and, of course, best of the bargain - the beautiful, intelligent, loved-by-many authors themselves - Us!
Enough ego-tripping. Click the button.Do it.DO IT! (Do it in huggies!)
Em the Frog and Nu the Wombat xxx
Oh, and btw - This first chapter? We wrote it on New Year's Eve.After we'd had some sugar, and some alcohol.And the ideas in the following few chapters were also thought up while we were - *ahem* - not in our best states of mind! Should make for interesting reading, though.
And now, on with the story.!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
CHAPTER ONE - THE DISHEVELLED, PINK THING.
"Ooh, la, la, la! Let's go dancin'! Ooh, la, la - "
A knock sounded at the door. Snape cleared his throat, quickly snapped out of his trance, and scowled at the door. "Enter."
Potter's head peered round the door. Snape let out a noise of impatience. "What do you want, Potter?"
Potter held up a dishevelled, pink.thing. "Is this yours, Professor?"
Snape sat up, glaring at the boy. "No!"
Potter peered at the pink object closely. "I think it is, sir. It has your name on it - see? 'Severus Sn-'"
"OUT! And never speak of this again!" Snape had arisen from his chair, and strode around the desk. Potter dropped the pink object and scurried out, slamming the door behind him.
Snape gently picked up the pink object, and walked back to his desk, stroking the - thing.
"My precioussss."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A/N - Um - yeah. Anyhoo. Can I just say, before you look at the screen in disgust and walk away, that this is extremely tame compared to what the rest of the story will be. This is a tiny, boring bit. Trust me. Us. Trust us. In the following chapters, there'll be guest appearences.Lamposts.Spam.tango-dancing, salsa-dancing, singing, dating, lions, pirates, caretakers doing the full monty, stalkers, shrines, and so on. I don't wanna give too much away now, do I?
Oh, and for all those aboard the good ship R/H (like me.but not Nu, because she has one HP passion, and one only. The dark side. Well.and Snape. Obviously.) Anyhoo, all those on the same ship as me - Keep your eyes peeled. There's a wee bit in here for you guys, too.
Anyhoo - see that review button? Click it.g'wan, you know you want to.Anything you wanna say. Shouts of praise, random and amusing ideas for future chapters (we know you have some up your sleeves, people - come on!), and.y'know.good stuff. Any flames will be replied to in the form of a Howler.
Oh, and before I forget - Cookies and ice cream for our special reviewers! And possibly even guest appearences too.Like the sound of that, hmm? Appearing in a fanfic, alongside our friends, teachers, caretakers, enemies, the HP cast.and, of course, best of the bargain - the beautiful, intelligent, loved-by-many authors themselves - Us!
Enough ego-tripping. Click the button.Do it.DO IT! (Do it in huggies!)
Em the Frog and Nu the Wombat xxx