"Buh!"
"Gosh darn it, damn gastroenteritis" Buttercup thought. She scratched her butt, then used the same hand to turn back the clock. Yes, today was daylight savings… another day for people to run outside with their large plastic bottles, capture some sun rays and save them in the fridge. I mean- HELLO, we have lamps nowadays people. Buttercup always thought it was the stupidest thing ever… and how did all this relate to turning back a clock? She wasn't sure…
She went upstairs, back to the room with Bubbles and Blossom. Blossom was brushing her hair, Bubbles was rolling on the ground.
"Did you discover anything with professor?" Blossom asked in her smart-aleck obnoxious sort of I'm-the-best-in-the-group little voice.
"Yeah, you're getting boobs." Buttercup replied. A shriek was heard. Blossom was gone. "Yeah, you go buy those double-D cups," Buttercup grunted. "Buh!"
"I like butterCUPS" Bubbles said. "They are yummier then Double-D cups, at least I think so…"
Buttercup and Bubbles stared at each other…..
…………
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yes, it was a long stare…..
"COLORS!" Bubbles shrieked all of a sudden, as a rainbow burst forth from Buttercup's tummy as if she was one big fat CareBear on crack.
"Gastroenteritis meets chemical X," Buttercup thought.
So out she went, a giant rainbow bursting forth from her navel. "HAHAHA! I'm the naval commander!" she thought. Navel… naval… she always thought that was funny.
As she walked down the street, children came running with butterflies in their flowing locks of gold, skipping like elves 'round a magical satyr's flute, brilliantly phosphorescing in the glow of Buttercup's tummy. Buttercup walked, the children skipped around her, singing their melodious hymns of spring. Yes. One CareBear on crack indeed.
But how will this all
end?
Stay tuned!