Lol. . . I think everyone's starting to get suspicious about Snape and Percy's dream world relationship. XD Well. . . *cackles * Maybe this might clear up the air?

Oh, and I added my friend into the story, because it terrifies her, and she won't review. *grins *

Aww crap. . . o___o I found a mistake! XD The story takes place in the first book. . . And you might notice some characters that don't even show up till the 2nd and 3rd books. . . ^_^ My bad! I guess Percy's a psychic too. ^_~

Disclaimer: Everything belongs to me! *cackles * NONO! Not really! Just Mirriam. . . and anything pink. XP

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"-Please- tell me you don't ACTUALLY like Percy Weasley?" Mirriam's friend Breetanya asked, sitting down at the one of the library tables next to Mirriam.

"What's so wrong with him?" Mirriam asked her fellow Ravenclaw friend, offended. "I find him quite nice, actually."

"But he's so stuck up!" She said, groaning in disgust.

"Hey! At least he's MY AGE!" Mirriam snapped, which shut Breetanya up. "Anyhow, I've got to go," she said, waving off her friend's complaints. "I've got to go. . . study. . . with Percy!" She winked.

Breetanya groaned again, and banged her book on her forehead.

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Percy did a jumping roll across the hallway. He was dressed in an odd, white tunic, tied with a thick tan piece of cloth at the waist.

He motioned back to where he had rolled from. Mirriam darted across the hall, also wearing an odd outfit. Hers was a odd, long white dress. The oddest part about her outfit though, was her hair, which was wrapped in two braided balls at each side of her head.

"Okay. . . It's clear, let's go!" Percy said, taking Mirriam's hand and running down the hall. They turned the corner at the end of the hall, which lead to a large, open room. Standing in the middle was a man dressed completely in black.

Mirriam and Percy stopped and gasped as the man turned around. "I've been waiting for you. . . Percy," He said. Just then, he started coughing and hacking. He took off his big helmet and gasped for air.

"DAMN it's hot in there!" The man said, who actually turn out to be none other than Severus Snape.

"Darth Severus!" Mirriam gasped.

Snape turned to her and held up his hand, his palm facing her. All of a sudden, she was sent into the air flying, and landed on 20 feet behind Percy.

"Mirriam!" Percy shouted. He would have turned and went to her side, but Snape pulled out his wand from inside his cloak. "Lets dance, pretty boy."

Percy pulled out his hand, and pointed it at Snape. From the end of Snape's wand, a bright red beam of energy shot out about 3 feet, forming a sword like weapon. Percy's did the same.

Percy lunged at Snape, and they started fighting.

Mirriam sat up, a little shaken, and watched the fight. After what seemed like forever, she yawned in boredom. Sure, fight scenes are nice on TV and all, but the un edited version is such a bore!

Then all of a sudden, Percy kicked Snape's head, who went flying off the balcony. Percy walked over and looked down. Snape was holding on to the ledge for dear life.

"Percy. . . help me. . ." He said quietly.

Being a good hearted boy, Percy leaned down and grabbed Snape's arm.

"Percy. . . I am your father!" Snape cackled evilly.

Percy screamed out in terror, but couldn't run, because Snape was holding onto his arm.

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"AAAAHHH!!!" Percy woke up screaming again.

This time, Mirriam who was almost at his bed, tripped and fell. "You have GOT to stop doing that!"

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AN: Lol. . . Oh sweet, dear little Percy-kins. ^_^ Lol XD I'm really falling in love with this story. XP I'll try making the next couple chapters longer. XP And yes! There will be many. . . many more chapters. ^_~