Sea Monkey Has My Money

After putting out a flaming Sabertooth, Remy went into the kitchen to find some cornflakes. After finding his beloved cornflakes, mmmmm, nummy nummy cornflakes Gambit sat down at the table across from John, whose head was craned up towards the sky "Bonjour mon ami, what you doing?"

"I'm counting the dots on the ceiling. What did you think mate?" said John, annoyed at Remy's lack of observational skills. "1456, 1457, 1458…"

"Mon ami, dere are no dots on the ceiling…" said Gambit, looking up."But never mind. Want to come wit Remy to find his chere? After he's done with his cornflakes of course, but Remy is bored"

"What did Magneto say about it mate? You know how he hates us just running off."

"Haven't you heard? Magneto's gone. Da hairball went to see if da Bucket-Head could fix his door, which he broke, again, by walking into it when it wasn't open, and-"

"I think the doors are plotting against us mate, one did that to me this morning, but I punished it severely, it won't be running into me again! BWAHAHAHAHA!" "Anyway, all he found in Magneto's office was a note on the desk. It said something about Magneto needing a vacation because you broke his brain."

"Oh, okay then, just as soon as I finish…" Said John, still counting the dot's that only he could see. They're there; you're just too stupid to see them, so blah. Totally disregarding the fact that he had driven a grown man into a state of emotional breakdown.

"Remy is concerned for your sanity mon ami." He said, dragging John out the door and onto his motorcycle.

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"2000!" said John, totally oblivious to everything else, even the fact that he and Remy were riding down the street at 15 miles over the 40 mile speed limit on Remy's motorcycle.

Finally they reached Bayville High. It was lunch, and the campus reminded John of an ant hill. A fire ant hill. hee hee The two thieves went over to the football field and Remy decided that they should split up because John kept burning the freshmens. Obviously recognized because of their shifty eyes and their darting about the campus to avoid football players.

"Look mon ami, you must stop burning them! We'll be noticed!"

"Aw, mate! I was jus' havin' a bit o' fun! And besides, that squeak they make when ya get 'em is soooo worth it!" whined John. "Here, listen!" He said, lighting a nearby freshy's back-pack on fire.

"EEEEEP!" squealed the girl after she noticed her smoking bag.

"John, just… no." said Remy. "But Remy does need to find his chere, so you go over dere, and I'll go over dis way, far, far away from you." Said he, already disappearing through the crowd.

"Oh, okay," said Pyro, distracted by a group of girls, Ah, he thought my next victims. Trying to follow them through the mass of humanity that was the campus, he didn't notice the Goth girl that we all know and love heading straight towards him until they were on their arses in the grass.

"Watch where yer goin' ya piece of shi- um, hah Pyro…"said a very stunned, pissed-off Rouge.

"'Ay sheila!" said Pyro, getting up and brushing off his trench coat that he found and loved, not to mention totally forgetting that he was supposed to tell Rouge that Remy was looking for her. "watcha doin'?"

"Well, ah was tryin' to get to class, but than ah ran into you." Pyro wasn't paying attention. A group of freshmen had just walked past, and was to busy plotting to hear a word.