Weird. . . I never thought I'd continue this into an actually story with a
plot. ^_^ I just started it as a one shotter. XD
Disclaimer: Not mine. . . 'Cept Mirriam. XD
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"When you mix the worm root with the bat fang, it'll blow up in your face. So don't do it." Snape instructed.
Percy's attention had wandered off during Snape's lecture, and he stared out at the wall across from him.
He anxiously awaited the end of class so he could find Mirriam and talk to her.
". . . which also makes a good makeshift bomb, so you can throw it at stupid Weasley's who aren't. paying. attention!" Snape growled, slamming a book on his desk.
Percy jumped up at the loud bang and looked over at Snape.
"What about that wall is so much more important that you're so entranced with it?" Snape asked, making the class giggle.
"I. . . err. . . uh. . ." Percy stuttered.
"You uh err what?" Snape sneered.
Thankfully, at that moment, class ended. /Saved by the bell./ Percy chirped. Leaving the classroom, he trudged along the hallway feeling a little humiliated.
All his troubles went away when he saw Mirriam, who was talking to a group of her girl friends in the hallway.
He didn't stop to talk, but as soon as he passed by, she smiled and waved to him. He smiled and waved back, and kept walking on.
When he got to his room, he flopped down on the bed and smiled. /Next time. . . I'll actually stop to talk to her. . ./
Without knowing it, he slowly began to close his eyes and drift off to sleep.
Thankfully for his sake, his brothers barged into his room and flopped down on his bed on either side of him.
"Perc! You wouldn't believe what we overheard!" Fred started.
"Yeah! A -girl- actually likes -you-!" George laughed.
"Really. . ." Percy groaned, too tired to want to deal with his over zealous brothers.
"Her name is Mirriam Monaghan. She's a fifth year too!" Fred exclaimed.
Percy jumped up. "Really?!"
George blinked. "Is that all you can say today? 'Really'?"
Fred laughed and got up, followed by George.
"Anyhoo, we gotta bugger off. Have fun!" Fred grinned.
As soon as they left, Percy fell back on his bed.
/She likes me. . ./ He smiled as he slowly drifted off to sleep.
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Set like an old fashioned black and white film, a quaint little farm set out in the middle of endless fields.
The clouds in the sky were clearing out for the sun to break through. The rain was just clearing out, and with the sun shinning through, a beautiful rainbow spread out across the sky.
Sitting on a fence was a long dark haired person with pigtails and wearing a frilly blue-checkered dress.
The person is humming a soft melody, which then turns into a song.
"Somewhere over the rainbow, Way up high. There's a land that I heard of, Once in a lullaby. . ."
Then, the person turns around and you see that it is in fact, Severus Snape.
"Somewhere over the rainbow, Skies are blue. And the dreams that you dare to dream, Really do come true."
Hopping off the fence, he strode over to a nearby haystack, and leaned up against it.
"Some day I'll wish upon a star, And wake up where the clouds are far behind me. Where troubles melt like lemon drops, Away above the chimney tops. That's where you'll find me."
All of a sudden, Gilderoy, dressed up like a scarecrow, walked over to Snape. After him, an almost albino Lion came up to them as well, who was actually Lucius. Coming from around the haystack was Lupin, dressed up like a tin man.
"Somewhere over the rainbow, Bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow, Why then, oh why can't I? Some day I'll wish upon a star, And wake up where the clouds are far behind me. Where troubles melt like lemon drops, Away above the chimney tops, That's where you'll find me." They sang.
Snape opened the overly large picnic basket, to reveal Sirius, who was dressed up like a big black dog.
They then all started singing together in unison.
"Somewhere over the rainbow, Bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow, Why then, oh why can't I? If happy little bluebirds fly, Beyond the rainbow, Why, oh why can't I?"
As they finished their song, Snape turn to Gilderoy, who looked back at him. Suddenly, Gilderoy lunged on him and started kissing him all over.
Seeing their. . . connection, Lupin felt out of place, so he grabbed Sirius and started making out with him.
Lucius, feeling out of place, joined in with Snape and Gilderoy.
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"AAAHHHH!" Percy screamed, flying up from his bed.
"AAAHHH!" A high pitch scream responded to his.
Percy looked over at the doorway, where Mirriam was standing, who looked stricken.
"You scared the life out of me!" She said, clinging to the door.
"Sorry!" He said, jumping up and going over to her.
"I just came in here to talk to you. . ." She blinked.
"That had nothing to do with you!" He reassured her. "I. . . had an odd dream. . ."
"Oh? Okay. . .?" She said, meeting him halfway.
"Yeah. . . Apparently, I have some kind of sleep disorder that makes me have very freaking and disturbing dreams. . ." He said sheepishly.
"Wanna tell me about them?" She asked, sitting down on the bed.
"Uhh. . . Okay." He said, sitting down next to her.
