Des: Ha, this is what we call an A/N! Firstoff, I don't own Shaman King! Or anyone related to the show! But I really really wish I owned Hao's pants. ... Whoo! 'Tiz Mankin Whose Line! With Des as your host, because we couldn't afford to hire Drew or that British guy!
Anna: . Cheapskate.
Des: **cheerfully opens a trap door underneath Anna**
Manta: **silently cheers**
Yoh: **likewise**
Des: Anyway! =3 ..Introductions, yes. Whose Line, for you cretins who have never seen the show (Why are you here anyway? .) is where everyone does amusing little skit-things off the top of their heads because I tell them to. Today's guests are Yoh! Manta! Horo Horo! And~! Ren~! ^o^
Ren: Nani? ...Kisamaaaa!! .; **magically on stage** You can't make me do it. .
Des: Oh, yes. Yes, I can. I CAN. Because I've got the keyboard and you akl;ainidpasiojajspdaojisophdaphioasphoipa
**few minutes later**
Des: Bastard broke my keyboard!
Manta: O.O I hope Des-kun doesn't do anything drastic.
Des: .O **types rapidly on a new keyboard!**
Yoh: **blinks absently**
Des: D **makes a floofy pink-and-black-and-white dress thing that looks like it came from the demented mind of TOMOYO materialize over Ren's outfit**
Ren: O_O!
Horo Horo: **point! Laugh!** XDDD
Des: . Resistance is futile! Don't make me add more frills.
Ren: Ki...kisama!
Des: Temee!
**Des and Ren bicker for eternity**
Lyserg: o.o **ties a sign to his wire** Morphine! **shoots it across the stage**
Sign: "An Eternity Later."
Des: I love you Ren. Let's be best friends forever.
Ren: _ ...You drank Lyserg's absinthe, didn't you.
Des: Of course not. Those little chubby pixie things were always living on your head.
Ren: Nothing's there.
Des: _ Nonbeliever.
Manta: **it has been an eternity! And he is now...not short! Oh my god!** Can we get on with it already? x_x
Horo Horo: Yeah! x_x
Yoh: .....Manta. o.o;
Manta: Nani?
Yoh: ....What did you take?
Manta: ._. Growth hormone injections, and lots of em'.
Des: Bad Manta! Those were mine! O.O
Manta: **taller than 5'0 now, Des** .... =D!
Des: **Shorter. Than. Manta.** ..... o_o This is too creepy. . Re~wind!
Lyserg: Right-o! **Rewind, shoots another sign. Manta is shown to shrink.**
Sign: "An Eternity Before."
Des: I control your minds! . Now! Onstage! All of you! ALL! NOW! GO! No, not you, Lyserg.
Lyserg: May I do the piano?
Des: ...Yes, you can do the piano.
Lyserg: May I kill Hao?
Des: Only if you let me have his pants.
Lyserg: Cheers. =D
Des: **types** "And Lyserg killed Hao, and Des accquired his pants." Yay! **Wearing Hao's pants**
Lyserg: Smashing. =D
Ren: Just GET ON WITH IT!
Des: I thought you didn't want to do it.
Ren: Yes, well, you're controlling my mind.
Des: But then why are you still yelling at me?
Ren: Because I'm still Tao Ren.
Des: Damn! Be Jun.
Ren: No.
Des: But I'm controlling your mind!! ;_;
Ren: **indignantly** So?
Des: Temee. ._.
Horo Horo: But really, let's start already!
Des: .;; Hai, hai. **scoots into a desk and takes out a little card** ...Right. Welcome (again) to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Our first game is for everyone, called Questions Only. ...Yeah, I think that's self-explanatory. But the jist of it is, we give them a scenario and they can only ask eachother questions. Today's scenario is ... **glances at the card** The Shaman Fights in Tokyo. Wow. Knock yourselves out, guys. .
Ren: **walks on stage**
Manta: **walks on**
Ren: Shouldn't you be with Horo Horo?
Manta: What's your reasoning there?
Ren: Aren't you Kororo?
Manta: Why does everyone pick on me?!
Ren: Can't you tell?
Manta: Is it because I'm short?
Ren: Why are you even here?
Manta: Can't you see I'm with Yoh?
Ren: Where is Yoh?
Manta: Right there- ... *sigh. Buzzed. Walks off...and goes off to cry somewhere**
Des: o_o;;; **goes to console Manta**
Lyserg: **fills in for her!**
Yoh: **walks on** Are you my opponent?
Ren: Are you Asakura Yoh?
Yoh: How did you know?
Ren: Haven't we met before? _;;;
Yoh: When?
