Note: I know that my
first chapter wasn't so good, but I hope that this
chapter will
be better.
Disclaimer: YES, I own naruto!Ok, not
really, but I really wish I
do. I can't even
draw.
Chapter 2
It was Sasuke's b-day, and...HE DIDN'T CARE!
Well
anyways, his so-called "friends" did. So they began to plan
a secret
b-day party for him. Everyone was
invited.
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On
the day of Sasuke's b-day, he got a "mysterious" note from
an anonymous
person telling him to go to go to the training
grounds. But, he guessed it
was from Naruto since there were
ramen stains all over the note.
So off he went to the training grounds.
There, he was surprised by a big group of people screaming,
"SURPRISE!" went he came.
Everyone was here. Neji, Tenten, Naruto, Sakura,
Haku (o.O? What? I
thought he was dead. I guessed he
revived), and with Haku came Zabuza (he
was forced to come by
Haku), Lee, Gaara, Temari, etc, etc.
Yup, EVERYONE came.
Of course, since there was no Itachi, Sasuke was
OK with it. So the had
the party.
Just when they were going to have cake, DUN DUN DUN, ITACHI CAME!
And you'll never guess how he came. Here's the story.
He
heard that Sasuke's "friends" were holding a party for him
and decided
to come.
Well, not really. Kisame was actually the one who wanted to, and since he wasn't scared of Itachi, he just dragged him over. Literally.
So you might've guessed that
Itachi was covered with mud, dirt, grime, and
other random things
you find of the floor. Yes, that includes half eaten
ice cream
cones and road kill.
When they finally got there, Itachi was
already half dead. But Sasuke still
tried to kill him
In the end, it took everyone to hold him back.
Then, out of
nowhere, an evil butterfly comes and goes,
"ROAR!",
which made the badgers come out, plant the giant oak
tree with
the giant mushroom next to it, and sing the badger song. (yes,
the
oak tree and mushroom can grow in like, 5 minutes.)
And
through all that chaos, the little fairy and elves that live with
Tinkerbell in Peter Pan flew over and cleaned Itachi up.
After everything calmed down again, they began to eat cake.
Everything was alright when all of a sudden...ITACHI'S PIECE OF CAKE SPROUTED WINGS AND FLEW AWAY!
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
screamed Itachi, and began to
chase his piece of flying cake.
Everyone watched in
horror and Itachi screamed for his cake and ran around
chasing
it.
Then, the cake flew into a wall and went SPLAT right on the wall.
Itachi couldn't stop fast enough and ran right smack into the wall.
While all this was going on, everyone else was
just standing and watching.
Well, everyone except Lee. He was
feeding the squirrel that he found during
the chuunin exam some
watermelons.
Then, all of a sudden, Orochimaru showed up and
went, "Yes! I have created
art! and ruined Itachi's
cake."
Then, Orochimaru ran over to Sasuke and started to drag him away.
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sasuke screamed, hitting poor Oro on
the head. Of course, Oro
never noticed how much that hurt even though his
head was
bleeding because he thought he finally got Sasuke.
Then, all
of a sudden, out of nowhere, someone screamed, "YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO DESTROYED MY CAKE!DIE!"
Yes, it was Itachi getting revenge for his poor dead cake.
Itachi killed Oro in 1 sec.
Then, everything went
quiet. Shino took out a cricket and made it begin
chirping.
All
of a sudden, "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Itachi
was over with his cake again.
"Well, here's a
side of my brother that I've never seen before." Sasuke
said
with really wide eyes. He looked like this. O.O
So everyone went back
to doing whatever they were doing and acted like
nothing
happened.
Except that Sasuke was forever traumatized after
seeing his brother act
this way, Itachi never recovered from the
fact that he never got to eat his
beloved cake, Lee's squirrel
got indigestion (from watermelons?), and
Orochimaru lost his head
and is walking around with Kabuto chasing after
him.
So it
was like nothing happened. But then, someone had to ask, "Hey,
what
happened to the badgers and their big oak tree with the
giant mushroom next
to it, the faries and elves with Tinkerbell,
and the evil butterfly?"
Then, the chaos started all over again.
Idiot:
Whew! That took me way longer than I thought. Thish ish da
longesht chapter I haves wroten. Me likes me
gwammas.
Anyways, please flame!