The door opened.
"By all that is holy!" cried Bubbles.
There stood Buttercup, on her tailfins, her tummy enormous.
"Hello girls," said Buttercup rubbing her belly. "I am pregnant."
The other sisters' jaws fell wide open and flopped onto the floor, making a few chattering noises as they rattled their way down into the basement. "But- but- but Buttercup! This can't be!" Blossom cried.
Buttercup smiled. "Well, this really sexy mysterious character came along, and took away my gastroenteritis in return for my voice, so I just- oh wait. MY VOICE!" and at that moment, she remembered she had no voice, so she shut up.
"Buttercup! Tell us what happened!" Blossom cried in her dramatic-little-I'm-the-buttcrack-of-the-world-so-kiss-me voice.
"Mmmf! Mmmf!" Buttercup grunted, gesticulating wildly to indicate she had no voice.
"Alright," said Blossom, turning to Bubbles. "Our sister had gastroenteritis this morning, and now she's a pregnant mermaid. What could have happened!"
"Maybe, just maybe," Bubbles began, "She went out onto the street, and then her tummy burst a rainbow, and then she went to the park and sat on a duck, and then a mysterious man appeared mysteriously out of nowhere and mysteriously offered to cure her gastroenteritis in return for her voice, and then she turned into a mermaid for no reason, and then she had her gastroenteritis cured with ginger-ale (which does in fact relieve gastroenteritis folks! Seriously!), and then she lost her voice and for some mysterious reason made hot and candent and spicy actions with the mysterious man mysteriously, and now she's pregnant and turned up here!"
"Bubbles," frowned Blossom, "That is so completely random, it is impossible."
"Hell is not!" Buttercup yelled.
"Hey, I thought you couldn't talk," Blossom said.
And then she found out Buttercup HAD NOT spoken. It was a NEW POWER! They could now communicate telepathically!
And here ends our story, for the gastroenteritis is completely gone! But what exactly is growing in Buttercup's tummy? And what is the mysterious man mysteriously up to now that he has Buttercup's voice for three days? And who, oh WHO in the world turned Buttercup into a mermaid!
You'll just have to wait and see until the next, magical, beautiful and completely pointless adventure of the PPG arrives! As for now, Buttercup's Gastroenteritis has reached:
THE END!