Long wait i know, and this doesnt really go anywhere, but im working on the other half of this, so just chill okay? jeez
You will now die from basil poisoning...
But the email was missing!
"What de hell?"
Okay, fine, not really.
If he eats the poodle, you all shall fail. SO make sure you watch him very closely. Poitr, because you are the only one of my minions who hasn't caused me any excessive pain and suffering, you shall only be required to go about moving all of the random boxes to all of their proper random-boxy places
"Ay, what is in those boxes anyway mate?" asked Pyro.
Colossus shrugged. "Kinky man-thongs."
"BWAHAHAHA! That explains everything!" said Pyro in a loud but devious fashion.
"Wait, what does kinky man-thongs explain?" asked Remy, gorgeously confused.
"EVERYTHING!" screamed Pyro, still being ever-so sly
"So comrades, what shall we be doing?"
"Drinking."
"BURNING THINGS!"
"Getting the key to my cage?" said a before unnoticed Mastermind from his corner where he was kept until the garbage needed to be collected.
"Um, no, no and you wish. How about you be trying getting a job and learning to swim, "
"WHAT! YOU MEAN YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE US DO THIS STUFF!"
"I would be looking for my swim trunks if I were you comrade."
"BUT I HATE GETTING WET!"
"Oh come on Mon ami, it can't be dat bad… it is de same stuff you shower in everyday…"
"NO IT ISNT!" screamed Pyro
"Wait, you do shower don't you?"
"Yeah, in FIRE!"
"Figures."
"Wait comrades, there is an attachment on the email…"
"Oh good, dis might but an end to dis insanity…"
"OPENITOPENITOPENITOPENITOPENITOPENIT!"
"What is it mon ami?"
"It… is… a registration form to Bayville swim school, a job application to Wako Hamburgers and a website about poodle adoption."
"DAMN IT"
"Merde."
"GRRRHISSRAWR." Or, what's this about poodles?
"AAAHHHHH" screamed Remy, Poitr and John, as Sabertooth had snucked up upon them.
"Roarsnarelgrowl" or My god you sound like a bunch of 13 yearolds