Des: Awh, so many people want me to continue!
Ren: No!
Horo Horo: Cool! Let's make Ren dance this time!
Ren: Nani?! Kisama!!
Des: . ....We'll see. .;;; Faust's a cool doctor, but I'd rather not visit him weekly. .;; Laceration is not a fun thing.
Yoh: Daijobu! ^_^ It'll turn out alright! Ren wouldn't KILL you.
Des: .... _~_ Why is it that whenever you say that, everyone ends up going through with whatever it is you're talking about?
Horo Horo: It's 'coz we trust Yoh. ^^
Des: Right. ^^ Okay then! Let's do it!
Ren: **Glares at Yoh** I hate you so much right now.
Yoh: **Yoh-laugh**
Faust: **hovers around Des with a medical kit** ^_^
Ren: **smirk**
Des: o.o; ... Shouldn't there have been a security guard or something that confiscated the weaponry? x_o
Security Guard: **hurls in** Aaaaah!!!! **steals weapons and runs away**
Des: ...o.O
Yoh: ...o_O
Manta: ...o___O;;;
Des: *Cough* Anyway.
Ren: GET BACK HERE! **chase**
Horo Horo: **tackle! Restrain!** . Cool it already!
Ren: Oh, you shut up. They didn't take YOUR weapon.
Horo Horo: That's because it's a Snowboard. D
Des: Pays to be creative, I guess.
Horo Horo: Hell yeah!
Manta: .... My weapon is my ENCYCLOPEDIA! O
Des: Anyway, welcome to another episode of Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Same group as last time, and we still don't have enough money to hire Drew or the Brit. But that's allright, because you love me more anyway.
Ren: Kisama! .
Des: Temee!! XP
Horo Horo: Hee. XD
Yoh: Don't cry Amidamaru, you'll get Harusame back. **pat pat**
Amidamaru: Yoh-dono! ;____;
Des: Alright. Our first game is something we like to call Scenes from a Hat, where the audience writes suggestions! We put the good ones in the hat and pick the ones they have to do. ... Who's got the hat? O.o
Lyserg: Chocolove has lost the hat.
Des: Damn him!
Chocolove: **throws a beaver at Des** ^-^ Dam you!
Des: ; **shoves it off her desk**
Horo Horo: Don't hurt the beaver!! .; **grab, run away**
Des: ... ...
Ren: I'll leave then.
Des: Oh no you won't!! **tackle, slams his head on her desk**
Ren: O_O!! KISAMAAAA! ; Let me go!!
Des: **reaches inside Ren's hairspike and pulls out a paper slip** o Success!
Horo Horo: Scenes from Ren's Hair! D
Ren: **flail!** ! Who the hell put those there?!
Des: ME! O I hid them in there for just such an occasion!
Ren: **stops flailing, stares at her flatly** When… the hell… did you have time to do that. .
Des: . Don't ask questions.
Ren: Baka. Horo Horo already left.
Horo Horo: **bothering Faust** Help me help the beaver. . .
Faust: The beaver is FINE, Horo Horo. o.o
Horo Horo: It's traumatized, you insensitive jerk. **pet pet** . . I gotta bring him home! O Home to the forest!
Des: Oh no you don't!
Horo Horo: But! The beaver!
Des: **drags him off** -.- Silva, take care of the damn beaver.
Silva: . . . Okay, but you have to pay me. o.o
Des: The Patch are so frickin' poor. o_o;;
Horo Horo: I'll pay for it! o.o
Des: ... Sure, whatever. **pushes him onstage**
Manta: Did you even read the strip yet? .
Des: No. o_o;;
Ren: **stalks onto the stage, irate** .O
Des: **reads the strip aloud** Bad things to say after being kidnapped by pirates.
Ren: **walks onstage** ... I've blown up your rum.
Horo Horo: **walks onstage** Hey! Aren't you a member of the Patch? =D
Yoh: **walks onstage with Manta on his shoulders. Manta squawks like a parrot, looks like he's feeling very stupid** No really! I'm a pirate too!!
Des: **buzz** XD
Ren: Do NOT touch my head a second time.
Des: .... Lyserg, if you please? =D
Lyserg: **shoots his pendulum into Ren's spike, pulls out another strip stuck to the crystal** ^_^
Ren: **twitch!**
Des: **reads aloud** Things Ren would never say.
