Lol. . . wow. . . there's actually starting to have a plot to the story~!
o_O Go figure. ^.^ Anyhoo. . . As the insanity in Percy's head continues, I
write myself as a character to make Percy all the more frustrated. O_o; Go
me? XP
Oh yea! HP belongs to whoever has the official copyright of it. XP
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Oddly enough, Percy found himself back at the library. This time, he was actually going to read a book that was maybe more. . . interesting?
Sitting on the table across from him was a book titled "A Documented History of Fantastical Firebirds-Abridged." He shrugged and picked up the book, flipping it open and started reading it.
"There is little doubt that birds-especially those that spontaneously combust at regular intervals-are amongst the most fascinating creatures a witch or wizard could choose to work with," he mumbled off to himself, "as I previously revealed in my best-selling 'Prancing with Phantoms.' I, Gilderoy Lockhart, have had on numerous occasions- -"
Percy snorted out loud to himself, and slammed the book shut. "Well that's a flop." He laughed.
"Hey! I happened to like that book!" A bubbly young girl across the table said, snatching the book from him and flipping through it.
Percy looked at the girl, and was actually quite smitten with her. She had long, wavy reddish brown hair, with sparkling green eyes.
"After having him as a professor. . . it gets old." He joked.
"Not really!" She smiled.
"You go to Hogwarts? Why have I never seen you around?" He asked, shocked.
She shrugged and smiled. "I usually tend to avoid the prefects." She winked. "Whelp, I gotta boogie, see you around!" She jumped up and started walking away.
"Wait! What's your name?" Percy asked abruptly.
"Mirriam! Mirriam Monaghan!"
Percy sighed and sat back down as he watched her skip off. /Wow. . ./ Was all he could think to think.
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Percy ran the last stretch to his house before he could get drenched in the rain. He found that by walking to places himself, he was able to stay awake longer.
He went up to his room and locked the door before anyone could bother him.
He took off his wet clothes and changed into some dry ones, then laid down on his bed.
Immediately, his thoughts traveled to the girl he met at the library. /Mirriam. . ./ And before he knew it, he had fallen asleep.
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A soft drum beat started playing, as you see the feet of someone running almost to the beat. After a moment, a song starts playing, and you see that it's Mirriam who is running, dressed in spandex shorts and a sports bra.
"I walked along the avenue. I never thought I'd meet a girl like you; Meet a girl like you. With auburn hair and emerald eyes; The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through; Hypnotize me through."
It was like a scene from Baywatch playing, Mirriam, running along oblivious to how her simple jog was being perverted.
The song continued, as she kept running.
"And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away."
Beside her, you see another person running. Yes, dressed in the same spandex outfit, fatrolls blobbing to the beat, was Snape.
"A cloud appears above your head; A beam of light comes shining down on you, Shining down on you. The cloud is moving nearer still. Aurora borealis comes in view; Aurora comes in view."
As if they were running in a marathon, they caught up to the rest of the group, who were all Hogwarts professors, dressed in many colorful shades of spandex.
"And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away."
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. It was Baywatch gone all wrong. All the colorful man-boobs bouncing and bouncing.
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Percy found himself waking up screaming again. The image of all the professors bouncing around in fluorescent spandex was burned into his mind.
Rubbing his eyes, he tried to push the dream aside and think of happy thoughts, but he only could think of Snape in his pink spandex.
"Hey Percy, are you all right?" Someone asked from the other side of the door.
"YES!" He shouted. He cuddled up in his bed, horribly scarred by his new dream.
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AN: They're getting worse aren't they? XD Ah well XP o_o The regular insanity will come back when I run out of actual ideas. ^_~
Oh yea! HP belongs to whoever has the official copyright of it. XP
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Oddly enough, Percy found himself back at the library. This time, he was actually going to read a book that was maybe more. . . interesting?
Sitting on the table across from him was a book titled "A Documented History of Fantastical Firebirds-Abridged." He shrugged and picked up the book, flipping it open and started reading it.
"There is little doubt that birds-especially those that spontaneously combust at regular intervals-are amongst the most fascinating creatures a witch or wizard could choose to work with," he mumbled off to himself, "as I previously revealed in my best-selling 'Prancing with Phantoms.' I, Gilderoy Lockhart, have had on numerous occasions- -"
Percy snorted out loud to himself, and slammed the book shut. "Well that's a flop." He laughed.
"Hey! I happened to like that book!" A bubbly young girl across the table said, snatching the book from him and flipping through it.
Percy looked at the girl, and was actually quite smitten with her. She had long, wavy reddish brown hair, with sparkling green eyes.
"After having him as a professor. . . it gets old." He joked.
"Not really!" She smiled.
"You go to Hogwarts? Why have I never seen you around?" He asked, shocked.
She shrugged and smiled. "I usually tend to avoid the prefects." She winked. "Whelp, I gotta boogie, see you around!" She jumped up and started walking away.
"Wait! What's your name?" Percy asked abruptly.
"Mirriam! Mirriam Monaghan!"
Percy sighed and sat back down as he watched her skip off. /Wow. . ./ Was all he could think to think.
~ ~ ~ ~
Percy ran the last stretch to his house before he could get drenched in the rain. He found that by walking to places himself, he was able to stay awake longer.
He went up to his room and locked the door before anyone could bother him.
He took off his wet clothes and changed into some dry ones, then laid down on his bed.
Immediately, his thoughts traveled to the girl he met at the library. /Mirriam. . ./ And before he knew it, he had fallen asleep.
~ ~ ~ ~
A soft drum beat started playing, as you see the feet of someone running almost to the beat. After a moment, a song starts playing, and you see that it's Mirriam who is running, dressed in spandex shorts and a sports bra.
"I walked along the avenue. I never thought I'd meet a girl like you; Meet a girl like you. With auburn hair and emerald eyes; The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through; Hypnotize me through."
It was like a scene from Baywatch playing, Mirriam, running along oblivious to how her simple jog was being perverted.
The song continued, as she kept running.
"And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away."
Beside her, you see another person running. Yes, dressed in the same spandex outfit, fatrolls blobbing to the beat, was Snape.
"A cloud appears above your head; A beam of light comes shining down on you, Shining down on you. The cloud is moving nearer still. Aurora borealis comes in view; Aurora comes in view."
As if they were running in a marathon, they caught up to the rest of the group, who were all Hogwarts professors, dressed in many colorful shades of spandex.
"And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away."
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. It was Baywatch gone all wrong. All the colorful man-boobs bouncing and bouncing.
~ ~ ~ ~
Percy found himself waking up screaming again. The image of all the professors bouncing around in fluorescent spandex was burned into his mind.
Rubbing his eyes, he tried to push the dream aside and think of happy thoughts, but he only could think of Snape in his pink spandex.
"Hey Percy, are you all right?" Someone asked from the other side of the door.
"YES!" He shouted. He cuddled up in his bed, horribly scarred by his new dream.
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AN: They're getting worse aren't they? XD Ah well XP o_o The regular insanity will come back when I run out of actual ideas. ^_~