~ ~ TBC ~ ~
AN: Weee. XDD That was fun. ^.^ *cackles evilly * Hmm. . . I need another idea for a fic. . . @_@ AH well! I'll think of something. :D Oh, and in my universe, Penelope doesn't exist. XP
Disclaimer: Not mine. . . 'Cept Mirriam. XD
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"When you mix the worm root with the bat fang, it'll blow up in your face. So don't do it." Snape instructed.
Percy's attention had wandered off during Snape's lecture, and he stared out at the wall across from him.
He anxiously awaited the end of class so he could find Mirriam and talk to her.
". . . which also makes a good makeshift bomb, so you can throw it at stupid Weasley's who aren't. paying. attention!" Snape growled, slamming a book on his desk.
Percy jumped up at the loud bang and looked over at Snape.
"What about that wall is so much more important that you're so entranced with it?" Snape asked, making the class giggle.
"I. . . err. . . uh. . ." Percy stuttered.
"You uh err what?" Snape sneered.
Thankfully, at that moment, class ended. /Saved by the bell./ Percy chirped. Leaving the classroom, he trudged along the hallway feeling a little humiliated.
All his troubles went away when he saw Mirriam, who was talking to a group of her girl friends in the hallway.
He didn't stop to talk, but as soon as he passed by, she smiled and waved to him. He smiled and waved back, and kept walking on.
When he got to his room, he flopped down on the bed and smiled. /Next time. . . I'll actually stop to talk to her. . ./
Without knowing it, he slowly began to close his eyes and drift off to sleep.
Thankfully for his sake, his brothers barged into his room and flopped down on his bed on either side of him.
"Perc! You wouldn't believe what we overheard!" Fred started.
"Yeah! A -girl- actually likes -you-!" George laughed.
"Really. . ." Percy groaned, too tired to want to deal with his over zealous brothers.
"Her name is Mirriam Monaghan. She's a fifth year too!" Fred exclaimed.
Percy jumped up. "Really?!"
George blinked. "Is that all you can say today? 'Really'?"
Fred laughed and got up, followed by George.
"Anyhoo, we gotta bugger off. Have fun!" Fred grinned.
As soon as they left, Percy fell back on his bed.
/She likes me. . ./ He smiled as he slowly drifted off to sleep.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Set like an old fashioned black and white film, a quaint little farm set out in the middle of endless fields.
The clouds in the sky were clearing out for the sun to break through. The rain was just clearing out, and with the sun shinning through, a beautiful rainbow spread out across the sky.
Sitting on a fence was a long dark haired person with pigtails and wearing a frilly blue-checkered dress.
The person is humming a soft melody, which then turns into a song.
"Somewhere over the rainbow, Way up high. There's a land that I heard of, Once in a lullaby. . ."
Then, the person turns around and you see that it is in fact, Severus Snape.
"Somewhere over the rainbow, Skies are blue. And the dreams that you dare to dream, Really do come true."
Hopping off the fence, he strode over to a nearby haystack, and leaned up against it.
"Some day I'll wish upon a star, And wake up where the clouds are far behind me. Where troubles melt like lemon drops, Away above the chimney tops. That's where you'll find me."
All of a sudden, Gilderoy, dressed up like a scarecrow, walked over to Snape. After him, an almost albino Lion came up to them as well, who was actually Lucius. Coming from around the haystack was Lupin, dressed up like a tin man.
"Somewhere over the rainbow, Bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow, Why then, oh why can't I? Some day I'll wish upon a star, And wake up where the clouds are far behind me. Where troubles melt like lemon drops, Away above the chimney tops, That's where you'll find me." They sang.
Snape opened the overly large picnic basket, to reveal Sirius, who was dressed up like a big black dog.
They then all started singing together in unison.
"Somewhere over the rainbow, Bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow, Why then, oh why can't I? If happy little bluebirds fly, Beyond the rainbow, Why, oh why can't I?"
As they finished their song, Snape turn to Gilderoy, who looked back at him. Suddenly, Gilderoy lunged on him and started kissing him all over.
Seeing their. . . connection, Lupin felt out of place, so he grabbed Sirius and started making out with him.
Lucius, feeling out of place, joined in with Snape and Gilderoy.
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"AAAHHHH!" Percy screamed, flying up from his bed.
"AAAHHH!" A high pitch scream responded to his.
Percy looked over at the doorway, where Mirriam was standing, who looked stricken.
"You scared the life out of me!" She said, clinging to the door.
"Sorry!" He said, jumping up and going over to her.
"I just came in here to talk to you. . ." She blinked.
"That had nothing to do with you!" He reassured her. "I. . . had an odd dream. . ."
"Oh? Okay. . .?" She said, meeting him halfway.
"Yeah. . . Apparently, I have some kind of sleep disorder that makes me have very freaking and disturbing dreams. . ." He said sheepishly.
"Wanna tell me about them?" She asked, sitting down on the bed.
"Uhh. . . Okay." He said, sitting down next to her.
~ ~ TBC ~ ~
AN: Weee. XDD That was fun. ^.^ *cackles evilly * Hmm. . . I need another idea for a fic. . . @_@ AH well! I'll think of something. :D Oh, and in my universe, Penelope doesn't exist. XP