Manta: **walks onstage** I only had two glasses of milk today.....
Ren: **walks onstage** PLEASE, store things in my hair! .O
Horo Horo: **walks onstage, wink!** Who wants some lovin'?
Des: XDDD **buzz buzz**
Ren: **holding his hands up over his spike so Lyserg can't do it again** _
Lyserg: _
Des: A thousand points to you all! This next game is called Three-Headed Broadway Star for Yoh, Ren and Horo Horo. They have to go over there, put their arms around eachother –
Rabid YohxRen, RenxHoro Fangirls: *_* Yay!
Des: **sweatdrops in their general direction** - So as to form a sort of freakish three-headed broadway star. _;;
Fangirls: **sigh, but are still dreamy**
Des: ... -.-; They have to make up a song one word at a time. Now, we need a suggestion from the audience for a famous Broadway Musical...
**Many suggestions are called out.**
Des: Yeah, okay, we'll go with Laundrymat Love, and what's the hit song from Laundrymat Love?
Ren: **rubbing his temples**
Manta: **stands on his encyclopedia, pat pat** I feel your pain. o.o
Ren: ...
Manta: ... What? o_o
Ren: .
Des: Alright, the Musical is "Laundrymat Love" and the hit song is "Not my sock!" Go for it. o.O
Yoh/Ren/Horo: **go to the middle of the stage, 3-headed stance**
Lyserg: o.O! Oh yeah! **runs to the piano, begins to play. Looks elegant and sparkly.**
Yoh: Not-!
Ren: My-!
Horo Horo: Sock!
Yoh: Lost-!
Ren: My-! .;;
Horo Horo: ... LOVE.
Yoh: You-!
Ren: Are-!
Horo Horo: Just-!
Yoh: The-!
Ren: Sock-!
Horo Horo: Of-!
Yoh: LOVE.
Ren: _;;; I-!
Horo Horo: Can't-!
Yoh: Take-!
Ren: This-!
Horo Horo: Anymore!! XD
Yoh: Please!
Ren: Find-!
Horo Horo: My-!
Yoh: Love-!
Ren: Sock-! .
Horo Horo: So-!
Yoh: We-! ^.^
Ren: Can-!
Horo Horo: ... LIVE. O
Yoh: Love!
Ren: .... Foreverrrr. .;;;
Horo Horo: ... Yeah! =D
Yoh: Yeah! ^_^
Ren: ... Yes.
Horo Horo: ... SOCK~.
Lyserg: **slowly ends the song**
Des: Five Thousand points go to Ren for that "Foreverrrrr." XD
Ren: -_-;
Des: And a thousand to the other two! =D
Manta: What's the next game?
Des: I'm glad you asked, Manta. *smirk* This next game is called "Let's Make a Date."
All four: x_X
Des: So, Yoh will be the bachelorette on a dating show–
Horo Horo: **snicker** Village bicycle.
Yoh: ^_^;
Des: - And Ren, Horo Horo and Manta will be the three bachelors, to whom Yoh will ask questions. However, they all will have strange identities which I will assign. **hands them paper slips with their parts**
Lyserg: Oi. When are we going to get to that Drinking Song you promised me? .
Des: .;; Quiet, you.
Ren: **reads his** ... Des, I detest you.
Des: Thaaaaaanks~. ^_^ Now start!
Yoh: **sits on a stool. Acts...uke. XD** Okay, well, let's get this star-ted! ^-^ Bachelor Number One, if you were stranded on a desert island with just one thing, what would it be? ^-^
Ren: Well, I -**A carosel pony who has magically come to life** ~_~ Neeeeh. **hums merry dingy carosel music, gets off his stool and slowly walks in a circle**
Yoh: .... XD;
Ren: **sits back in his stool** .;; .;;
Yoh: What an...exciting answer. ^_^ Bachelor Number Two, where would you take me on a romantic evening?
Horo Horo: **Drew Carey** Well, ah, we'd go down to the Warsaw for some drinks and laugh at Des because she can't afford me! And then I'd get laughed at by you when you finally saw what I looked like. Can't pass that up! =D
Yoh: No, I'm sure I can. ^___^ Bachelor Number Three, same question.
