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Black Blood, White Love.

Chapter Three: Girl

If a certain psychotic friend offered you help, that would get you what you wanted, would you take it?

Yes, of course you would.

But what if that included you having a sex change, and turned you into a girl for a week; would you still take it?

"Seto? Did it work?" asked the said psychotic friend, as he come in into the mens' toilet, knocking impatiently on the cubical door.

"Seto? Did you hear me? I asked did it. . .dear Ra!" exclaimed the Egyptian in shock. The door had opened, and out came a girl with big cerulean eyes, past-the-shoulder chestnut hair, red luscious lips, wearing clothes that looked 3 sizes too big.

"Seto. . .you look. . . HOT!"

"Shut the fuck up, Marik" as soon as the words left the girls mouth, she gasped in shock, taking a few steps backwards, clutching her throat. "My voice! I sound like some perky cheerleader girl!"

"Um, honey, I think you missed the point here. You are a girl" Marik said comfortingly as he placed one hand on her shoulder. "Did you expect your cold-ass-conceited voice tone to stay?"

The girl looked defensive for a minute, but then realized what she was wearing. "What the hell did you give me?" tugging on the oversized clothes. "This is not a shirt, this is a circus tent!"

"Yes, well, it's either that shirt, or walk around naked" the Egyptian folded his arms "And as much as I'd like to see that happen, I think the more sensible choice is the shirt, don't you? And how was I suppose to know you'd shrink so much."

Seto pouted looking away. "Whatever"

'Why is Marik being so mean? This is his idea after all…and he does have nice eyes. And God does he have an ass! Oh my God! Did I just think that? What's gotten into me! Must stop thinking Marik is hot!'

"Err, hello? Anyone in there?" asked Marik, waving his hand in front of Seto; bringing the daydreaming girl back down to earth.

"Yes! I'm still here!" exclaimed the girl in annoyance. "Can't a girl zone out, once in a while?"

Marik looked confused and a little taken aback, but then a look of understanding came upon his face, as he muttered "Hormones"

Seto glared at Marik. "What did you say?"

"Well, you being a girl and all, I just thought that it was hormones that were making you so touchy and bitchy…Aah! Get off of me!" the Egyptian pleaded as he was pushed onto the floor, while Seto lay on top of him, strangling the life out of the sandy haired teen.

"You take that back, Marik Ishtar!"

As the two teens were preoccupied; one using all her strength to cause as much pain; the other, trying to restrain his mad friend, both playing their little game of how-long-can-you-strangle-someone-before-they-choke-and-die, they failed to notice that they weren't alone.

An old man had walked into the toilet, starting to gasp and have some sort of heart attack at the sight of the two. But can you blame him? He saw a guy, being straddled around the hips by a sweet looking girl, who currently had her hands around the guys neck, causing him to make weird noises; now what was he suppose to think?

The two noticed the sounds coming from the door. They looked around, seeing the poor old man, his eyes wide open, and gasping for air.

"Yes? Can we help you?" Seto asked bitterly, but due to his current gender, the tone was put to sound vain.

The old man shook his head no, and then turned around, and ran for his life, causing the two to stare after him in confusion.

"What's up with him?" asked Seto as he got off of Marik. Marik shrugged, and started making his way out. "Where are you going? Hey, wait for me!" the two teens headed outside to where Marik had parked his motorbike. He swung his leg round, and waited for his female friend to do the same.

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"Whoa! That was the best ride I had for like, a long time. Could you like, teach me to ride like th-Aah! What are they doing here!"

Yugi-tachi were sat around Marik's couch and chairs, but what was worse was that the group included a certain sexy blond; but they didn't seem to notice the overactive girl yet, so they just carried on as normal.

"Marik? What are they doing here!"

Marik put on a mocking look of puzzlement before he spoke "Oh. Did I forget to tell you? I invited Yugi and the gang over for diner." Seto would've believed him, if he had missed the glint in the Egyptians eyes. Suddenly, Seto looked as if she were about to cry.

"Oh honey, there's no need to cry about it"

"No (sob) it's not that…it's (sob)…I have no make up on!"

Marik looked as if he was fiercely struggling not to burst out laughing. "The bathroom's upstairs, and the blue room is Isis's. Just grab that heart-shaped-box, and knock yourself out in the bathroom."

Seto just glared at Marik, as Marik laughed at what his best friend, the cold CEO had been reduced to.

Seto found the make-up box, and walked to the bathroom. He faced the mirror, and gasped. If he was still a guy, he would've thought this girl was beautiful. She was. He was. Wait a second, didn't that make him the next Narcissus?

