Author: BoogedyBoogedyBooStripedySocks
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor
Warnings: mild language, sadistic humor, moments of randomness
Summary: Cigarettes and Easter eggs…need we say more?
Chapter One: Holiday
Our favorite evil Dark Lord was sitting on his throne/chair thingy in the study of Riddle Manor which he took after he had killed his biological father and his wife and child. He was bored. Not just bored. No…more like insanely close to passing out from boredom. Yes, that's the one.
Anywho, he was so bored that he called for his faithful, cowardly henchman, Wormtail.
"WORMTAIL!" He whined like a child that wanted chocolate cake. Oh how he loved his chocolate cake.
"Y-y-yes, M'Lord?" The coward asked, bowing and kissing the hem of Voldie's robes.
"I'm bored. Are they done hiding my Easter eggs yet?" He whined in a high-pitched-ish hissing voice. (That can NOT sound pretty…)
"Y-yes, sir." He trembled.
"Oh goody!" he said, clapping his hands together and kicking his legs in the air. He grabbed his little pastel green basket with a big pink bow on the front and skipped out the double doors and onto the grounds. "Luuuuuciuuussssss!"He called in a sickeningly sweet voice while batting his eyes like a little girl. "Sevvi! Where are yooouuuuu?"
"Over heeeerrrreeee….."Came the raspy, ghoulish reply from somewhere near a large mausoleum. Suddenly, as he walked unsuspectingly towards it, two skeletons jumped from behind it.
"AURGH!" yelled the skeletons.
There came a defining silence…and then….
A/N: Muahahaha….cliffys. You MUST love them. Read and review. Flames will be used to light a fire over which my friend, our cat, and I shall roast marshmallows and make yummy ickle s'mores.