Gahh. . . I've been feeling overly sick lately, so I haven't been able to
write as much as I'd like. @_@ So if I start getting all sad, or just out
of character, it's cause of me being sick. :P Oh, and please tell me if you
see something wrong or out of place, cause. . . I feel more stupid when I
finally discover it after however long. ^_~;;
Bare with this one! ^_^; It's not what you think. . . XDD
Disclaimer: Percy isn't mine. . . dammit. :P *tries to trade one of her characters for him *
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"Just say 'I won'," Snape growled. He was dressed oddly, with short bleached blonde hair, and a metal claw for an arm.
"I won!" Gilderoy said mockingly. He also was dressed oddly, in a somewhat feminine outfit, consisting of a tank top, shorts, and army boots, His hair was dyed bleach blond as well, but with many colored highlights. Sections of his hair were shaved really short, while others were quite long and braided.
"Noo. . . say '-I- won!'" Snape said, getting slightly annoyed now.
"-I- won!" Gilderoy grinned.
Snape growled loudly, taking Gilderoy by the shoulders and shaking him. "Noo!"
Gilderoy just grinned at him. "Yess!"
"Noo!"
"Yess!"
"Stop it!" Snape shouted.
"No!" Gilderoy pouted.
"Yes!"
"No!"
"YES!"
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"Argg. . . Percy moaned, rubbing his hands over his face. "That was just completely pointless."
He sighed and got up from his desk. His entire class had just left, including his teacher, and never even bothered to wake him up.
He sighed to himself. He had a horrible headache, so he decided to take a walk outside. /Maybe the fresh air will help clear my head. . ./
He walked around outside until he came to where a group of students were playing a mock-Quidditch game.
He watched them as he walked along, then eventually sat down across from the field.
He opened one of the books from his bag and started reading. He glanced up once in a while to watch the game. One of the players made a beautiful catch, catching the ball just before it hit the ground, but almost fell off their broom in the process.
Percy wondered to himself why he never was interested in sports like some of his brothers. Fred and George obviously liked sports, or just enough to be on the Gryffindor team. Charlie also liked sports while he attended Hogwarts. Bill played once in a while, but he didn't like it enough to join a team.
/I guess that's where I get it from. . . I'm destined to be a nerd./ He sighed.
He hadn't noticed that the game ended. As the players headed back into the school, one of them broke away from the group and walked over to him.
"Hey Percy!" Mirriam smiled, waving at him. "Did you watch our game?" She asked, sitting down next to him.
It was the first time he had seen her with all her hair pulled back. "Parts of it."
"It's much more fun that real games. No pressure to actually be good," she laughed. "I'd never make it in a real game! I'm more of a grounded person," she smiled.
"Me too," he nodded.
"Is something wrong?" She asked, noting the weary expression in his face.
"I'm just tired. . . To avoid dreaming, I've been sleeping less. It's really starting to ware on me." He sighed.
"And everything else is getting on your nerves?" Mirriam laughed. "I get that way too."
"Yeah. . . But not -everything-. . ." He sighed, glancing over at Mirriam.
"Yeah. . ." she whispered. "Mmm!" Lunch time!" She said, patting his leg and standing up. "Coming?"
"No. . . I think I'll catch up on a little sleep before my next class."
"Don't tell me you've stopped eating too!" She gasped, mockingly.
He laughed. "No. I'll see you later." He smiled.
"Byee!" She smiled, trotting off.
Sighing, Percy trudged off to the Gryffindor common house. He plopped down on the couch in the front room and immediately fell asleep.
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Mirriam was sitting on a big, throne like chair. She looked particularly gorgeous in Percy's mind. She had a long dress on, and her hair was pulled back in a ponytail.
"I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like. Making good conversation, I gotta handle you just right. You know what I mean. . ." She said seductively.
"I took you to an intimate restaurant. Then to a suggestive movie," She said, standing up and walking down the stairs. "There's nothing left to talk about, Unless it's horizontally."
When she got to the bottom of the stairs, she pulled the little strings keeping her dress up off. When the dress fell, it revealed her. . . spandex outfit.
"Let's get physical, physical. I wanna get physical. Let's get into physical," she said, jogging over the other side of the room. When she got there, again, it there was the Hogwarts professors, dressed in spandex jogging suits, who were all jogging in place.
"Let me hear your body talk, your body talk. Let me hear your body talk."
She picked up weights, as did the others, and started pumping them up and down.
"I've been patient, I've been good. Tried to keep my hands on the table. It's gettin' hard this holdin' back. If you know what I mean. . ."
She kept singing and moving the weights around, as the professors panted and sweated, trying to keep up.
"I'm sure you'll understand my point of view. We know each other mentally. You gotta know that you're bringin' out The animal in me."
She jogged out of the scene, leaving the professors there, who all started singing instead.
"Let's get physical, physical. I wanna get physical. Let's get into physical," they all sang in unison. "Let me hear your body talk, your body talk. Let me hear your body talk."
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Percy woke up and shuddered. Just hearing his teachers singing that was bad enough. . . but to be singing it TO HIM?! He curled up in a ball, feeling somewhat. . . tainted?
