Note: This is my first story, so it's not gonna be a surprise if I really suck at it. I'm also not the best in grammar, punctuation, and I may have a few spelling mistakes. ''''

Honestly people, do I need a disclaimer. If I owned Naruto, I wouldn't be writing this right now and all the characters will be demented.

Chapter 1

It was normal day Konoha. Naruto was eating ramen, Sasuke was training, and Sakura was…spying on Sasuke.

Well, after a while Sasuke told Sakura to go away, and she felt totally rejected and left.

Then for some odd reason (maybe a curse?), horrible things began to happen.

Shikamaru was just walking around and being lazy (like he always is), and he happened to pass by the ramen shop where Naruto was eating.

Shika never noticed Naruto there until something moving caught his eye.

He turned around to look, and found out that Naruto had a tail! (insert dramatic horror music here)

Sooooooooooooooo, he decided to see what was wrong.

Walking up to Naruto, he asked "what happened?", and he noticed that Naruto had also sprouted kitty ears and had kitty paws.

After seeing this, Shika panicked and ran away, leaving a very clueless Naruto.

While all this was happening, something was happening at the training grounds where Sasuke was.

Sasuke was just training when all of a sudden he sprouted butterfly wings.

Yes, butterfly wings. Luckily, there was no one there to witness what happened.

At this moment, please imagine chibi Sasuke with butterfly wings and antennas.

Well, that's exactly what happened.

back to Naruto at Ichiraku----------------------

After Naruto finished eating his many, many bowls of ramen, he decided to train. So on he went to the training grounds.

On the way there, people were giving him really weird looks, so he went to a store window and looked at his reflection and found out that he had kitty paws, ears, and tail.

After seeing that much, he ran really fast, and in really fast to the training grounds where he found chibi Sasuke with butterfly wings and antennas.(Sasuke is the size of an average butterfly. Maybe a little bigger.)

Seeing this as a chance to kill Sasuke, Naruto squashed him!

Then, Sasuke died and everyone(except his fans)was happy. And Naruto turned back to his normal self in some way. Magic maybe.

No one ever really found out the way Sasuke was killed. Heck, they never even found his body.