Manta: **All three Powerpuff Girls** I'm too busy punching and kicking butt! Hya! **punches the air, acts suddenly calm and takes out his encyclopedia** But we could go someplace nice and quiet -- **perks up and is hyper with a squeeky voice** WITH CANDY!! **jumps up on the stool and falls off** Ow! Who pushed me!? . . . . **climbs back on**
Ren: **pantomimes taking a pole out of his back and whacking Manta with it**
Manta: **puts up his dukes** . .
Yoh: Bachelor Number Two, if you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
Horo Horo: Well, I'd have to say an orange, ma'm. Sweet and round! XD
Yoh: Oh joy, then I'll surely avoid scurvy. =D Bachelor Number One, I enjoy musical men, do you play any musical instruments and if so, what do you play?
Ren: . . **does the twangy music again, walks in another circle**
Manta: **hyperly** Cuuute!!! I wanna ride it! **makes a ping! noise, jumps off his stool and lands on Ren's back**
Ren: KISAMA!!
Yoh: Well it seems Bachelor Number One likes Carosel Horse Music.
Des: **cracking up** Correct! **buzz**
Yoh: Bachelor Number Two is, er… Drew Carey? ^_^
Horo Horo: **cracking up too**
Des: Yeah.
Yoh: And Manta... has schizophrenia. o_O;; And is also a Powerpuff Girl.
Ren: Would you GET OFF!!
Manta: O.O **has been bucked, lands on his back** .;
Des: **still cracking up** 20 THOUSAND points go to Manta for riding Ren. XDDD
Ren: When I get my Kwan Dao back, I am going to gut you like the midget lunchmeat
you are! .! **is bright red**
Des: Awwww! XD **point**
Manta: Yoh-kuuun! **dives behind him and hides behind his encyclopedia** _;;;
Yoh: ^_^;;
Horo Horo: **has fallen off his stool** XD
Des: **regaining her composure** Alright, this next game is the Irish Drinking Song, for everyone, which I've promised Lyserg will be about the X-Laws, so screw you audience! Ha!
Lyserg: ^_^ Huzzah! **hands hover over the piano keys, before he begins**
Ren: Kuso, a song already?! .;
Yoh: ^_^ Daijobu!
Des: Shh! Start! .
Manta/Horo: Ohhhh, I-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die!
Horo Horo: I want to join the X-Laws! And be part of their crowd!
Yoh: I want to blare religious music really really loud!
Manta: I want to have an angel! And shoot it from a gun!
Ren: And kill off Hao's minions. I think it would be fun!
All: Ohhhh, I-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die!
Horo Horo: 'Cause Hao is a jerk-off! He's really really bad!
Yoh: He almost killed their leader. And it made Lyserg sad.
Lyserg: Hao.
Manta: They put me in a cage! And it made me irate!
Ren: Because they had to open! That damn Babylon Gate!
All: Ohhhh, I-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die!
Horo Horo: They're all really dramatic! They like the spotlight!
Yoh: Their uniforms are stylish! They wear a lot of white!
Manta: But we never really liked them! They are a bunch of pests!
Ren: They worship an albino! They think she is the best!
All: Ohhhh, I-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die!
Des: **snickers** There, are you happy?
Lyserg: Well, it was a song.
Des: And now that that's done with, I owe you nnnnothing!
Ren: Good. Let's end it now.
Horo Horo: I still say we should make Ren dance.
Ren: Damare! .;
Manta: Can we stop, though? **gives Des watery chibi eyes**
Des: ....
Yoh: ^_^ Go on, we've appeased the fandom!
Des: . Says you. They are like the evil undead pirates. They will always thirst for more humor. ALWAYS!!
Horo Horo: Um guys, I think Ren just got his weapon back.
Des: What?! How?! ACK! NUUUUU! **hides behind Faust!**
Faust: **is with his Eliza, notices NOTHING!* *_*
Yoh: Oh! **goes to get Harusame back**
Des: Not agaiiiiin!! **hideFaustshield, runs away**
Ren: **chases Des and Manta!**
Manta: Waaaaaaaaaaah!! .;;;
Yoh: o.O! **goes off to save them**
END… I think. . .