~ ~ TBC ~ ~
AN: I could not for the life of me think of a better word. O_o Soiled? Fouled? I don't know. XP Tainted is good enough. o_o No, but seriously. . . That 'Physical' music video was disturbing. @_@ I tried to capture the essence of that video, but. . . ah well. :P
Bare with this one! ^_^; It's not what you think. . . XDD
Disclaimer: Percy isn't mine. . . dammit. :P *tries to trade one of her characters for him *
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"Just say 'I won'," Snape growled. He was dressed oddly, with short bleached blonde hair, and a metal claw for an arm.
"I won!" Gilderoy said mockingly. He also was dressed oddly, in a somewhat feminine outfit, consisting of a tank top, shorts, and army boots, His hair was dyed bleach blond as well, but with many colored highlights. Sections of his hair were shaved really short, while others were quite long and braided.
"Noo. . . say '-I- won!'" Snape said, getting slightly annoyed now.
"-I- won!" Gilderoy grinned.
Snape growled loudly, taking Gilderoy by the shoulders and shaking him. "Noo!"
Gilderoy just grinned at him. "Yess!"
"Noo!"
"Yess!"
"Stop it!" Snape shouted.
"No!" Gilderoy pouted.
"Yes!"
"No!"
"YES!"
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"Argg. . . Percy moaned, rubbing his hands over his face. "That was just completely pointless."
He sighed and got up from his desk. His entire class had just left, including his teacher, and never even bothered to wake him up.
He sighed to himself. He had a horrible headache, so he decided to take a walk outside. /Maybe the fresh air will help clear my head. . ./
He walked around outside until he came to where a group of students were playing a mock-Quidditch game.
He watched them as he walked along, then eventually sat down across from the field.
He opened one of the books from his bag and started reading. He glanced up once in a while to watch the game. One of the players made a beautiful catch, catching the ball just before it hit the ground, but almost fell off their broom in the process.
Percy wondered to himself why he never was interested in sports like some of his brothers. Fred and George obviously liked sports, or just enough to be on the Gryffindor team. Charlie also liked sports while he attended Hogwarts. Bill played once in a while, but he didn't like it enough to join a team.
/I guess that's where I get it from. . . I'm destined to be a nerd./ He sighed.
He hadn't noticed that the game ended. As the players headed back into the school, one of them broke away from the group and walked over to him.
"Hey Percy!" Mirriam smiled, waving at him. "Did you watch our game?" She asked, sitting down next to him.
It was the first time he had seen her with all her hair pulled back. "Parts of it."
"It's much more fun that real games. No pressure to actually be good," she laughed. "I'd never make it in a real game! I'm more of a grounded person," she smiled.
"Me too," he nodded.
"Is something wrong?" She asked, noting the weary expression in his face.
"I'm just tired. . . To avoid dreaming, I've been sleeping less. It's really starting to ware on me." He sighed.
"And everything else is getting on your nerves?" Mirriam laughed. "I get that way too."
"Yeah. . . But not -everything-. . ." He sighed, glancing over at Mirriam.
"Yeah. . ." she whispered. "Mmm!" Lunch time!" She said, patting his leg and standing up. "Coming?"
"No. . . I think I'll catch up on a little sleep before my next class."
"Don't tell me you've stopped eating too!" She gasped, mockingly.
He laughed. "No. I'll see you later." He smiled.
"Byee!" She smiled, trotting off.
Sighing, Percy trudged off to the Gryffindor common house. He plopped down on the couch in the front room and immediately fell asleep.
~ ~ ~ ~
Mirriam was sitting on a big, throne like chair. She looked particularly gorgeous in Percy's mind. She had a long dress on, and her hair was pulled back in a ponytail.
"I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like. Making good conversation, I gotta handle you just right. You know what I mean. . ." She said seductively.
"I took you to an intimate restaurant. Then to a suggestive movie," She said, standing up and walking down the stairs. "There's nothing left to talk about, Unless it's horizontally."
When she got to the bottom of the stairs, she pulled the little strings keeping her dress up off. When the dress fell, it revealed her. . . spandex outfit.
"Let's get physical, physical. I wanna get physical. Let's get into physical," she said, jogging over the other side of the room. When she got there, again, it there was the Hogwarts professors, dressed in spandex jogging suits, who were all jogging in place.
"Let me hear your body talk, your body talk. Let me hear your body talk."
She picked up weights, as did the others, and started pumping them up and down.
"I've been patient, I've been good. Tried to keep my hands on the table. It's gettin' hard this holdin' back. If you know what I mean. . ."
She kept singing and moving the weights around, as the professors panted and sweated, trying to keep up.
"I'm sure you'll understand my point of view. We know each other mentally. You gotta know that you're bringin' out The animal in me."
She jogged out of the scene, leaving the professors there, who all started singing instead.
"Let's get physical, physical. I wanna get physical. Let's get into physical," they all sang in unison. "Let me hear your body talk, your body talk. Let me hear your body talk."
~ ~ ~ ~
Percy woke up and shuddered. Just hearing his teachers singing that was bad enough. . . but to be singing it TO HIM?! He curled up in a ball, feeling somewhat. . . tainted?
~ ~ TBC ~ ~
AN: I could not for the life of me think of a better word. O_o Soiled? Fouled? I don't know. XP Tainted is good enough. o_o No, but seriously. . . That 'Physical' music video was disturbing. @_@ I tried to capture the essence of that video, but. . . ah well. :P