Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto and I own nothing.
Anko looked anxiously at the midgets, er children about to take the chunnin exam. They were a lot of freaks. As she glanced over them explaining the rules one of them caught her eye; it was a brown haired boy with weird eyes. Instantly Anko fell in love with the twelve year old. Slowly she remembered what she was supposed to be doing and after a spell of blankness went back to explaining the dull rules. In the middle of her blabber about the scrolls she kissed the brown haired lad out of the blue.
Gaara had no clue what had just happened. If he'd been less startled he'd have killed her but he just stood there, stupefied. The instructor lady had already jumped back and was standing, about to continue the rules as soon as everyone stopped gawking at her and Gaara. He heard Temari giggle slightly beside him.
In a moment everyone seemed to lose interest in what had just happened and Anko could finish the explanation so they could go and die in the exam. Well actually she couldn't; everyone started talking.
"Who wants some beef jerky?" roared Kiba.
"Aww Gaara had his very first kiss, isn't cute?" Temari giggled.
"Did anyone catch The O.C. last night?" Sasuke asked desperately.
"I'm holding a séance after the exam, anyone want to come? Sakura asked.
"Ha ha it's Fatty Ino!" Kankuro shouted as he pointed at Ino and laughed.
"I'm not fat! I'm pregnant damnit!" Ino shouted at the sand nin.
Kankuro began doubling over, "Ha! No one would ever do it with a fatty like you! Chouji look out, you might not get your second helpings anymore!"
Ino couldn't take him anymore. She walked over to him and threw a punch at his painted face. Kankuro laughed and caught the punch, however he didn't know that her real plan was to stab him in the heart with a kunai. It worked… sort of she actually got the puppet. This time the real Kankuro was laughing, however he hadn't caught Ino's real real plan in which she'd thrown a shuriken up into a hovering tree branch above. It snapped off and landed on Kankuro crushing him to death.
Anko took her chance. She jumped before Gaara and gave him a "sexy" smile and said, "sorry, you're disqualified."
Later in the day Haku cheerfully skipped through the streets of Kohona. He stopped when he crossed the path of an angst filled little boy of about his own age. Haku gave him a cheerful smile.
"Get the hell away from me before I kill you," hissed the boy.
Haku was still smiling, "Don't be like that! C'mon, by the way you have a really cute face."
He hissed again.
Acknowledgements to whoever created the True Naruto Style thing about sex ed. In case you did not realize that is where I got Kiba's line.