Ch 12: taco withdrawal
Disclaimer: I do not own IZ, so if you looking to steal the rights, you've come to the wrong place...(scary ninja lawyers pounce on unwary pedestrian)
" I can't believe it... Gir won the bet." Heather and co. were sitting in the food court of the mall. Brandy had gone to order their food, leaving her friends to reminisce of that fateful day in the motel room. "What exactly did Gir bet?" Asked a blonde by the name of Allison. "I think it was a waffle."Jennifer answered. "I hope he just wants that."
"Why, Heather?"
"Because we're broke, remember?"
"We should be glad Brandy's paying for the food." Jennifer and Heather stared at their friend, allowing an eerie moment of silence to pass between the trio. "Hey! I'm back!" Brandy had returned with their food. "By the way, where's Gir?"
"TACOS!"
They needn't answer. Gir, being the crazy robot that he is, was swimming in the fountain. "Hey! Hey! What are you doing in the fountain?" The dreaded Mall Security that is Slab Rankle approached the robot, who was currently disguised as a green doggy. Slowly, Gir turned his little head, body at a stand still, eyes glowing red(showing through the disguise). "Taaaaaaaaaaaaacccccooooooooooooosssssssssssssss..." the SIR unit hummed in a eeire fashion. "What are you doing? LEAVE ME ALONE!" Slab went down as Gir attacked. "Brandy! Gir is going through taco withdrawal! DO SOMETHING!"Jennifer shouted. Grabbing the nearest taco, which was from the creepy clown in 'walk of doom', Brandy heroically throws the taco in the direction of Gir. He spots the taco. Like a starved, rabid pirana Gir leaps from Slab Rankle's lifeless body and snatched the taco out of midair. The defective robot's eyes go back to aqua. "Tacos tacos tacos..." Gir recites innocently, sitting down at their table, covered in Slab's blood. "Maybe we should take this food to go..."
As police sirens echoed throughout the mall, Brandy and co. made their way out the exit of the building, doggy-bagged food in hand. Meanwhile, Dib was relaxing at home, laying on his bed. "Agent Mothman, Agent Mothman, do you copy?" Dib bolted to his computer to answer. "I copy, Agent Dark Booty. What is your reason for contact?" The silhouette of Dark Booty appeared on the screen. "Agent Mothman, I have discovered something vital about the Fallen Angel." A spark of panic clicked in Dib's brain, even though he didn't show it. Being in the Swollen Eyeballs since elementary school, he had been taught to not display his emotions when near the enemy. And now, the very organization that had trained him was now an enemy. An enemy who were threatening the well-being of his lover. "We have a theory that the Fallen Angel has the ability to transform into a human"
"Sounds like you've done your homework, Dark Booty."
"It's a theory. Considering that the Fallen Angel kills only during the full moon, that must be the time when she is in her true form. I have a plan on how to capture her..." Dib listened to the plan. About forty-five minutes later- "And that's the plan. Any questions, Mothman?"However painful it was for him, he knew in his heart that to save Brandy from the Swollen Eyeballs, he would have to betray them. Dib paused for a moment. "Yeah...any way I can help?"
Dark Booty's plan was simple. Stage a rape, hoping that the Fallen Angel would come, and capture her before she could kill their agent in the line of fire. Dib, knowing what to do, volunteered to be that agent "You do realize what the consequences could be if we can't catch her, right?" Dib nodded at the screen that still displayed the silhouette of Dark Booty. "I know. She'll kill me." Of course, Dib lied. As soon as the transmission was cut, he picked up the phone and dialed Brandy's number. "Hello?" a voice came from the other line. "Is Brandy there?"
"Yes. This is she."
"Brandy, you have to come over to my house, it's important."
"I'll se if it's o.k. with my parents." A few minutes later, "Yeah, it's okay. I'll be over in fifteen minutes." In almost exactly that time, Dib answered the door to find his girlfriend in the door way. "Quickly, into my room." When the two had made it to the said destination, Dib spoke. "The Swollen Eyeballs know about how you've disguised yourself as a human."
"Do they know it's me?"
"No." The brunette breathed a sigh of relief. "But they do have a plan to capture you." The brunette gave Dib a wide-eyed look of fear. "Don't worry." Dib reassured her, "I have a counter plan, which goes like this..." Dib explained the counter plan. "Well," Brandy responded, "Your plan is reckless, ridiculous, and risky."the brunette smiled. "And that's why I like it."
Due to the last full moon being three days ago, this gave both the Swollen Eyeballs and the two lovers about a month to plot out their insidious plans and counter plans. While the Swollen Eyeballs were strengthening the power and durability of their nets and net canons, Dib and Brandy were perfecting their roles in their counter plan. It was two days before the full moon when-
"Dib, you ate the last slice of pizza again didn't you-" Gaz stopped dead in her tracks after she opened the door to Dib's room. Instead of fumbling over pictures of aliens and bigfoot like Gaz expected, Dib was naked, and under him was his just as naked lover. "Uhh...I think it was me who ate the last slice, Gaz." Brandy stated. Disturbed by what she just saw, Gaz shields her eyes and leaves Dib's room ASAP. "Wow... that was awkward." The brunette broadcasts the obvious.
A while later, use your imagination on how long, Brandy and Dib made their way down to the living room, both clothed of course. Professor Membrane had already left for work, leaving Gaz the only other living being in the house. "Gaz, about what you saw upstairs-"
"So that's what you two are always doing up there?" Gaz interrupt her brother, who nodded. "Yeah, pretty much."
"Not enough privacy at Brandy's house?"
"Considering my mom's always there and my sister knows everything that goes on in the house, we figured here would be better." An extremely awkward silence filled the room. Unlike the other silences, this time no one had something to say to break it. Brandy sharply inhales. "So...I guess we'll leave a 'do not disturb' sign for next time?" She chuckles weakly.
(A/N: There! I am done with ch 12! I jump 4 joy at my work does happy leprechaun kick. Today has been interesting for me, considering I came through yet another night of insomnia...I will fall asleep---- now! .)