Haha I got the idea for this story cause I was flipping through a hundred pages of stories I've written, and in the middle of all these HP stories was a page of a certain... GW fic I'd written. It gave me quite a laugh, so thus, a story emerged.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. They belong to their own masters. Damn.

"Ohh Heeroo! I think we're lost," a pretty boy with a long braid said.

A taller, darker haired boy cursed in Japanese and started shouting at the other boy. "BAKA! It was a simple million to kill that Peacecraft shrew, and rid her from my life once and for all, and you botched it up!" He added a few more japanese curses before the other boy started shouting in his own defense.

"This was YOUR problem and YOUR mission, so DON'T BLAME ME WE FAILED!" He knew it was a bad idea to fight with the other boy, but he was frustrated because he knew it was his fault. The other boy grapped his hair and continued shouting at him, while he cried out in pain from having his braid pulled.

Suddenly, a figure popped out of nowhere and stared blankly at the pain.

"Umm.. who are you? And.. what are cartoons doing in my dream?"

The darker haired boy glared at the newcomer and pulled a gun from his spandex shorts. "Omae o Korosu."

BANG!

Percy cried out in pain. His dream had startled him and he somehow managed to hit the wall while trying to escape. He felt a little silly, because he was breathing hard and sweating. /At least that woke me up from that weird dream../ he though while rubbing his hand which was hurting from the impact of the wall. /Now I'm dreaming about cartoons! This is messed up.. Though, at least it's not about my professors again../

He reached over to his nightstand and fumbled around until he found his wand. "Luminos," he whispered. His wand lit up his prefects quarters. Percy then reached over and opened the drawer of his nightstand and pulled out a little bottle and squinted to read the label. /Hmm.. these were supposed to stop me from dreaming../ He sighed and popped two pills from the jar into his mouth.

Morning came too soon for Percy, that one little beam of light had burst itself through the clouds, and at the right angle, found it's way through the window and bore straight into Percy's eyes.

He grumbled and rolled out of the beam of light, only to be bombarded by a choir of birds chirping. Obviously he was not meant to sleep in this morning.

He sighed to himself. /I might as well get up and start my homework../ He rolled over to the side of the bed and sat up, putting his feet on the cool wood floor.

He stretched his arms up and yawned loudly. He rubbed sleep from his eyes as he stood up. Something seemed very very off this morning, but he just couldn't put his finger on it. Idly, he scratched the back of his head, yawning again. "Oh!" He squeeked out loud. /I must be neglecting myself. My hair is getting terribly long. I could have sworn it was just at my ears and not down to my shoulders../ He let his hands fall down to his chest.

His eyes flashed open so fast. He blinked the thought out of his head and closed his eyes. He opened them again and looked down. "Now these DEFINATELY weren't here yesterday!" His voice squeeked a few octaves higher than he was used to.

"Of course they were, love. You going batty?" A strangely familiar, and male, voice said from behind him.

Percy froze stone cold. Slowly he turned around, pure horror written across his face. "S-S-Snape!" He shrieked.

"Percilla, what on Earth is with you this morning?" Snape said, sitting up in the bed. You see, it WAS Snape, only much younger. 15 years younger to be exact. "And since when do you call me Snape? I prefer Sevvie much much more," he said in a tone, too much like purring for Percy's comfort. Only until it was too late did Percy realize what wearing, or, should I say, not wearing.

Another shrill cry erupted from Percy's mouth, even higher than before.

He bolted out of the room, leaving his naked professor behind. Only then did he realize how scantly clad he himself was. Suddenly he was feeling very vulnerable, and he could tell by the warmth of his face that he was blushing profusely.

He looked around the room, trying to find somewhere to hide. Before he could find such a place, Snape emerged from the bedroom, still naked.

"URGH! Professor Snape!" Percy groaned again. "Don't you have enough decency to cover yourself up!"

"This is my home, I can go about however I please. And Perc! What the hell is going on in that head of yours? Professor? I'm still an intern!" He covered the distance between himself and Percy, then wrapped his arms tightly around him so there was no chance of escape. "Now, if you'd stop acting wonko and come back to bed, there's a few things as your 'professor' I'd like to teach you.."

Try as he might, in his weak new body, there was no resisting Snape, and he could feel himself being dragged back into the bedroom. Horror struck as he realized exactly what Snape had meant, and what was going to happen next.

"LET ME GO! N O O O O O O O O O O..

..O O O O O O!"

Percy flew up and out of his bed, and face first, landed with a 'thump' on his floor. He could feel cold sweat dripping down his forehead. Quickly he flipped over onto his back, hands flying to his chest. He released a great sigh of relief at the feeling of his very flat, very male chest.

Someone banged on his door. "Percy! Are you alright?" It was one of the twins. He quickly got up and went to the door.

"I'm fine, just a bad dream."

"Christ man, it sounded like you were being murdered," his brother replied grumpily, obviously not happy about being disturbed from whatever it was he was doing to investigate a 'bad dream'. "Good night you sissy girl."

Percy grunted a reply and went back over to his bed and flopped down onto it. /Murder? I'd choose that anyday over../ he shuddered and curled into a ball, like so many nights before, and tried to repress what he'd just dreamt.

Owari

Author Note: I think I'm gonna have to wrap this story up soon, cause there isn't really a point to it and I don't have enough ideas to keep it going forever haha.