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and Marik entered. He was holding a cerulean blue dress. It was of Chinese style, and of the sleekest silk material Seto had seen. It was short-sleeved, and had slits, which would finely display Seto's pale smooth legs. Pink cherry blossom embroidery embossed the dress, giving it a fine exquisite look.

Seto screamed in delight and ran to Marik. As she took the dress from Marik, her eyes were shining, and she threw herself at Marik, hugging him tight.

Luckily Seto didn't see the look on Marik's face; otherwise she'd have been a bit more cautious and wary when hugging him...

"Where did you get this Marik-kun!"

"While you were losing your little soldier in your battle of love, I did a little bit of shopping."

Seto hugged Marik even tighter. Marik had gone red. He patted Seto's hair awkwardly. As he felt the silky strands of chestnut hair trickle through his fingers, he suddenly realized Jou will find the new Seto irresistible.

Marik left, and allowed Seto to do her make-up and wear the dress.

Seto looked at the box. Before when she was a guy, he used to keep a mile radius away from them, but now...

As she grabbed the eyeshadow applier, she let a giggle escape her mouth. She chose a shade that was slightly lighter then the dress she was wearing, and applied it gently to give a natural sheen of blue.

She realized it made her eyes look beautiful. Man, maybe she could even wear eyeshadow when she was a he again.

Then she outlined her already lustrously black-lined eyes, with black eyeliner, making her look like the Sex Goddess of Anime.

A bit of mascara was next on the way, and subsequently was the lipstick. She used a place pink colour, and left it at that.

After she had worn the dress, she stepped outside. "So what do you think?"

Marik stared. Gods, she was beautiful. He suddenly didn't want to touch her; it seemed she was so heavenly he was forbidden to touch her. His voice had gotten stuck in his throat. He ran a hand through his pale blond hair.

"You look beautiful," he whispered.

Seto blushed, and hugged Marik again, and the two crept downstairs.

In the living room, were seated Yugi, who was sitting next to his Yami and Ryou. Honda and Ryuuji were sitting on the floor eyeing each other. And lazily slouched on the sofa, was Jou.

'Jounouchi...'

Jou's hair was falling into his eyes, and his eyes were alight with mischief as always. His shirt was open, and he wasn't wearing anything underneath. It was a hot night.

Marik walked into the room.

"Hey people!" He yelled, making Yugi scream and grab Ryou, Yami narrowed his eyes, and Ryuuji and Honda fall on top of each other. Jou just watched amusedly.

He was bred and born in the streets, and wasn't scared or shocked easily.

Yugi was clutching his chest. "Gods, Marik. You scared us. Why did you have to yell?"

"Because," Marik laughed.

Yami looked at the clock. "You guy's it's almost 9:00, so you got to head back to your dormitories in your College."

Jou nodded and got up. "Yeah, we better go. By the way have any of you seen Kaiba lately?"

Outside the room, Seto's heart skipped a beat.

Marik laughed. "You guys won't be seeing Kaiba in a while."

Jou suddenly looked passive, and shrugged. "Good."

Seto felt her eyes water, but she stopped herself.

"I have a person to introduce to you. ." Marik said.

The group stopped in their tracks as Seto walked out in front of them.

"Whoa!" cried Ryuuji jumping up.

"I saw her first!" Ryou and Yugi yelled simultaneously, and then glared at each other.

Honda was still on the ground. "Can you help me up please, pretty woman."

Seto giggled. Fools, all of them.

She looked at Jou. Jou was staring in shocked silence. She felt her heart pound faster.

Jou stepped forward, hand outstretched. "Nice to meet you. Ignore these idiots." Jou smiled.

"Gladly," Seto giggled.

Jou seemed taken aback by the light twinkling laugh. He smiled none the less.

Marik smirked at the scene.

"So what's your name?"

"Setana Kaiba" Seto suddenly said. Marik looked at her, and nodded, as if agreeing.

The group looked on in shock. Especially Jou.

Marik decided to fill them in, "Guys listen up. Kaiba has gone on a business trip for a week. But he didn't want to miss out on his school coursework. So he sent his cousin sister here. She'll be taking over for him, and will be going to school with you."

The guys had all gone starry eyed.

Marik continued. "He has asked me a special favour...he needs someone he trusts to look after Setana. He has told me who he trusts with this task."

The group yelled over each other.

"It's me!" Yugi cried. "Everyone trusts me! How can they not!"

"No way! Look at me! I look like a girl myself! They trust me!" Ryou screamed.

"Hey I am so boring, you can't help but trust me!" yelled Honda.

