P.S. Sorry for the long update, I was kind out-of fanfiction for a while.
Okay Gaara was officially annoyed now, so he did what anyone who was annyoed with someone else would do, kill them. Sand rose up around Haku then crushed in. Haku was dead, or so Gaara thought. As Gaara watched the sand fly back into his gourd he saw Haku standing on top of the empty mound. Haku seemed somewhat hurt, however his smile at Gaara didn't look fake. "That wasn't very nice..." Haku whispered in his sweet voice to Gaara.
"Owned bitch!" Naruto shouted to Gaara from behind him, he'd been standing there the whole time.
Famous last words. Gaara Desert Graveyarded Naruto's ass. This one hit. As the sand swept into Garra's gourd everyone stared at Naruto's lifeless, dry, cropse. (Everyone is Haku, Gaara, Kiba, and Temari)
Kiba shouted "Plot device'd!" across all of Konoha.
The next day seemingly everyone was at Naruto's burial. Hell even the characters without names, that just show up in the backgrounds of Panels. Well what would one expect, he was the main character (Kishimoto could now succesfully change the title to Sasuke). As most characters mourned over the loss of the boy who held Kyuubi, Gaara was behind a large headstone, thinking of how much he hated everyone and wanted them all to die, he wasn't even close to the "Rescue Sasuke" arc so it was fine.
Orochimaru was with Ino passing by graves of their friends and comrades. As Ino passed Itachi's grave she sighed, he was so much better than Orochimaru. Oro was pretty much Ino's second pick, Itachi being first. She had Itachi too... until his cockiness got him in a fight with another ninja, except he was a ninja/pirate/robot/zombie so Itachi was fucked from the begining. Oro caught the look in Ino's eyes as she stared at Itachi's headstone and screamed.
"You bitch! You dirty, filthy, stinking whore! You boned Itachi, you wench!" Oro screamed like 16 year old girl who just found out her boyfriend was fucking her best friend.
While she wasn't a villian Anko wasn't too bothered by the death of Naruto, after all he had been ripping off her style. Anko wandered around the cemetary thinknig of that cute kid she saw yesterday. Yes Anko was a pedophile, but no one minded, she was a hot girl in her 20's, not a creepy 50 year odl guy like Orochimaru or Micheal Jackson. As she continued to have fangirl fantasies she found what no fangirl will ever find, Gaara (because Anko, like Gaara is fictional, as in he's not real, and if you think he's real take some medication, and if you are taking medication give me some of that shit to help me write). She jumped on him, of course his shield of sand automatically protected him (Gaara has automatic fangirl protection, I think Kishimoto seems to like Gaara more than Sasuke now, pull some strings and we can have it called Gaara, with Sasuke as a side character).
Naturally something like this wouldn't stop Anko. The cards appeared to be in her favor, at least that's what she believed.
AN: Ugh, I didn't finish the chapter, there's only a little bit mroe to go, I'll just combine the end with the next chapter like I did this time.