Revenge is Sweet
Disclaimer: I don't own Yami no Matsuei.
"AHHHHHH!" A howl of pain rang through out the Judgment Bureau, shaking the walls and causing numerous objects to fall off the walls. Shinigami began to run towards the direction of the obvious exclamation of anguish, looking for its source.
When they reached the kitchen, where the horrifying noise had come from, all that could be seen of any living form was a small puppy howling like a wolf up towards the ceiling. Upon further inspection the puppy was discovered to be none other than Tsuzuki in lament. After finally calming the writhing form down, using a dozen donuts and several chocolate cakes, they managed to extract from him the purpose of his hellish blood-curdling whines…his cherry cheesecake was missing.
"Tsuzuki, did you leave it at home," asked Watari in a none-too sweet voice.
A glare sent his way answered his ridiculous question. "Do I EVER forget where my desserts are?"
"Well…no." Defeated, Watari decides to leave the pouting man alone and return to his lab to work on some new cruddy-named invention.
All through out the rest of the day loud sniffing and heart-broken sobs continued to resound in the stuffy office. No one bothered to try to comfort the man after one of the other girls there nearly got her head bitten off when she had tried earlier that morning.
Around midday Tatsumi entered Hisoka's and Tsuzuki's office, noticing Tsuzuki's apparent disappearance from the room. Closing the door behind him he moved to stand silently in front of Hisoka's desk until the emerald-eyed youth looked up at him with an attempted look of innocence.
"Hisoka, how long do you intend to torment the poor man?"
An evil grin replaces the failed innocent look and his eyes twinkle with something close to pure malice. "Until he apologizes for ditching me last night just so he could go to Earth and get that damn last cinnamon." With the last word he slams his fist on the desk top and Tatsumi decides that it's not his place to intervene and quickly leaves before Hisoka got any ideas on involving him in his oh-so-sweet revenge.
A/N: I hope you liked it. Darn Tsuzuki for missing out on some Hisoka action just for a silly treat. His loss if you ask me.
Hisoka: Yeah, what the hell's wrong with him! I mean come on, look at me!
Tatsumi: Umm…I'd rather not. (sweating)
Hisoka: Why not?
Tatsumi: Well… I mean… umm… ahh, whatever you and Tsuzuki do after hours is none of my business. Just leave me alone!
Tsuzuki: Hey, what's goin on? You wanna know what we do after work?
Tatsumi: I didn't say that. I didn't say that at all…
Tsuzuki: Well, we play games and watch t.v. and eat lots of sweets! And other physical activities, why? Do you wanna join us! (sadly innocent to what he's just implied)
Hisoka: No, Tsuzuki, I don't think that'll work. (idiot)
Tsuzuki: Why not? Don't you like me anymore, Tatsumi? (whimper)
Tatsumi: (dear God help me, I KNEW I shouldn't have gotten involved) Of course I still like you, fine, I'll come over and join you sometime.
Tsuzuki: YAY!
Hisoka and Tatsumi exchange glances. (soo naïve)
DatenshiBlue39: Well…. This should prove interesting. (grin)