"I am so sexy, you HAVE to trust me." Ryuuji yelled.

Jou was looking away. Kaiba, trust him! You have got to be mad to even consider it. Kaiba hated him.

Marik smirked. "Kaiba said it has to be a guy...that isn't gay..."

He let his eyes roam to Ryou's hand on Yugi's thigh, and Ryuuji and Honda, who had apparently found a new way to play 'Leap Frog', and finally he looked at Jou who was looking curiously at Marik.

"That's Right Jou. He chose you."

"WHAT!" Jou cried falling on to the floor.

Jou's mind was racing. 'Kaiba thinks that I am straight. Noooooooooooooooooooooo!'

Setana walked over to Jou, and helped him up. Jou blushed furiously.

"I can't wait to get to know each other," She smiled.

Jou nodded. He was dumbfounded. But as Setana kept smiling at him, he slowly felt himself, falling in love...

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As they all walked through Tokyo, in the cool summer night, Jou found himself looking at Setana every so often. She was beautiful, no doubting that.

Chestnut hair, and blue eyes. God, she looked so much like Seto.

Setana saw Jou looking, and smiled sweetly at him.

Jou smiled back. He was falling in love with her.

But he didn't understand. Kaiba knew that a week with this girl would make any boy fall for her...and he had specifically chosen Jou.

Did that mean Seto wanted Jou to be with Setana? To be happy? To be...straight? To love Setana?

But it didn't make sense.

It didn't make any sense at all.

What was going on?

Was this Seto's way of saying sorry to Jou? By giving him a koi?

'But I want you as my koi.' Jou thought, and tears pricked his eyes.

He looked down, and his hair fell into his eyes, obscuring his view. Suddenly as he kept his head down, but tried to look up, he saw Setana look at him, discreetly. She had a sort of...longing look on her face.

Oh no. Gods, no. Setana...

Setana liked Jou...and she wanted more than that, didn't she?

Jou suddenly felt his heart being broken in two, One that loved Seto...and the other that had learnt to love Setana.

Kaiba hated him.

He felt the part of him that loved Seto suddenly shatter into a million pieces, as all the taunts, and hatred Kaiba came flying at him.

A pair of blue eyes was all that remained of Seto that Jou loved...and he could see it all in Setana.

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They both reached the new dormitory, and Jou realized that he overlooked one thing.

Sleeping arrangements.

Their old dorm had been burnt down, and they were moved here instead. But, there were 6 of them, and only 3 beds…

Jou looked towards Setana to see what she thought of this. She didn't look at all worried, which surprised Jou. She didn't mind if she slept in the same bed with a guy? Should he offer to sleep on the floor? Just as Jou was about to say his thoughts out loud, Setana spoke.

"So, what side d'you wanna sleep on?"

It took Jou a moment to completely grasp the situation.

"Um, Setana? Do you understand that we'll have to sleep in the same bed?"

"Uh huh" Came the eager reply.

"And that doesn't bother you? In anyway?"

"No…should it? I mean, it's not like we're going to do something, is it?" Setana replied, almost mischievously, but maybe that was just Jou. Jou shook his head no. "Good. So, what side?"

As Setana started to get her things sorted, the door opened, and in came the rest of the room mates. Ryuuji looked at Jou accusingly, as if Jou had taken a treat from him. Everyone had gotten ready for bed, and Ryou and Yugi were already sleeping; Ryou's arm resting on Yugi's waist. Setana was sitting on one side of the bed, brushing her hair, in a pale blue nightdress. Jou cautiously got in on the other side; as far away to the edge as possible. He layed his head on the pillow; facing the other side, and feigned sleep. He heard Setana put away her brush, and then head towards the bed again. He heard a sigh of disappointment come from her, not knowing what it meant. Why is she disappointed? Did I do something?

Setana also laid her head on the pillow, and faced Jounouchi. She looked longingly at her crush's back, wondering what he'd say if she caressed his soft, blond hair. He's just next to her; he's actually sleeping next to her, but she can't do anything about it.

A giggle came form Ryuugi's and Honda's side of the room. Setana shifted and faced the other way, sighing again. 'Some people have all the pleasure' she thought before she closed her eyes and drifted to sleep.

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Ooch! Do you really like it? Is it, is it wicked? I'm luvin it luvin it, I'm luvin like this!

Hee, hee, sorry but Setana makes me laugh a lot. You know, the manliest of men, being the girliest of girls. Ah well. Btw,. I want someone in the gang, (Not Jou) TO FIND OUT ABOUT Seto being a girl, and I want you guys to choose. This person, may also wanna be the opposite sex as well…

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