Ren: Are we going to fight or what?!
Yoh: Why are you being impatient? n_n
Ren: Do you think you can beat me?!
Yoh: Don't I have to to become Shaman King?
Ren: What makes you think you're going to be Shaman King?!
Yoh: Why wouldn't I be? **Yoh-laugh**
Ren: **starts firing off reasons, pause, grumble, defeated. Buzzed.**
Manta: o_o I want Yoh-kun!
Des: o_o;; **hands him a Yoh plushie** '
Manta: **squeeze. It makes a cute squeek.** ~_~
Lyserg: **chuckling lightly**
Horo Horo: **comes on** Is this the Sun Sunshine building?
Yoh: Why do you need to know?
Horo Horo: Isn't this where my first fight is?
Yoh: Oh, are you a Shaman? n_n
Horo Horo: Can't you tell?!
Yoh: Is it that obvious of a trait?
Horo Horo: What's with that outfit, anyway?
Yoh: Do you want Anna to punch you again?
Horo Horo: Like she punches you?
Yoh: How do you know about that?
Horo Horo: Aren't you her bitch?
Yoh: Didn't she fall in a trapdoor?
Horo Horo: Why are you dodging the question?
Yoh: ..... ._.;;;; **buzzed, goes off**
Manta: **glomp** Yoh-kun! .;;
Lyserg: **ruling the show with an iron fist** A million points go to Horo Horo for pointing out the obvious. DDD Remember, the BRITISH created Whose Line!
Des: **dethrones Lyserg** .
Lyserg: o_o
Yoh: **consoling Manta** n_n
Manta: **consoled** n_n
Des: Alright, this next game is, ironically, called "Whose Line," for Manta and Yoh, and what they have to do is they are going to act out a scene and every once in a while they pull a paper slip out of their pocket and they have to read it aloud and play it into the scene. Here's the scenario! Alright, Yoh, you're a cop and you're trying to bust Manta here for having drugs. However, Manta is the Big Bad Wolf.
Manta: .......o_O **gets his paper slips**
Yoh: **blinks, gets his too and puts them in his pocket**
Des: Start! O
Yoh: **comes up and pantomimes banging on the door** Knock, knock.
Manta: **cough** What is it. .
Yoh: . Mr. Wolf, I have a warrant to search your place for drugs.
Manta: o.O Why would you think I have drugs?
Yoh: A Mr. Ren, one of THREE pig witnesses--
Ren: **hair spike twitches up and down**
Des: **laugh** What is it with Ren and the number 3?
Ren: Urusai! .
Yoh: -- has said that you brag about how you "Huffed and puffed and blew the house down" last Saturday...
Manta: That doesn't mean anything! I can prove my innocence! **pulls out a slip** "The fairy's assaulting my spoon!"
Yoh: !! Fairies? What fairies?! Is the spoon silver?
Manta: It is!
Yoh: Wait, I see no fairy.
Manta: It's Morphine!
Yoh: A-HA! Just as I suspected!
Manta: You've got no evidence!
Yoh: 'Course I do! And this is the proof! **pulls out a slip** "Put the gizzard back in!"
Manta: **makes a gesture as if holding a gizzard** Never! I'm gonna hold it hostage!
Yoh: **makes a gesture as if drawing his gun** Just drop the gizzard and back away slowly.
Manta: You wouldn't dare! You can't risk harming it! It's just like my father, the large evil wolf used to say--! **paper slip** "The cheeseburger is not a bunny!"
Yoh: **makes a gesture as if talking on a walkie talkie** We're going to need backup, he's more high than we thought...
Manta: I don't have drugs!
Yoh: Then I'm takin' you in for the gizzard, Wolf!
Manta: You'll never take me alive!
Yoh: !! **in walkie talkie again** We've got a runner, I'm going to need some backup! And ... **pulls out a paper strip** "Strip down and get the whipped cream!"
Manta: **freeze!** Not the whipped cream!
Yoh: Are you gonna come quietly?
Manta: Fine! Just...before you take me in, I need to tell my brother -- **takes out a strip** "I feel pretty, oh so pretty!"
Des: **buzz, buzz, buzz**
Horo Horo: **cracking up!**
Des: 1,000 points go to Yoh for that image of Ren-piggy!
Lyserg: **calls out from behind Des** And another hundred to Manta for being pretty!
Des: Yes, what he said! **snicker**
Manta: ^_^;;;;;
Des: Next game Party Quirks for everyone. Now we're giving everyone a secret identity that they have to act like and Manta has to figure out who they are at his party. o.O Yosh!
