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Black Blood, White Love.

Chapter Two: Magic

Ever since Battle city, Yuugi-tachi had been a bit…resentful and stayed wary of hot luscious Marik.

Seto Kaiba on the hand took heed of Marik's power, and owing to the fact they both once in time, or in the present had owned The Millennium Rod, Kaiba felt a strange connection with the tanned blonde.

The Egyptian apparently felt the same, and the two had become Starbuck mates. Meaning everyday after college was over, the two would meet each other at Starbucks, and discuss their day. Although Kaiba often wondered if Marik was just after small-talk and coffee from him…

"Yow!" yelled Kaiba out of character.

Marik had greeted him, slapping him on the built in air bag of his body. AKA his butt.

"Marik, you're late."

Marik grinned, "I know," he said mischievously.

"Why?" asked Kaiba. "Why are you smirking? Tell me! And leave my ass alone!"

"I know what has happened…with you and your dog." said Marik emphasizing on the word "dog", as if he knew something…

"Marik…" Kaiba growled.

"So Jounouchi…our favourite mutt. Say Mutt, Kaiba."

"Wha…? What the hell is wrong with you!"

"Say M-U-T-T!"

"Emm…you… tee...tee." Said Kaiba smirking.

"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!" cried Marik pinning Kaiba down. People glanced at them, scared.

"I ain't gay old lady," Kaiba drawled at the terrified pensioner. "My mate here just wants something he won't ever get."

Marik got off Kaiba, and Kaiba fixed the creases. Marik looked happy for some reason. "I know about the dare."

"I figured."

"Anyway why are you lying to old ladies for eh?"

"What do you mean Marik? And think carefully before you answer, your life is at stake here"

"You…are…gay." Marik grinned, caressing Kaiba's face in each direction with each word, making the cold and never-embarrassed CEO blush- but only a shade of peach - not red like Jounouchi.

The old pensioner screamed and ran out of Starbucks.

Marik laughed.

"Well what do you want Marik?" said Kaiba irritably, as he realized he was still laying on the table, and Marik bending over to talk to him.

"I was just surprised that you aren't throwing a party that you have been forced to sleep with Jounouchi-kun."

The blush deepened.

"I don't like the mu—"

"I know, you love the mutt."

This time it was Marik pinned down on the table, with Kaiba grabbing a fist of Marik's robes, pushing pressure on him as he looked at him furiously.

"Care to repeat that, Marik?" Kaiba snarled.

"You Love the mutt."

"Fuck you" Kaiba cried, letting go.

"Look, I can tell by the way you keep staring at him, and plus...I had a chat with your computer."

Kaiba cursed. "My computer? It told you all my secrets?..!"

Marik nodded. "I knew from a long time ago...Kaiba. Don't get angry with me." Marik trailed off as Kaiba had gone quiet, and was packing up to leave. A sign that he was immensely upset.

Marik put an arm on Kaiba. "Kaiba...why do you always cuss and tease Jou?"

"Because Jou will never love me. He is straight unlike me...and he cusses me back you know! You should hear half things he says to me…and I—s"

Marik pushed a finger to Seto's lips, "Stop whining and let Uncle Marik help."

It was a shame that Jounouchi was straight. Otherwise Kaiba wouldn't have been here right now, but fucking Jou like a guy on drugs.

"Err...Uncle?"

Marik sighed. "Will you shut up. Listen…I can get you together."

At this Seto looked pissed, and lazily rolled of the table, using his long build legs to aid him. "It'll never happen."

"Do you love him?"

"Unh."

"What the fuck does that mean."

"Yenah."

Marik was getting pissed, and drew out his rod. He pointed it at Seto's crotch. Seto;s eyes widened, and finally replied.

"Yes! Alright! I do!"

"Heh." Marik smirked, putting away the rod.

"So now you know, Marik."

"Well yes, but I kinda knew before." Marik suddenly grinned, and he pulled out his Millennium Rod again.

"Well, Jou goes for girls, right?"

"Yes..." said Kaiba not seeing where this was leading to.

"And you are in love with him right?"

"Yes..."

"Well...I went to pay a dear sister of mine a visit. And Isis gave me a little bit of magic..."

As Kaiba entered the men's room with Marik, he found him self going over the plan again.

"So this magic Isis gave you...you will turn me into...into a girl for a week?"

"Yeps!"

"Whoa...and will I be good looking enough?"

Marik smirked, and trailed his finger around the outline of Kaiba's manly body.

"Well the way it works is makes you exactly how you would have looked as the opposite sex. Simple. Juts a little tampering of your DNA, but everything else stays the same! By the way, I know I got 11 or is it 12…I can never remember, anyway I know I got 11 wives in Egypt, but if you're pretty and Jou does't like you, will you marry me?"

Kaiba smirked at his friend's raucous humor.

"Ha, ha."

"No really."

"Just shut up."

"Okay. Only if you sleep with me."

"Just shut up!"

Point taken, Marik led them into a private cubicle. The other men tried not to notice the two young hyper hot looking men squeeze into the small cubicle together, and lock the door. It was quite a hard thing to miss...

Kaiba sighed.

"Marik...before you turn me into a girl...can I have some privacy?"

"Eh?"

"I just need to say goodbye to someone."

"Who? Me?"

"No! Erm..." Kaiba blushed. "Just someone..."

"Who!"

Kaiba blushed again. "My little soldier."

Marik gave an 'aah' of understanding, and left for a while smirking.
After hearing Kaiba make funny noises for 10 minutes Marik burst in on Kaiba. Kaiba was facing the other way, so Marik missed all the action.

'Damn.'

"Okay enough wanking Kaiba, let's get on with it!"

Kaiba turned around. Marik didn't point out Kaiba's zips were undone...just for the fun of it.

"Oh and I forgot, Kaiba. You got to be naked for the spell to work."
"What the fuck! Who created this damn spell anyway."

"Me, Bakura, and Malik."

Kaiba groaned. "What if I stay a girl forever?"

"So...? What's your point. You get Jou forever don't you?"

"Just get on with it, I am tired of playing mind games with you, you psychotic bastard."

"Thanks, I do try."

"Shut up!"

"Sheesh. Right...so take 'em off then."

"No."

"Oh for crying out loud!" Marik whipped of Kaiba's trench coat, revealing a black skin-tight turtleneck.

Kaiba let him this time. But when Marik reached for Kaiba's boxers, Kaiba punched him away, doing it himself.

After he was undressed Marik stared at him shiny eyed.

"Whoa...it's a shame you got to be a girl..."

Kaiba ignored him. This was all for Jou.

He closed him eyes as Marik began to chant. Suddenly he felt very cold.

After a while Marik left him, with some female clothes.

It would take time Marik had said.

Kaiba waited.

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