Wow... this also goes no where... how unfourtunate...

"Hey Angie? This is Tommy. We have something in common. We're both wearing your underwear... :click:"

"Holy crap mate! Where did you go? You had that breakdown and then you just disappeared!" said John, trying to conceal the fact that he had just screamed like a fourteen year old girl.

"Growlhissrawrroargrrsnarelwhine." (I told you when I left that I had fan fiction writers to murder! Jeez…"

"Ooohhh," said Remy, John and Poitr in unison.

"So now what mates?"

"Well, as de hairball is under house arrest, Remy guesses that he has no choice but to pick Sabertooth up the cutest, fluffiest poodle he can find. And since Remy has to go to :sexy twitch: Wako Burger anyways, he may as well get a dog to." said Gambit, already sauntering out of the control room.

"WAIT!" screamed John,"I NEED TO BUY FLOATIES!"

And so once again, Remy and John piled onto Remy's motorcycle, off for another marvelous adventure…sort of

DANCE OF THE CHAPTER LINE

"HEY GRANNY! MOVE YOUR BUTT ALREADY! THIS IS A FIFTY MILE ZONE!" screamed John at the car in front of them.

"John, on, dis is a twenty mile zone. Du, we are at a stoplight and de light is red, and Twa, dat is not an old lady. Dat is a guy who looks like an ex-football player. So shut your mouth befo-"

"WHO YOU CALLIN GRANNY!"

"Before he gets out of de car."

"OOOOOHH CAN I BURN HIM!" screamed Pyro, not grasping the danger of the situation.

"Non," Said Remy, "De last ting Remy needs is to start a fight in broad daylight with plenty of witnesses." The guy had started to walk over to them, eyes blazing in contrast to the beet-redness of his face.

"DID YOU NOT HEAR ME PIPSQUEAK? I SAID, WHO YOU CALLIN GRANNY!"

"Are you sure mate?" whined John, "I would burn him quickish-ly!"

"NON." Said Remy, looking for a graceful way to get out of the situation.

"Daddy! Courtney's party started like, ten minutes ago! We are going to be like, late!" whined a teenage girl, getting out of the passenger side of the SUV. Remy sighed. That would have to work.

"Bonjour mon belle fille," said Remy, words dripping with all of the charm the Cajun possessed. As that was quite a lot, the girl promptly had a heart attack from a sexy-ness overload and died. Okay, no she just passed out, but the heart attack thing sounds cooler

"Holy #$&$$!" yelled the guy, catching his daughter before she killed herself on the white-hot asphalt. ha ha I said "ass"! "If my daughter hadn't just gone into shock from your overwhelming sexy powers, you would be so dead right now!" yelled the guy, getting into his car after putting his daughter in the passenger seat.

"Whew, that was a close one ay mate?" said John, laughing nervously."

"John, Fermez votre bouche et si vous pensez même l'ouverture d'abuot il, moi soufflera les dents hors de votre crane.(X)" A/N enter crappy Google translation here :P

John was unusually quiet for the rest of the ride.

X: Shut your mouth. If you even think about opening it i will blow the teeth out of your skull