Ren, Yoh, Horox2: **skitter off to the side of the stage**
Manta: **wanders around**
Ren: **An irate chibi Hao who has just had his legos melted** Knock, knock. .
Manta: Oh, come in won't you!
Ren: **gets down on his knees, toddles in to the effect of being a chibi** -.O
Manta: You'd better not be being me. ;
Ren: **speaking in a high voice** You're so tiny. **Hao-laugh.**
Manta: **twitch**
Ren: What's this? My LEGOS! .
Horo Horo: **Evangelion's Ikari Shinji** o_o Knock.
Manta: Hello! **lets him in**
Horo Horo: **looks up** This cieling is...unfamiliar. . .
Ren: Somehow, the untimely end of my legos must be the work of HUMANKIND. . They must be destroyed! o.o **sniffle**
Horo Horo: o.o I hate my dad!
Ren: I hate people! ;_;
Horo Horo: Hate~!
Ren: Hate~!
Yoh: **Hamtaro** Knock! =^^=
Manta: O.o Come in!
Yoh: **messes with his hair** Koosh, koosh. n_n
Manta: O.o;
Horo Horo: This is the me that exists in your mind.
Ren: Would you like to be my ally? =D
Horo Horo: Likewise, you are probably the you that exists in my mind...
Manta: Shut up, Shinji!
Des: **buzz!** =3
Horo Horo: **sweatdrop, exits the stage**
Yoh: **tilts head to the side, large eyes** Heke? Let's play~! =D **glomps Ren**
Ren: ! Burn. .
Yoh: Squeek! **skitter**
Manta: o_o;; Leave Hamtaro alone, Baby Hao!
Des: **buzz, buzz!**
Manta: =D I am good.
Des: 50 points to Manta for being good. And Ten thousand points to Yoh and Ren for Yoh glomping Ren!
The YohxRen fanservice department: Go! Yoh! Go! Yoh!
Ren: Baka!
Yoh: n_n;;;
Lyserg: **lauuughing..**
Ren: Say one word and I'll sic Ryu on you.
Ryu: Lyserg-sama! *O*
Lyserg: Eep! **hides behind Des**
Des: o_o **opens a trap door under Ryu**
Lyserg: Whew!
**sounds of Anna bitching at Ryu commence.**
Des: ..... .;;; Next game will be Greatest Hits, because we need music to drown out the annoyance duo.
Lyserg: Ooh! **runs over to the piano**
Des: Oh, we need some guitarists. . . **quickly pulls out her computer, type! Zen Ryou materializes near the guitars**
Lyserg: !! _O What are THEY doing here!?
Zen Ryou: Chimi Chimi Moryou ... . . Where are we?
Lyserg: Going straight home! _! **threatens with pendulum**
Des: Lyseeeerg! o_o We -need- guitarists!
Lyserg: _ THEY worked for HAO. They must die. .
Des: But Hao died, remember?
Zen: We are! The best guitarists! O
Ryou: O Our music impresses even the strangest of monkeys!
Zen: Together we are! o
Zen Ryou: ZEN RYOU!
Des: ....The strangest of monkeys? o.o; Okay, maybe we SHOULD get them out of here. Hao was a great singer but his minions...er....
Lyserg: Bloody hell. **twitch twitch twitch**
Des: o_O;; **presses backspace until they disappear** Gomen! Don't have a heart attack!
Lyserg: ~_~ We will work with the piano.
Des: o_o; Hai. Er... anyway. Greatest Hits. Manta and Horo Horo, you two are doing a commercial for a CD and throwing out random song names, which --
Ren: Yoh will sing. Yoh will sing. Des likes Yoh's singing better. ;
Des: --Which Ren will sing off the top of his head. n_n
Ren: Kuso.
Des: Get up there, Elvis. XD
Ren: Kisamaaaa! **wields glaive at her**
Des: *O* Kwan! **glomps it, bleeds on Ren**
Ren: _;;; Baka!
Des: _ Run along! Now, we need suggestions from the audience for a Shaman Group for them to sing about! =D
Marco: The X-Laws! O
Milly: Lilly Five! O **the ground cracks open underneath her**
Ryu: **glomps from under!** MILLY-CHAN!! *O*
Milly: Aieee! **falls under the floor with Ryu**
Sharona: O_O;
Silva/Karim: The Patch! O
Des: Ooh ! The Patch! Okay, yeah! Songs of the Patch! =D
Lyserg: Not the X-Laws? ._.
Des: We can sing an Irish Drinking Song about them next episode! =D
Lyserg: Ooh! =D
Des: **inwardly** If I WRITE a next episode, heh heh heh...
Lyserg: .
Horo Horo: Yo, everyone! =D Have you been looking for a rockin' CD with great tunes and awesome guitarists?!
Manta: Well look somewhere else, because all we have is a freakin' piano!
Lyserg: Oi!
Horo Horo: But if you happen to like cheezy randomly made-up piano-based songs, then stay with us, have we got an offer for you!
Manta: A 5-CD set of 5 songs! And it comes with a free loofah! Yes, it's the Songs of the Patch! A timeless collection of ...yeah, songs about the Patch!
Horo Horo: Well hot piss! =D
Manta: Well, I love the Spice Girls, don't you?
Horo Horo: 'Course, that's why I plastered pictures of them inside the furnace.
Manta: Then by default you will love this song, which is not by the Spice Girls but by someone completely altogether whom I have never heard of but sure does sound like them. n_n "I went broke at Patchdonald's!"
Ren: **twitches furiously at music start.** _;;; **clears throat**
"Yummy yummy yummy shake it shake it milkshake yummy!
Burgers in my tummy 'till it starts feeling funny, I thought you loved me but you just wanted money so you could buy, extra fries, why you feeding me these lies, it's just breakin' my! HEART!
I went broke at Patchdonald's! You took advantage of my love and I went broke at Patchdonald's! It couldn't be helped that the prices were so high, 'cos I thought our love would never run dry, oh! I went broke at Patchdonald's!"
Des: ... **shaking violently with laughter**
Horo Horo: **likewise** Mmph..! **snicker**
Manta: **has fallen off of his chair**
Horo-Horo: XD;;; Uh... the next song is a popular one-hit wonder that topped the charts for about zero seconds last month... The Totem Pole Cannon Rock!
Ren: -__-; "Oh! Totem Pole Cannon! Yeah! Totem Pole Cannon! Buffalo! Snake! Eagle! Turtle! FIRE~!
It's a big oversoul, yeah!
Yoh very nearly got his ass kicked by it, yeah!
I'm uncreative and sick of making up lyrics, yeah!
I'm gonna kill Des in a painful way, yeah!
Buffalo! Snake! Eagle! Turtle! FIRE~!"
Des: O_o;;; **buzz** Er... next game!
Lyserg: Um. **goes over the cards** The next one is the Hoe-Down. O.o
Des: Oh. ........What?! You mean we're making Ren sing again!? ._.;;
Lyserg: 'Fraid so.
Des: Damn. o_o You'd better protect me, you know. .
Lyserg: ...
Des: *cough* Oh well. Might as well go all the way. Okay, audience! o What do we want to hear for the hoedown!?
Entire Audience: -YAOI!-
Des: ......o___O;; What, they're unanimous?
Lyserg: Yaoi is very popular nowadays. o.O
Des: Wow. o.O; Er... alright then. The Yaoi Hoedown!
Lyserg: **plays Piano**
Horo Horo: The fangirls like to write Yaoi!
They pair me up with Ren!
The things they write I'd never, ever
mention to my friends!
Why I continue reading them
has never been clear!
But it seems like everybody thinks I am a queer!
Ren/Yoh/Manta: We think~ you are a queer~!
Horo Horo: **glare**
Ren: I hate the stupid author
Who brought me on this show!
I'm going to kill her family
And everyone she knows!
But this song's about Yaoi
And so I must confess
I've imagined Bason when he's not completely dressed!
Yoh: When he's not completely..... o.O;;; **They more or less fall silent because that image disturbs them.**
Ren: **smirks, such was the point. Ah, revenge. Goes off to kill Des.**
Des: Aieeee! **is chased around the studio**
Lyserg: ... **re-throned.** ^_^
Manta: Yoh is really close to me,
We might be more than friends!
The nature of companionship
really just depends!
Fangirls like to play on this when they write their fics!
Either way I'll be his buddy through the thin and thick!
Horox2: I'm going~ to be sick~!
Yoh: Awwr. n_n
Mantou Fangirls: *O*
Yoh: Yaoi's really popular
Of that I have no doubt!
It's something that most fangirls
couldn't stand to live without!
I'm paired with almost everyone
That I've ever met!
It's a real wonder I am not a pimp yet!
Horox2: He is not a pimp....yet!
Ren: **still chasing Des with his glaive**
Des: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!
Lyserg: Well, that ought to cover it, You've been Watching Whose Line is it Anyway, which is the brainchild of someone British. =D Morphine! **shoots his wire into the air, which has the credits tied to it.**
Des: AAAAAAAHH!!!
Ren: KISAMAAA!!!